Comments - Idiot Trying to Pole Dance Owns Himself
category: Funny | views: 19605 | posted on: 08/03/2008
Most people dont realize that lower back tattoos are actually diplomas from stupid-slut-school and if you dont have one you should stay away from stripper poles. Also you're a guy.
David Copafeel [ban] | Aug 3 08 : 4:21am
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Having a pole in your office? I guess they are all paint strippers ![]()
paintedhorse [ban] | Aug 3 08 : 4:35am
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i hate it when my pole crashes , and its always at the worst time possible . ![]()
PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Aug 3 08 : 4:58am
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Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob and starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."
buggsquasher [ban] | Aug 3 08 : 7:28pm
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thats cold im about 300lbs, and I pole dance every night,,i even do it with my eyes closed,..
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Krazy [ban] | Aug 3 08 : 4:15am
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Thats it dick head...now how will your mum keep the internet entertained?