After two hours of shopping at Ikea I think you are legally allowed to attack the first person you see and vent all your frustration from that god damn human labyrinth of Swedish furniture.
That was a nice fuckin' takedown on the part of the guy in the jacket. Almost like a choke slam. It's weird how they finally get separated and the guy turns his back on him like nothing happened, and then they walk off together. Maybe they realized they were both closet gays and decided to go test out their new IKEA bedframe.
What a giant prick , did he not realise there was another side to that exit and if he moved just a couple of yards he would easily make it out? . Guess he just bought a fight kit from IKEA but like everything else sold there he had to assemble it himself
Yes but I only have a few pet peeves and one them is assholes that stop in the middle of doorways, aisles or walkways. MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOU OBLIVIOUS FUCKING MORON!!! Seriously, everybody thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and do not give one iota of though for common courtesy. Move over, there are other people in this world. I know you want to decided which brand of green beans has the lowest sodium for your blood pressure but standing in the middle of the fucking aisle with your cart/trolley is raising the hell out of mine. Move the fuck over to the side so I can get to the tequila to help me deal with self-absorbed assholes like you. Your lost? Don't know where you are going? Pull the fuck over and decide instead of doing 2 miles an hour. I have things to do. I got to get home because I have the shits from the stress you are causing me. Great, you see your friends at the concert or ball game or theatre. Don't stop in the middle of aisle, I don't know them and really don't care about the bbq when Susie made the best potato salad ever and I don't want the fucking recipe. Move over to the side, I'm trying to get to my friends mmkay? - *whew* I feel better now. Sorry for putting that in the middle of this thread
the trolley cart incident then developed into a full scale riot when the cafeteria staff started stoning the crowds with their rougher then tough meatballs and slapping the shit out of everybody with their trademark HERRINGS..........
Same thing - Doesn't matter what its called though...they all have wheels that give it a mind of it own all over the world. - @VID.....What a pointless and retarded reason to have a fight. - If he was a fighter...then atleast he got some practice in before his organised fight though. -
Yeah....now THAT'S BIG PIMPIN''. Fo shizzle, that nizzle has spend some dolla's dolla's on that shit! That playa, playa just keeping it real no matter HOW fucked up his shizzle is gitting. Respect, and play on playa!
This video gave me warm fuzzies all over. First the guy that got body slammed came over and gave the big bear a hug to make up, then somebody made off with the wallet he lost while getting dropped.
Damn! I thought that guys who liked pushing a cart round IKEA on a saturday usually went home and Butt-Fucked eachother on their "karlstaad Chaise Longue"!! I didn't even know hetros were allowed in there!!!! I thought it was some place you send the wife on a Saturday to shut her the fuck up!!!
Fuckin pussy got slammed like a bitch in front of his bitch. BTW for all you dumb fucks who have a problem w/ my monicker. MY initials are OJ....OOOOOOOOh, now u get it. How I would just love to slice a couple of you bitches up, OJ style.... Bunch O' Bitches!
He was looking for a row, there was loads of room to his right. . . Ikea will do that to you. I FUCKIN hate the place Cunt city buying cunting cunt things.
dizdabiz on Aug 7 08 : 8:10am wrote: FORGOT THE LINK SHREK,HERE IT IS( WATCH IT PEOPLE DONT BE FUCKING SCARED OF THE LINKS!) http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=1cpFVCNj4LQ
And as a swede I´ve got to share this with you all. The founder and owner of IKEA, Ingvar Kamprad, is in top 5 among the richest ppl in the world... And defenitely holds the top position as the cheapest sob ever walked this planet. He drives a Volvo stationwagon from 1978. And in a documentary made when he opened a new mega IKEA in Moscow, he wanted to buy a new cap...in his own store...and when he was going to pay, he bargained about the price of the cap Which by the way was 1$... HE only wanted to pay 80 cents...
Icarus on Aug 7 08 : 11:31am wrote: Yes but I only have a few pet peeves and one them is assholes that stop in the middle of doorways, aisles or walkways. MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOU OBLIVIOUS FUCKING MORON!!!Seriously, everybody thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and do not give one iota of though for common courtesy. Move over, there are other people in this world. I know you want to decided which brand of green beans has the lowest sodium for your blood pressure but standing in the middle of the fucking aisle with your cart/trolley is raising the hell out of mine. Move the fuck over to the side so I can get to the tequila to help me deal with self-absorbed assholes like you.Your lost? Don't know where you are going? Pull the fuck over and decide instead of doing 2 miles an hour. I have things to do. I got to get home because I have the shits from the stress you are causing me.Great, you see your friends at the concert or ball game or theatre. Don't stop in the middle of aisle, I don't know them and really don't care about the bbq when Susie made the best potato salad ever and I don't want the fucking recipe. Move over to the side, I'm trying to get to my friends mmkay?-*whew*I feel better now. Sorry for putting that in the middle of this thread
Hallelujah, it ain't just me, I can stand these types of morons!!!! Beer for you to lower your blood pressure!!!
The main attacker has a few flaws. 1.he is ginger haired 2.he has a jacket on 3.he is balding 4.he is gay. so for these reasons the victim should go to the nearest hospital and get tested for 1.thrush 2.herpes 3.natchos hemp hemp hemp