I'd rather be eaten by lions than have a British accent.

...than have an Aussie accent.

pleeeze, novady menshon mexican acceents. pleeeze. tank yoo senores,
yippa yippa arrriva arriva andale <--we all say that (speedy gonzalez is our god, by the way)

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Pretty sure they all don't pronounce the letter 'R' correctly.

Are you sure????? I have always found that having an English accent is a very effective way of removing American girls panties
Just a thought.

With a 14' dick I've never had to speak to them

Just as well mate, with a 14" dick, I think they would be pretty speachless anyway!

well they couldn't when they are all choking on it (consensually !!!)

you going on about dicks again ..... knew you was wrong boy ...

The British accent pronounces all their "u" sounds pretty hard. In fact, we're doing physics research in a team of 5 grad. students + 1 experienced researcher and astronomy teacher (and long-time department chair), and one team member, our only female, has a straightforward british accent. I don't really see why it would annoy people, especially when living in northern New England has surrounded me with a bunch of people who "pay for deir cahs with a credit cahd" and us mathematicians in the department use Wolfram's "Mathematiker."

come on asian is the best

dont be siily, british accents differ from one region to another,these people just happen to have one of the crap british accents

"You can't leave that lyin there".
"It's not a Lion, It's a Giraffe"!

If you listen closely, you can plainly hear the giraffe saying: Hey, a little help over here would be much appreciated

I knew somebody would say it

Was I the only one expecting this to be ,
."one beaver accidentally kills a wasp"

"it's terrible but you gotta film it"
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No love , your just a lower class degenerate who excuses a persons lust for danger & death with a poor excuse of experience.

DRive! Pull closer woman!
Now now girls, close your eyes, don't watch.

'your just a lower class degenerate who excuses a persons lust for danger & death' ...and exactly why do you come to NT? To watch trees swaying in the wind, perhaps?

Not at all , I am a degenerate who is so desensitised to things like gore , suicides , beatings , accidents etc that I find humour from thinking up sick shit to say about them. Just I wouldn't let my kids see the things I see on here .
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should something like that happen where it was unavoidable I would try to do something responsible instead of listen to my kids getting upset & say something hollow like "but we must keep filming"She kept filming because she WANTED to , not because she felt obliged to. That's all I meant

oops. I posted original message on the wrong site. I thought this was www.swayingtrees.com. my bad

Only in Kenya we've got lyons
http://www.weebls-stuff.c om/toons/kenya/

Ha, what the hell is that?

That'll teach him to Lion to them about his stash of food

Aahhh, nature...it's a beatifull thing!

'shut your eyes this is THE KILL!' lmao

15 mins later a big friendly bear arrived ,rescued the giraffe,picked him up.,.,,.fed him honey,grapes,milk and the giraffe recovered and made a friend forever. hemp hemp hemp

an animal re-enactment of what happens on the street every night in my hood!
WELCOME TO THE FOODCHAIN BITCHES!

Shut up you typical english inred coward. You english limies are jokes with your gay accents. If I saw you in the states you'd turn white and shit yourself. Fucking emglish sheep-shagging cowards.

typical yank rant, if you need to slag us off sado, at least have the brains to spell correctly...jeeeez.

This is what happens when lions and giraffes are let roam free in Essex cos there is no way under the sun that those chavs flew over playa del ingles to get to Africa. innit.

Tarzan's no fucking help.

I guess size doesn't matter after all.
Poor Giraffe.
RIP buddy.

Great way to entertain the kiddies.
Maybe the cheap bastards at the safari should feed their lions.

20 second mark....setting the best example.....my mother set the best example at the 5:00 minute mark of my life.

how biased is that????????? they didnt show the giraffe raping the lioness a few mins earlier did they?????????????? and what about the giraffes foals pissing against the lio cubs s granma???????// biased bastard cameraman!!!!!!! hemp hemp hemp

Nice parents swearing in front of their kids...

listen to their pussy assed reactions brings a smile to my face and warms my heart, so damn funny.

Oh my god they swaered? No way! That is sooo bad!

I'd be LION if I said I didn't like that.
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I would have just put the foot down on the accelerator and slammed the horn on and attempted to scare them away.
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As a parent myself I hate to hear the kids like that....as it always sux to hear my own child when she see's this type of thing. (Not lions though of course).
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But I would/do still keep filming though.
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I hear you man , there's that tone that just eats through the very being of a parent but shit like this is just nature . As ugly as it can be kids (obviously not too young) have to be aware it exists

I'm in danger of having my head bitten off here, but I'm going to have to stick my neck out and say, wild cats don't have tin openers so what else are they going to do.

But what else do you expect to see in the Kruger NP? If the lion doesnt kill, it doesnt eat...

A perfect time to ask the fat obnoxious wife to get out and get something from the trunk...

The next leg of the tour was a gang of chimps jerking off. Explain that, dad ...

It depends on what type of porn video they were jerking off too.

WOW good thing the Giraffe's dick isn't as long as his neck, they would have needed more Lions considering the way they attacked the neck

lucky kids. witnessing nature at work. best thing i ever saw at the safari (six flags) was some monkeys tearing up a vinyl roof on a car.

It's not murder. It's survival of the fittest. Only humans murder.

holy fuck some people have to learn how to use a camera

Welcome to the jungle
we got fun and games
we got everything ya want
honey we know the names
G&R

And like we say at the Titty Twister, "if you can find pussy anywhere cheaper....... FUCK IT!!!"
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OUTSTANDING!!

haha u missed out chicken pie pussy

Diz, you are indeed a legend!!! This is for you.
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=IIy08N1HGsE

WO WO WO WHERE IS THE FUCKING ADDRESS. IM IM COCKed AND LOADed AND READY TO CUM AT , I MEAN TO THE PENNY PUSSY SHACK

i wish these idiots would get eaten by lions.

"Its horrible" "Yeah but thats nature init" LOL!

does condom sizes come in metres????

It's the circle of life Simba!

With the exception of the lions and a giraffe it looked like any other street fight video on NT. Come on lions...stomp on his head.

Man that woman's annoying, what did you expect when you booked a safari? I love the fact that as she's moaning the kids are laughing.

fucking lions allways hungry

These 2 lions kill a giraffe and decide to split the kill. The lion that got the back half looked up from eating and asked the other lion "How you doing". The other lion said "i'm having a ball". The first lion says "slow down...your eating my half".

on second thought, maybe that's not such a great place to build a Toys-r-us store

Can I just point out that I didn't say American girls are dumb or sluts, There are some that like the English accent that's all.
I'll raise a glass to American girls right here and now.

It's okay. I'm American, and I can tell you that they are in fact dumb sluts.

Hold the camera still next time, asshole.

yeah everyone ones accent is bad we should all talk through intergalactic telekinetic space waves but then the colour of them would piss some people off too

mmmm,giraffe......taste like chicken

How come ppl say that every "exotic" animal tastes like chicken? Snakes, crocs, lizzards...everything is supposed to taste like chicken... Makes me wonder, what does aboriginals say about chicken? "tastes like croc..."?
Why do I even think about these things..?

I have had a lot of girls suck my dick but none of them ever said it tasted like chicken.

But I bet you´ve heard some comments about snake...

sure, it is the way or the world, animals eating other animals, but you dont have to get a boner from it . .. fuuck, go back to england and stay the fuck out of mama afrika

but when simba did this it was ok

coooooool

mommas pissed - this ain't what she ment when she told poppa to "take junior out and teach him the facts of life".
crazyotto - you can't say "chicken" on NT - has sumthin to do with race i don't understand it either

What the fuck was that at the beginning? A subliminal message? That's got to be the stupidest most......must..register. ..to..colorful..me.

Nature.
Fuck yeah!

wish i was there woof woof

damn lions...they act like animals...er humans...you know what i'm sayin'

Mr Miyagi say: like Universal Studios, when car drive away giraffe and lions get up.

NOW WE CAN MAKE A BELT OUT OF THE GIRAFFE

bigsillyfatguy lol nice saidI'd rather be eaten by lions than have a British accent. i agree.:idea
The woman was saying(and the guy too) "how horrible" well i guess if a lion sees' u cooking porc butt on a barbeque he would say THE SAME THING.

Bad kitties.......

the thieving rapist giraffe deserved it!!!!!!!! hemp hemp hemp

The giraffe's offspring had previously gang banged all of the lions sisters and thus brought the wrath of the hungry lions upon his soulless rapist self.hemp hemp hemp

Not quite like on Diego eh kids? Because in real life lions and giraffes don't sing show tunes and do choriographed dance numbers together.
Next year just take the kids on a tour of a slaughter house.

he had some neck that giraffe

god i hated that crying bitch in the background.

Piss off wanker !!

I was waiting for some cops to come out and beat down the lions after they were cuffed.

Lions are quite umm nice when it comes to killing they're prey. Going for the neck and suffocating them. Hyenas on the other hand, tear you apart from every angle laughing.

I wish we were feeding al qaeda ragheads to the lions. But I'm sure they would offer their children and then their wives before having be eaten themselves. Why do al qaeda punks taste like chicken? Cause they're chicken shit!

Why are the kids crying? Do they think the lions go to the Albertsons down the road for their food?

nature sure is amazing sometimes.

He's a good dad. Daughter sobbing and crying.
Dad: "Shut your eyes if you don't want to see it".
10 years later: Have the Giraffes stopped screaming Clarice? :)

LOL!
nice Hannibal reference

kill kill kill kill

shit! that road doesnt look safety to do a walk

I was just waitin for those lions to charge at them.... Pity

beautiful its just nature...no hard feelings.

british accent: eet's orrible, but i's got to do it...me mates at nothing toxic need to see this.

they must be russian.

This is the real world kids, now shut the fuck up and watch.

its horrible its life shut yah crying up and throw ur missus out while yah got a chance

wow that looked vicius

Lucky to catch that take down on video. Sure do wish it was more steady

Yes, I'd like to order the giraffe neck option on my safari tour, please.

The kids shouldn't have been told to close their eyes...This is reality and the way nature works, truth should always prevail, don't blind your children!

lol they should beat their kids

you didn't like it? should've stayed home then..

thatz what happens when u walk around looken like a tree

Food glorious food,hot giraffe and mustard.While we're in the mood give us the squealing kids and we'll dust them.

Is this how they recruit people for PETA?
Ma'am, she cried, she's in.

That made me hungry!

sorry but you will have to wait till i have taken my LION'S share!

Only the British would have gone on safari and used shareware to process the video before posting it online! Should have opened the doors and got closer.

damm you yanks talk crap..the only people in this world with a stupid gay accent is americans...you sound like a monkey with a bannana stuck up his ars
Unighted Kingdom aka Great Britian
YOU MUVA FUKAS GREAT BRITIAN RULES
FUCK U IGNORANT MONKEYS... YOU TERRORISTS
YOUR RACE IS AT RISK BITCHES HAHAHAHAHA

sad little yanks bad mouthing the english well all i can say is well done usa in vietnam you really did well in that war ,fuc@ing muppets .....god save the queen

muuahha even though after that dude waving around the cam so much I hoped they where still hungry and wanted his balls

Silly Bitches. Do they think the chickens slaughtered to make their McNuggets are licked to death by Kittens?

What did these kids think that the grounds keeper for the safari fed the lions canned catfood?

"um num num num num"

FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loiness Wins. Fatality.

Woohoo! Now the kids can go back to school and attend biology actually knowing something about the food chain...

The alternative AA Advert:
"Well do you know how to get Gerald to chester without going under any low bridges?...."
Ahh fuck it lets just feed the cunt to them pussies over there.....
Can't think why the guys at the ad agency didn't consider it....

Killaz!... I thought the giraffe fighting each other was crazy this shit take the cake

@0:37
Did he just call his wife 'silly cow'?

nice safari, i wanna go too...and maybe get Viciously attacked by 2 swedish girls...with a great tan...
nice vid

safari is in africa thats where i live and up to date there is no sweeds here just some black aids shit that will rob you then cut your body parts off while you alive and sell them for muti dumb fuck! now let me guess you wanna go get fucked by 2 indians in brazil? life is tough in africa but i guess even worse in america

weres Eliza Thornberry when we need her

He probably told his wife on the first date
I could eat you alive......and now they have annoying sounding children 7 years later.

yea eat eat it

that reminds me i need to put dinner on.

Why is half of the fucking family cyring... usually the people that make the vid seem to enjoy it more than me watching it. Probably just the british humor thing

a vegetarian is born!

thats so awesome

L2FILM wtf?
Was the camera man having a seizure?

Why do I suddenly want to register at Colorful ME?
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Anyway, was there a kid crying at one point? STEADY THE CAMERA! Okay, I'm done.

I thought lions shopped for groceries.

gotta eat right?

lol londoners are a crazy breed!

got salsa

Shows what happens when you are low on the food chain.Sounds like the kids are crying,way to dad!Good parenting!!!

LOL "Oh its so awful" hello morons, your on a damn safari idiots.

fuckin english people, gotta love em. lions dont like their giraffe with tea, which is prob why they are sobbing lol

Those lionesses have terrible table manners

they got they're moneys worth

hehe, gotta love londeners

they need to eat too .

poor giraffe