Hahaha, lmfao. YOU FUCKING HOMO!!!! That was really funny.

The old man the seed...

'suck my brick you sonnnama bitch' I love that guy

Haha, yeah. That was funny as hell! Crazy old bastard was gay, just look at his pink scissors. Who carries around a scissor anyways? *Gay* 'sack many bricks'

and I agree with him-
FUCKYOURMOTHER!!!

alsokillyourself

Me thinks he doth protest too much.
Yep. He's gay.

If he's not queer, he'll do until one comes along.
BTW I noticed he may not swallow but he does spit.

Yup, i have to agree on that, when the guy with the camera asked him, so you are not gay? You saw the expression on the old dudes face like, shit he knows! I have to act tough now, so i'm going to tell him to SUCK MY PRICK!!! LMFAO.

LMFAO Instant favourite!!!!
I love the way he is so outraged at the suggestion that he is gay that he comes right back and tells a guy to suck his prick!!!!!!

"you sonofabeech"
i am gonna go out saying all day today

HAHAHA! I CAN ABSOLUTELY GARANTEE YOU THAT THEY BASED JOE PESCI'S CHARACTER IN GOODFELLA'S AND CASINO ON THIS DUDE!
AFTER THIS VID CAME OUT I HEARD THAT CHARLES BRONSON,KIMBO SLICE AND TECHNOVIKING WENT INTO HIDING THROUGH FEAR! I HOPE IM AS NUTS AS THIS DUDE WHEN IM HIS AGE! HAHAHA!

So we finally get to meet Borat's grandfather.

Dont Fuckwithme,,,Awesome
Somebody didnt get any dick last night...

Homo! Homo! Homo!

graphene balls your comment cracked me up. your spelling is absolutely pinpoint

'who cares if you're gay, c'mon i can keep a secter... ohhh shit!!!' that has to be one of the best videos ever and i've been watching nt for years.

poor old fart probably got molested by a priest as a kid and has been living with it his whole life.
Spoke pretty good english though

Whatever country this guy is from, The "Eddie Murphy School of Learning English" must be doing a roaring trade!!!!

kinda sounds like uncle gus!!

i like this old guy , hes my new hero.

i would have been funny if his drunk ass passed out, and the clerk pissed on him

Could this be TheGoli's dad?!?!?!??
Those who remember with me to TheGoli.
I'll never forget him posting in my shoutbox
"A Merry Christmas to you deep up in your ass"
Gold.

I may be new to posting here but do remember back when you had your one sided fights against TheGoli. Sometimes more entertaining than the videos themselves.

Lol Woder what ever happened to him he was a character...

I have been crying with laughter going through TheGolis comment list, here are a few gems:
WHO RUNS THIS PLACE? You.
You better get learn to this you little choclate wrong coloured migant boy, black spot on the American map
Well, you might argue on that, but I heard the english which refers to Americans. I'm Iranian living in Western Europe and you?
Sushi - You're a sick Granny Cunt
rascoil - Well I believe in humanity and don't like to fight like you Americans, that's the difference between me and an American.
tapeworm - what did you exactly expected from an non-sense sentence? I mean, obviously you can hear his an asshole just like you're. what more can possibly been said?
fakelol - well ok, I got curious because I live in that country
Bambi - well I'm to women, if you got I sister I would like to date her out if I may?
Sushi - Well ok, I purpose you're living there also granny?
tapeworm - well yet another asshole, I bet you either american or british, which is the same.
If you can't handle it, find another website which you found interesting, untill than shut the fuck up, fucking american asshole. I don't give a fuck of your opinion. I don't care what people think of me. If you can't handle it fuck off from here
Sushi - Yes, that's is exactly what you're Granny Cunt. you might aswell get used to it granny. you didn't answered my question, I'm still waiting for an answer. We're 1 hour before you, which means the school is closed, but you doesn't know anything about that, you left school after some couples of years and became taxi driver afterward. well congratulations on that one granny
Sushi - You're very sick, you are not a man of peace, a man of evil, which want to harm, and bash everybody, you are an asshole for sure, old faggot granny.
dirty bertie - I'm sorry that you didn't got killed when you were in the marine. hopefully a tradegy will occur for you, I wish so.
Da Bomb - Well I'm not gay, I don't mind you're gay, it's ok with me. as long as you keep away from my ass. But with your twisted opinion you can be sure on you would get executed in Iran, but with a good reason.
CaptainHowdy - Well maybe, but there is alot of corruption in USA. Fucked up laws.
rascoil - I agree with your first part, it's the muslims fault, and the rest I do agree with you, it's people like you, like americans.
Sushi - Well I'm not as you're. want to have the american soldiers to behead iraqi kids, you are sick man, seek a doctor for your're mentaly ill. you are disturb. not your mothers fault, got raped by dozens of men.
rascoil - I don't know what's wrong with you idiot? go cock your daddy's black cock.
Granny I also be one day, must long time till you're right about that.
Toxic - I had my cock up in your moms ass to. She liked it actually.
Sushi - I get it the first time that you are from England, it's not where you from, but what you think which count.
1) If they are there for our good, than they should respect our life and how to treat the children and country, when I come to England the first thing I say to a english child is, "Fuck this country" is that good in your mind? You are really sick. They rather want to be at home, I'm use about that, but that doesn't give you right to bash on the country for keeping their moral up. If you think otherwise you are really sick
2) Let me get this clear, you don't think I'm disrespectful to the country if I'm there and say it? America or England it's the same.
3) Well, American or English culture isn't the same as it Middle East, if you notice that? You should know it is in their country and respect their lives of living otherwise piss off.
4) Well I think it's to late for you to learn anything, I was just telling you about Middle Easteren countries, which you didn't apparently appreciate, I think it's to late for you, you are ashtoning uneducated yourself. Fuck England, United Kingdom, Little Britain, shit country, Fuck United States of Assholes. Fucking asshole
I am still laughing at these now, hats off to you Goli, I have never been called a "Sick Granny Cunt" Before.
Comedy Gold.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! i need to stop laughing so i can breathe! i was litterally choking back tears when i read that! CHEERS! for that humerous reminder,but fear not sushi as the prophecy reads ''ONE DAY THE GREAT THEGOLI WILL RETURN AND ONLY THEN WILL TRUE HAPPINESS AND LAUGHTER RETURN TO YOUR MIRTHLESS BARREN LANDS!''

Happy days.
Goli baiting was great entertainment.

how can a white man get an avi?

Same way as any colored person.

Steal it?

icantstoplaughing

That's just comedy Gold right there.
The Goli he is one of a kind They destroyed the mold after he was made.....

Yea. Did you forget your meds today?

To be totally honset those fights with the Goli were what started me coming out to the site the vids too.My bf doesn't come out here but the two of us read those comments and has in tears Oh and about the vid,the old dude is a flamer

That guy was the reason I even opened an account here. He was raped continually, over and over by you all... Wonder where he went?

most trolls come back using a different name. nt is kind of addicting so they cant help but come back. eventually they realize that being a troll only gets them deleted or banned and they eventually they behave. ive been doing this for a while now, most of you guys dont remember "GOK" he was the mother of all trolls. law enforcement was eventually called to help control him after his attacks on a particular member advanced to threatening her life and and her family.

But there's no way his English could have improved enough for him to be here today under and assumed name. Perhaps he's now in therapy dealing with the issues he got while here, and as part of that therapy he's no longer allowed to visit us?

Look Tony Montana from Scarface with 70 years old LOL

Hey, just because you're old doesn't mean you have to take any shit.

iusanovabici!

Napoli's finest.....in 1964
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What a tough grandpa. That asshole receptionist should have more respect, what a pussy, winding ol' boy up then running behind his desk.
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Glad he did though, was quite an amusing vid. you mudafooka, i fooka your mudda

just give a bottle of piss vodka and he'll be on his way!!!

Tiger! Tiger! Calm down!

what an old homo.

Why is this crap on here

sonama bitch

This is a true story
About a famous criminal
From right around Chicago
This is the story of
Michael Kenyon
A man who's serving time at this very moment
For the crime of armed robbery
It so happened, that at the time of the robbery
Michael, decided to give his female victims
A little enema
Apparently, there was no law against that!!!
But his name lives on
Michael Kenyon
THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT!"

Was that a poem or something?

He sounds like the dude who went to Malta!
"I want too piss on the plate you sonama bitch"

this is from the new movie about mclovin. This guy is the perfect pissed off derka derka since the one from 40 year old virgin stabs bitches

ha ha!
you suck my prick!

foreigners

Wonder what happend next...

Must be the pig fucker's brother.

This is the reference and it should have been the Fried Pig Pussy's brother
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=uitXR46c-Ko

LOL

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OUCH!!!!!

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Is this you??? Cos you sound a bit gay to me.
http://www.migente.com/ch auncey1/

WOAH! BUSTED!
...nice work my horny-paratrooper friend!

Holmes you've out done yourself this time. How do you do it?

You fucked up, you know that don't ya?

~*Hands you a bag of popcorn, and some coke...*~ Enjoy the show.

Thanx

me thinks the lady does protestes to much
apol to the bard

"The lunatic is in my head" (P. Floyd)
GOLI jess called - he wants hiz dignity back
HEY DIZ MAN - me thinks chauncey1's tryin fer COTD NOT!!!!
fuckum

Now I have to say, the guy behind the counter was a fucking pansy, baiting the old drunk on, then threatening to call the cops on him - anyone else notice the edit, when the cops must have finally answered (the old guy getting the bottle of water)? Couldn't have us hearing the false accusations, now could he? I'm sure the cops will hear NONE of the taunting, and baiting from the pimply-faced-first-and-la st job from this spoiled kid. Even though, the vid did make for entertainment.

THE GUY IS LIKE
'' IM NOT A HOMO, IM ONLY GAY''
PLUS IT DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU DO IT ONLY ONCE ... LOL

Coolest Guy ever, reminds me of my drunk grandpa. Damn he was fun at Family meetings.

one of the best Video in months hands down

you mother fucker you are gay

don't worry he won't bite

Why does the homo carry a pair of pink scissors?

you sunumabich

lmao good post

OMFG! Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs! Best video in a long time!

Let's have a lemon party!

big lols, big lols.

thats the funniest shit i've seen in a long time...rofl!

the old dirty old man trying to get off with the barmaid !!!

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You've heard the expression when you're in a hole stop digging?

^
awwww how cute. chauncey loves me
...
did someone say that mods can actually CHANGE a members post from "i hate chihuahua puppy dogs" " to " I LOVE chihuahuaha puppy dogs -ehem- and their massive 2-inch mexican peepee"?
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ive never seen it done , but i hear its true.
what do you think chauncey?

@Chauncey, you have a problem. Grow up or seek professional help.
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@Video, TheGoli character lives on. He was a stand up kind of guy like this geezer in the video. He is an idiot, but the camera guy should have left him alone.

Ha, Alcohol!

WHERE??!!!

"Why don't you fuck your mader?"Suck my brick

Yahwn

some people are not happy with there life

will that bird ever stop playing with her tits , in the random video section ?

the camera guy near enogh shit his pants at the 0:39 mark .. he thought he was gonna pull out a gun or something

lol i dont care how old he was if he spat on me id fuck him

they say ppl who react like this,are the people,who are what they say they're not.

i hate fucking pussys like that 'Why dont you come here' that old guy says while hes holdin a fuckin knife right there i wouldv told the guy straight up fight with your fists thats what real men do...not knifes,shivs,guns ect -.-

Over privillaged, sheltered, white, mommas boy. People like him make me sick. "I'm gonna fuck with this old man who barley speaks the language from the safety of my both and record it. The guys will think I'm so funny and cool!" Fucking ass clown. Watching vids like this are why I'm so confrontational. Perhaps that and my meds but whatever.

"sack a mya a preak"? is this chappie from a d soprannowwwwwwwwwz?lol hemp hemp hemp

These Two Are Arguing Over The Counter Like Little Girls.
While I'm Sitting Here Alone Smoking A Doob
Like A Real Man.

This pensioner is STILL 24 hours later arguing in the same foyer lol hemp hemp hemp

i wouldve called him a ass ramming cum dumpster and killed that old faggot with a dildo

sack a mya a preak!!!!!!!! lmaooooooooooo hemp hemp hemp

"you somama bitacha". awesome LMMFAO

Dusty old fag, Some one give him a gun.

that sonna ma beech is a homo.... I coulda have arguood weeeth thata guy alla nighta....

They Has To Be Part 2, That was funny as hell. "sulk you mother mouth, you son of a bitch"

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This guy needs subtitles.

you sramabetch???? wth is that

That was possibly the funniest clip I've seen on this site. I loved the tension in the last 30 seconds. I said, "Damn, I hope the clerk doesn't mention being gay again" and bam...
I'm still wiping tears of laughter from my eyes. The goli comments nearly stopped my heart.

stupid kids these days think theyre funny and can mess with anyone. im glad theres still some people left in this world like that old man to teach these queers a lesson.

pretty funny, but the old man is lucky the guy was just joking around. Of course if the guy with the camera was not just joking around and being an ass, nothing would have happened and the old man would have just sat there.

I want this man as my father

That silly old fart needs a fucking slap!

Wait, he claims he is not homosexual, yet he continues calling the clerk his 'sodomy bitch'

sack a mya a preak!!!!!!!!!!!! hemp hemp hemp

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Calm the fuck down chauncey. We all know most\all people who threaten to kick somebody's ass over the internet, are most likely 350 pound virgins.
Sonumabetch!

@ the 6second spot whats the gay itallian doing with her finger? looks quite spooky.hemp hemp hemp

don tak to me! camera dude was shittin himself tho lmao

Ill punch him in the fucking mouth.

if that was my grandad, and i saw this footage ( and its clear there is somthing wrongish with him). i would go round and want to talk to the prick recording.
........lets leave it at that.

lol, if you're grandad acts anything like this... please do us a favor and record it yourself.

To much MTV not enough THC

notice da nice hand illustrations he makes in the beginning when he says , ' i have to tell u or somebody i go fuk ' ? looks like fuckin an asshole and not a pussy ... lol @ the old man being exposed and not knowing how to react to it... probably get killed 4 it were he is from... an instant classic tho ...mudder fukker ...suk ma beick u sunamabish

this site is awsome, that video is amazing!!!!!!
I almost died of laughter

I still thinks he's gay

SUCK MAH PRICK YOU MUTHERFUCKERGEE! holy shit this guy needs rehab

asks too many sexual favors from a man, for not being gay.

lol i laughed when he said its ok you can tell me if ur gay, i just wish i didnt finish that was hilarious

U Sunababitch!

It's lovely to see how quickly the troutmouth backs down when the old guy pulls his shirt tails.
He must be the laughingstock of his town.

HARRZ!

Great vid! one of the best i've seen in ages....The guy may have been old but i reckon he would have done serious damage given half a chance.
Man, he was seriously pissed off.....he'd cut your throat and enjoy it if you ask me. The Hotel Clerk was really enjoying winding him up too, i'm not sure that he would have been having that much fun if the counter was not in the way!
Funny as hell though....i hope i get to see more like that.

fuckin classic. haha

Now this video is a nothingtoxic classic I just wish this video lasted longer.

CLASSIC! Loved every moment of it! ;P~

"some-a-beach!!" LMFAO.

lmfao at the end lol he just doesnt learn

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Talk about over defensive....
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I think that man has something to hide.
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But if he would have come at me like that with a pen, I would jumped the counter and beat the shit out of the Some-Of-A Bitch.
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SUCK MY BRICK YOU SOME A BEETCH
Lol...fucking epic.

Funny, funny!

I tallin' you don' buck wit' mee .... you summama beech. Anyone ever see that movie Johnny Dangerously? This old guy is spot on that character who called people " fargen bastages ".

dont fuck with him