HAHAHA! ive racked my brains and cant even top that! HAHAHA!
so il entertain you with a shitty joke instead!
There were three dinosaurs stranded on a desert island. One day the first dinosaur found a bottle in the water and he pointed the bottle out to the other dinosaurs. The dinosaurs raced out and got the bottle. When the bottle was opened a genie come out. He gave them one wish each. The first dinosaur wished to be in his homeland and clap, he was gone. The second dinosaur wished the same as the first dinosaur and clap, he was gone too. And the third dinosaur said,"Gee, it's going to be lonely here without them. I wish they were back!"

EErr...............have ya got the dvd of that mate,not for me,for a friend......

HAHAHA!