At least he can now feel comfortable putting one foot in his grave.

You've got +5 votes for that comment already!.
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.I DONT BELIEVEEEEEEEEE IT

Hey, I'm not saying that they're very bright comments, but if I try to hard, I go out on my limb.

Sorry I didn't mean it like that ,
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http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=ZVQQneM-GAc&feature =related
just an old show in the UK called one foot in the grave , the main character's line was 'I dont believe it'

aye, they got a budd buddy internet loser thing going where they fellate over each others comments no matter what they say.

NO SOUND? I WANT TO HEAR HE SCREAAAM!!!

I think it is safe to say, that is the only time he will ever get his chopper anywhere near a fleshy gash!

i think its safe to say that you have AIDS.

they went from lumberjacks to DUMBerjacks!

I am sure I could hear the tree laughing!

Four minutes for slashing!

Hey bros, I think it's time for some good ol' fashion whoop ass.

Bright idea....

Ohh what a dilemma....who to call first? ambulance or green peace?

Thats no way to cut down a tree
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Stupid wood pecker head.

He axed for it.

What a painful ax-ident

It's not his buddy's fault, AXEcidents will happen!

You beat me!

Why does he beat you?

With Olympic music playing in the background from my TV, I just suffered by viewing this Vid.

outsmarted by a tree and a axe

Who gave the retarded axe smurf work?

who needs enemies if you have this friends?

If the shie fit's..

SHOE
note to self dont type in the dark

Killer, I'm having a hell of a time trying to post today My PC keeps blinking on & off. I'm guessing hurricane Fay has something to do with it.
This damn hurricane BLOWS!!!

Well it's a tropical storm now, and compared to what Florida often gets, this one's an easy system. Wait until Sept./Oct. rolls around. I got near-relatives who are planning to move to central west-coast Florida, and if they can't get used to stuff like this, they're gonna have a rough transition.

omg, just what we need more FRENCH in Florida !!BTW where the fuck do you get off correcting him, he obviously lives there and can look out his window to see what is going on...you,on the other hand are probly getting your info. from some half retarded French weather man!

FRENCH ARE NOT RETARD YOU FUCKING RACIST ASSWIPE!
Fuck you and all the other french-bashing cocksuckers out there.
And I didn't correct him. I added to his comment.
LEARN TO READ, 'YORKER!

Oh, and by the way, I'm not even French. You just assumed that I was.

i did not assume anything, and could give a rats ass where you crawled out of,you said you didn't like the anti-french comments and I do not like you so...leave the room now little boy the adults are talking

Wrong. YOU DID assume something.
You assumed that I was French.
And, I was not.
Just as I assumed that you were a New Yorker because your location states "New York."
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A room of adults? HOW IRONIC. There are plenty of people I don't like on here (oh, and I don't like you either, cause wow that just hurts... give me a break), but at least I'm "adult" enough to keep my mouth shut with all those people. Instead you had to be A BULLY and use anti-French remarks to piss me off. Only when you persisted for days I retaliated (which reminds me: I should give the anti-NY stuff a rest as well, especially when I don't even feel that way).
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Oh, and since I can't say it in your shoutbox, I'll just embarrass you publicly here: Knock it off, or else you can just hit the bricks.

I think I love you.

Hurricanes are like Rednecks it only takes one to Fuck up the whole neighborhood.
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When I heard this joke it didnt say redneck but I dont wanna get banned

From one American to another, god bless brother, don't let that little bitch of a storm get you down. Keep your head up and your spirits higher. USA will prevail, we been through bad times, we'll be through worse, but stand unified and we will kick any problems ass! USA!!!

Help Mr. Wizard! I don't want to be a lumber jack! Poor Tutor.

You could'nt trust that cunt with a butterknife.
Thats not they mean by burying the hatchet.

These instructional 'Can you spot the mistakes?' health and safety videos are getting too easy.

That's why the challenge has been reversed -the new objective is to find three things they did right. Good luck with that!

HACKsaw Tim-ber DUGgan , should've seen that coming. Though Navy socks & white shoes I would've found it hard to not try and cut his foot off either

graphene balls, for a comment like that you deserve your keds cut off

TAPEWORM GOT TODAY'S COTD FOR THE''SHITTY COMMENT'' WHERE THE FUCK HAS IT GONE? TECHNICIANS! WE WANT JUSTICE! SORT IT OUT!
TO TAPEWORM!

Thanks for the SHOUT on the 'Shitty comment' Diz.

They didn't seem to Cut up about it.

*stands on tree stump* ;
Then says "hehe, now chop me down" ;
*WWWHACK* ;
"Aaaah!!!, I was just joking you Jason Voorhees dumb fuk!" ;
*drops to the ground in agony* ;
"Get away from me you crazy muthafukr!!"

he is lucky the prick didnt have a chain saw or he might of lost a leg

that would be the least of his problems

White Cops Aggressively Arrest Several Black People.
Has been Censored, it’s the internet after all. There are people making sure that it’s OK for you to view the vid’s now. Free Tebet look it up on google, the two word do not come up together. Sorry got to go I’ve got some Chinese guy trying to kick down my door. Time to exercise my second amendment rights while I still can.

you are correct , the words FREE & TEBET will not be seen on google , you flaming retard

Tebet translates into something totally different in Cantonese.

i have tebet money on it not being a real country.

That was a NEPALing comment.

and that was a quick response. you certainly dont dilly- DALI LAMA around.

I nEVEREST.

these bad puns are gonna make me YAK.

We haven't PEAKED ....so you had better climb aboard ZEN.

well, i am suffering from a LHASA words. i think we are punned out. so im going back to the fishing vid.

What are you talking about?
How is this relevant to the video?

paul bunyon would have been proud.

this was from paul bunyans teenage years. lots of experimentation and deep rooted anger.

Wow, what an "AXE-hole" of a friend ,....though he was a "dumb-AXE" for being where he was.

White trash + alcohol + sharp tools + being in the woods always = fun

the one that's on LiveLeak has sound.

Question: if an axhole's foot gets cutoff in the woods does anyone hear it?
Answer: no

nice way to de-feet someone

he thought this 2nd tree will be easier than the first

Thats Worth a Smack

They call him chopper

Next time it's your ass !!

Good mix a camping,kids,alcohol and an axe.Who would've guessed an axident.

Looks like a job for a chiropodist as well as an optician.

At least he didn't chop his wood.

Where is the fucking audio on this video?! I want to hear how he screams.

i think he would rather a monkey fuck his toed

he probably had to axe to grind with that guy.. That is a hard axe to follow....

He isn't going to be able to ride any rides at Six Flags not now that he is a foot shorter.
SIX FLAGS
MORE FUN!

YES, the tree got revenge on the English sheep-shagger.
A justly deserved penalty for killing the tree. That means Retribution (for the typical millions of dumb americans)

just plain retarded.

See just goes to show the stupid shit people do when they have fuck all to do. Cutting off limbs is the only thing to do in butt-fuck-idaho

videos are very choppy today

He wanted to get a foot up on his friend.

No safety precautions whatsoever.

Thanks for that, drink this.

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Paul Bunyan no longer has a bunion!!!!

Looks like we might have to call you "stumpy" buddy.

two very important lessons to be taught here:
1. If your buddy is chopping down a tree, STAY OFF of the tree. Nothing good can possibly happen.
2. If your dumbass buddy is climbing on a tree your chopping down, STOP chopping down the tree and pray the tree breaks and falls when least expected.

good job he diddnt say....when i nod my head..HIT IT !!

Would have liked to see some toes flying around...
maybe next time.

i cant stop thinking of a popular tv show here called "big brother"one of the male contestants eats another males snot.yes he eats his nasal sh**.i puked up twice.now i shall sleep.hemp hemp fuck it cant be arsed typing the final"hemp"Dam.

what a retard.

I didn't know cocaine & speed addicts were into lumberjacking. Too bad they weren't using chainsaws.

WTF!

You might be a reneck if...
Your idea of going to see a play involves goal posts.
You think a computer hacker carries an axe.
You keep a chainsaw in the trunk "just in case".
You go to the post office to research your family tree.

Or if the "family tree" is where the family spent the night after that accident on Bob's Avenue.

will not have to drink so much now to feel legless

when he was jumping on it he said:c'mon,chop chop!but he meant hurry up...

they aint buddys there brothers.... and how did u get this video? i had it on my youtube so did u get it off ther?

hahahaha....that was funny as fuck... MS13 boy got chopped....

ahhaha hha h hahah haha
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poor guy, that shit must have hurt like a son of a biatch

Poor guy had no idea that it is traditional for a lumberjack to bury the axe in the stump, shit i dont know i made that shit up but i saw that yesterday an it had me speechless, Darwin awards for these guys!!!!

Kids chopping trees down only adds to global warming... I see global warming as permanent BBQ weather and hot chicks wearing mini skirts all year round.... someone buy them kids a chainsaw... QUICK... !!

if a tree falls in the woods does a retard loose a foot.

too bad it wasn't ggallin1 this time

Some tree hugger is happy.

Why would he do that, and where did the vagina thing come from?

Cracking shot!

i seen this yesterday on another site and it had sound vids just aren't the same without

with friends like that who needs enemies right? thats a mix of watching too many jason movies and a stupid back tattoo.....

Who cares...what do you need with those toes anyway?

Wasn't that the commercial for Price Chopper?

lol whitetrash :D

Guess he wasn't Limber enough for his friend.

i bet his foot was saw....

here's jhonny!!!

wtf did he do that for. I would of killed him.

perfect

these guys and the paintball to the mouth guys should get together to make one great fuckin video for us to watch.

cheers to that Blakhoody

thanks for all your comments i realy put my foot in it that time haha to see pictures of the result of my foot go to my mates face book at ... www.facebook.com/ and search for lewis barnes, the guy in the video is martyn hawley. ... you tube that name and the video will have sound haha ... chow x

karma

wonderful aim

It was no axcident: it's how rednecks get rid of bad foot odor problems. At least he wasn't using a chainsaw.

Future Republicans of America

wow, whata idiot!

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thats why u dont jump on stumps... cause when u fall off your gonna have one too..esp if your inbred cuz is wielding the ax

And I'd be laughing just as hard If I was there.
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man i just loved the comment on the video... mistook it as a vagina haha!

I can't see what's happening?

mmmhmmmm

I think he did it on purpose.

that had to hurt