Ok that's another sport, next to rockclimbing i won't be taking up any-time soon.....damn, that must have hurt.....

You got to feel sorry for the people on the beach , they went home thinking it was a bird that shat on their heads until they saw this on the news

At which point did this dick head look at the strong winds outside and think 'meh, perfect weather for it'??????

I dont understand 3 things...WTF was he doing WIND SURFING IN A STORM....Why the fuck didnt he let go??!?!...........WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT?!?!

Kite surfing in a Hurricane!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?? ???
I guess he was only doing this cos his previous idea of washing windscreens at Nascar events didn't work out!!!!

He'll try something safer next time - Tsunami Surfing.

When he wakes up he'll realise, he's not in Kansas anymore!!

didn't he want emotion? so now he have it.

i bet you he was WINDED!

PWiNDed indeed

And the NT racist comment timer starts...........Now

Ive seen this somewhere before

He was just trying to save the suicide jumper. He failed.

The kite was just strinking him along..

As soon as I saw the caption I knew this was going to be a Kitastrophee.

wonder how long these puns will STRING along.

After hearing the GALES of laughter when he landed, he STORMED off.

Man he must of swept away before he knew it!

Why do goofs like this think there cool doing this is in a freaking storm???? And what the hell is this guy doing still holding it after the first mouth of sand?!?!

No kidding! At some point don't you think "let go"?

Honestly maybe he thought hed clear it!!

Dumbass wouldn't let go from a dumb ass idea in the first place gets no sympathy.
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If he wants sympathy he should look in the dictionary between shit and syphallus.

She's a good girl, she loves her mama
Loves Jesus, and America too
She's a good girl, crazy about Elvis
Loves horses, and her boyfriend too
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It's a long day, living in Reseda
There's a freeway, running through the yard
and I'm a bad boy, 'cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy, for breaking her heart
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Now I'm free
Freefalling
Ya I'm free
Freefalling
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Now all the vampires, walking through the valley
Move west down Ventura Boulevard
and all the bad boys are standing in the shadow
and the good girls are home with broken hearts
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Now I'm free
Freefalling
Yeah I'm free
Freefalling

hahaha dont go flying in a hurricane

Into the distance, a ribbon of black
Stretched to the point of no turning back
A flight of fancy on a windswept field
Standing alone my senses reeled
A fatal attraction holding me fast, how
Can I escape this irresistible grasp?
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Pink Floyd. Learning to fly.
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Just seems appropriate here.

What a cock. 1st why do it in a hurricane, dumb fuck. 2nd Why didnt he let go the first time he got air ?
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"...ooh this kite cost me like $200 man, thats 1 weeks wages dude, gnarly, i only like broke like 12 ribs dude, like smashed 2 vertibrate man, and can't pee through my cock ever again dude..."

ty for coping what i said this is for u

Though thought of as a revolutionary, Brad's great idea of Sideways Bungee would sadly never catch on....to you, Brad.

I was JOKING when I told him to go fly a kite!

what a dumb fuck !!! when he hit the sand, he should have stayed there to build sand castles, but he wanted to build a brick wall, so he kept going, yippeee !!!! lucky to be alive , yes !!!!!

nobody worry, liacon is okay.

It wasnt totally his fault! He got stuck in the harness. (according to the news reporter) I feel sorry for the poor guy.

someone should have told him this was a hurr-i-can't, what a drag...

He figured he'd do this stunt to impress the girls but forgot that he's tied to the kite by his harness and can't let go. Mr. Cool is now Mr. Hospitalized if not Mr. Dead.
Had to prove everyone wrong about fooling with Mother Nature.
foolish ass.

Up,Up and Away...in my beautiful...er kite.

one mornin iz tryin to "fly a kite", it wouldn't stay aloft - the misses sticks her head out the window and sez, "Ya need more tail" - i sez - "I wish you'd make up yer mind"
2tail

She packed my bag last night
pre-flight,
Zero Hour, nine A.M.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
Elton 'Homo' John

I would love to try this..except for the whole "flying into a wall and brain matter dripping from the ears" part.

HEY YOU...... OUT OF THE GENE POOL!!!!!!

Para sail $1,500.00
Beach weekend vacation $2,500.00
Tropical Storm FREE
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Getting skint back on every network news cast in the whole world.
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Priceless.

Everyone lets have a cold one to the idiot that went kite surfing in terrible weather Cheers!

LMFAO!! That's gotta be the funniest 20 seconds of video I've seen on here in a while. What the hell kind of an idiot (plus Scott's description for extra effect) whips around in the air like that? Damn that looked fucking stupid.
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Hey, who knows, maybe this video will make him FAYmous.

i can't stop it. i don't know how this works. goodbye folks!!
wizard of oz

i never knew flying a kite can be dangerous, at least he didnt get struck by lightening

That would've made it even funnier.

That takes a special type of idiot to do that.

Is it a bird...no
is it a plane...no
Its SUPERDICKHEAD.

Kitesurfing in a hurricane??? How fucking intelligent. Like surfing a tsunami.

Only one word comes to mind. DUMBASS.

They should make "hurricane kite surfing" an olympic sport. This guy got great airtime but he won't win 'cause he messed up the landing. I'll give him some points though for the nice splatter effects on landing.

This is Will Smiths audition tape for Hancock

Supermanned that ho

so does anybody have a video of someone falling off a building or out a window and a hurricane wind doing this to them?
If so that person has two in a million luck and just used it all on probably not dying instead of a lottery ticket.
How's the view you flying bastard? Is that bitch as ugly as katrina?

We know he's fucked up, when he put it on WTF

Im looking to the sky to save me
Looking for a sign of life
Looking for something help me burn out bright
Im looking for complications
Looking cos Im tired of lying (trying in 2nd chorus)
Make my way back home
When I learn to fly (high)
-Foo Fighter, Learn To Fly...still seemed appropriate

he flew like superman he shoudl be chuffed!!! now hes in a wheel chair like he was aswell!!!

why didnt the gay twat just let go of it??????????????????????? ?????? the tigh fisted anuspiper!!!!!!!!,.,..,,b astard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! hemp hemp hemp

definately a darwin award finalist

I don't think he was a Darwinnian. Better to Burn than Fade.
Kite Surfing and Wind go hand in hand like drinking, sex, hangovers and then kids.
Kudos.

give him some hand grenades or bomb belt and send him to iraq...

such is life , he was probably thinking , "this is the best thing ever " a massive bout of wind always makes you look a cunt , from my experience !

Crazyass redneck Americans
Training themselves to prepare themselves as
human missiles to knowck out insurgents hiding in buildings in Iraq.....
I knew the army sooner or later would experience a shortage of arsenal.

that guy got bury

you would think there would be a quick release for gusts like these. He sure gained speed. I'm surprise he's alive.
That reminds me. Is there any footage around of that jackass that flew a bunch of balloon up to 10,000 feet. That would have been wild.

Well i guess thats the end of Mary Poppins then.

Darwin's theory of evolution well exemplified here.

Hum I see theres an hurricane coming. Ah well better get my kite ready, It doesn't seem dangerous...(Several months after the lawsuit: Warning, flying a kite during hurricane can be harmful and me cause death or serious injury)

erm see i would of er LET GO OF THE FULIN KITE :O

LET GO MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!LET GO!!

hahahaha, i wonder what he was thinking. Man, if i let go, all the fellas will make fun of me for being a pussy.

never saw no kite

When did the brain say don't let go?

what a russsssssssssh

He can let go,,,,,,,,,,It wont let go of him....
You have to wear a harness and have a lanyard secured to the handle.
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This is a heep of photo of the sexiest women in kitesurfing,,,you can see the set up,,,,,,,if your eyes let you
http://es.youtube.com/wat ch?v=LtY4bcI_fM0&feature= related

IM SORRY I WATHCHED YOUR VID , NOW DID YOU SAY THERE ARE HARNESSES OK ILL WATCH AGAIN ,SHIT NEVER MIND OHH AND THANKS

aaaha. look at him go!

How stupid can you be to do this shit. Just let go of the fucking thing.

That was awesome!

And I thought skaters were stupid

let go!

owened.

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You can always replace a kite but you can never replace your life!!!

LET GO FFS

that was cool