Isn't it annoying when you both try to avoid each other by going the same way

He should have done a Kobe Bryant.

cheated on his wife with a white girl in colorado?

Sometimes you're the windshield and sometimes..well, you're this guy.

lol! im sure if the asshole didnt steer towards him he could tried

or a matrix and ghosted into the car safely

LOOKED LIKE A KID.......

"Look out!".....there is a car HEADING your way.

that guy got really fucked up on that one

he probally just stole summat from some old granny karma works in misterious ways!!!!!

BOOM!!....got nothing..

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Dawdle & your dead.

WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY

when he saw the car he liked jumped in front of it???

The things people will do to get a lift these days

That bug splatter is going to be tough to get off.

Checkpoint

Driver gets out of car, takes out rubber stamp of a person crossing the street & stamps on his car the third person this week. That takes care of the driver's side door. Next week, the hood.

owee. hope he makes it out ok.

Now he'll have to sit and testify before the looking glass.

he shoulda quit while he was a-head.

i'm surprised this doesn't happen more often in times square with people crossing the street while videotaping every damn thing.
@vid- dude once you commit, keep going. if he was trying to get hit he did an excellent job

if the peep who got ran over went on to make millions and millions of $/£/€,s would he have given us any? NO!!!! he would have lived all smug and happy never thinking about us,so why oh why should anyone here give a fu** what happened to this capitalist thief? lol hemp hemp hemp

poor guy , he just wanted to take his pizza home.

that looked intentional on the drivers part

wow! He almost missed that car!

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did you guys see tobby's bus going the wrong way at the 15-second mark?!? darn tobby got the keys again!

See when people say they don't want thier windsheild washed LISTEN to them.

His name was Earl

:beer

Haha!

R.I.P. EARL

I was going to tell a good "Why did the Chicken cross the road" joke but it was too fowl. This is a respectable site and I'm trying to keep it that way.

some days youre the fly, some days youre the windsheild...

Apparently no women live on that street.

It was always his dream to be an hood orniment.
Lay off!

i think we saw this cuppla daze ago, from the drivers view - scott told us it was a deer - gess he dint wanna upset us ?????????????
thanks scott fer bein sooooo sensitive

driver shudda had cuppla brews - he cudda swerved an missed the guy

if you're gonna cross the street, CROSS THE FUCKING STREET! Is it really that hard to J-walk

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lol wtf it looked like the driver was tryin to hit the guy

im not stopping 4 him 2 clean my windows again ...

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Fucking 5 year old learn to look both ways before crossing.

what an idiot, he deserved to get crushed, less idiots on the streets. I really hate jay walkers, especially at night. Most of the time, they walk slowly, not even looking for cars. I have almost ran over three jay walkers at night. I had to swerve, luckily there wasnt any cars beside me and those pedestrians didnt even car they just kept on walking slowly looking straight ahead, ass holes.

i agree waldo

Nah, That Car Was Well In the 30mph Limit.

wow

going through the windshield may've been better than bounced down the block on the pavement, I hope for his sake

jump!!

That actually works and gives you a great view of the "OH SHIT!" look on the drivers face. Trust me.

HOIY

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good get the fuck out of the road asshole!!

fuuuuuuuuuuuck

TOO FAST +TOO STUPID = DEATH,FUCKING SHAME

you ever hear of a cross walk asshole, atleats you could do is look bothways, no more weed 4 u

thats y people shouldn't j-walk

road kill!!

That's why I never piss off my Latina girlfriend. Seriously.

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for an extra 25 cents he would have been allowed to ride in the front seat

The idiot ran in the wrong direction.....He's own stupidity was his downfall.
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He only had seconds to think, not his fault.

not his day