Eye can't imagine how bad that must of hurt

As Cuca would say eye ,eye, eye ,eye .eye

ha!
@ vid, i think this guy is a BIG LIAR, LIAR !

Basic instinct 3

after the incident mustafa decided he was finally gonna get a new job at his circus as the knifethrowing act had its downside!

He must have REALLY pissed his woman off....

Or maybe he lost a bet

don't know which is wose, this or having hot grits dumped on you

eye bet he didnt see that comeing

Here's a sharp implement in your eye.

He can no longer be a pilot but that won't stop him from becoming a pirate

eye eye captain!!!!!!! lol hemp hemp hemp

Eye carumba.

Isn't that the way it is? You look and you look and you just can't find it anywhere. And the whole time it was there under your eye.

He doesn't look so sharp now!

There's nothing like a nice sharp knife to satisfy an itch

i said earlier his name was mustafa,but i reckon its probably patrick because he looks like he's of IRIS descent!maybe this happened at school because he was a bad PUPIL!

Eye would freak out, if eye had that knife in my I....

damn that is nasty . now he has camel-toe eyes

Ah... Now I see the point.
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Doesn't need glasses now. His eye sight is really sharp.

you're gay.

...and you would know?

I just don't get it. Why? Why do people come here just to try and piss other people off? I feel sorry for them. Life must REALLY REALLY suck if your only form of getting attention is trolling a web site. Oh well. To you mate.

Yeah! I'm Embarrassed Sometimes To Be Part Of This Whole Internet Thing!

You are fuckin original. If you are gonna say somethin lame at least throw some extra wit in there.

is that you in your avatar with jizz dribbling down your chin?

Curious to know huh ?

muahahah

damn

D'ya think this guy and his mate did this just to show the paintball boys what pussies they really are!?!?!??

That guy look like a guy who would get stabbed in the face.

Cool for him,chicks really dig scars!

he got his vision sliced from 20/20 to 20/10.

I also remember when I was a kid and was learning to use a knife.

Funny how he's smiling ha ha .
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He wont be when they pull the fucker out he he he

at least no one can say that hes not the sharpest tool in the shed

Ah excuse me, waiter, there is a steak knife in my eye.

hey that kinda looks like SUSHI69 except instead of an ice pick in the eye... sushi69 has dicks in the mouth......

Having a STAB at Sushi is not going to be your greatest move today.

Now where have i seen this posted before??

So thats why the carwash has been making my motor smell like mouldy kipper

Well i was debating on washing it by hand but im a lazy fucker and that would eat into my beer time so it can stay fucking dirty Unless i can persuade the mrs to do it
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Anyhoo must dash, beer in the fridge calling my name

Hahaha, i think the dead fly's on the bumper and number plate would ruin the taste
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And i really couldnt bring myself to kiss her after

So, actually, nothing like me at all then. Your bloke come back yet? No? SHOCKER!

Sushi, did you turn this guy down as well? When will they learn?

this is what will happen to shuthtatshitup when sushi catches up with him...right after he shoots him in the mouth with a paintball gun.

hes got a good eye for spotting danger!!!!!

what a pain in the eyes
i'm done being mediocre today
have a good weekend ladies and germs

eye popping situation or more like this...

"the worst thing is, i came in for a sprained ankle, lord knows where the fuck this came from"

eye vay

wow, what could've led to that?

Eye'll bet that is the last time he tries to stick it in his wife's pooper when she's doing the dishes

Talk about a sight for sore eye!

eye shucker

EYE'd hate to SEE me having that anytime soon,
wonder if he can RETENA that knife back to the shop with that blood stain, end of the day. Ouch
IRIS my case

Brings whole new meaning to "saw it coming...."

hee hee

ya think he got the point??
think i'll jess go puke now
HEY - WHERES THE FREAKIN VIDS FROM YESTERDAY ?? i dint miss another day ----did i???
o-well fookit

ipoked

Mr Miyagi say: iPod different. this iProd.

never bite the hand that stabs you in the eye

i thought only beautifull people had "Chissled"cheek bones?lol hemp hemp hemp

You think thats hot wait till you see the ships anchor hooked through his ballsack. Fuuuuuckin hell!.

He's got a whole new POINT of view.

Ouch! you know he pissed somebody off

I guess he tried to give the wrong girl the EYE. And being a gracious woman she tried to oblige him.

now he can look DAGGERS at everyone without evan trying
fuck man im shit at this

youll go nowhere with that doubtful attitude pete!

...this is what can happen when you clean your knife without realizing it's loaded

cant we all just get along? smoke a bong

OK...dont move...I see it..... steadyyyyyy..... GOD DAMN IT! I told you not to move! I almost had that speck and you had to go and sneeze! now you have a knife in your eye. I hope you have insurance mister fidgety!

Fuck it. Bones heal...chicks dig scars.

I was kinda waiting for the camera guy to bump the knife. that would have been priceless.

Epic own?

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Well now he nows that if a women asks if her ass looks fat in that dress......For god's sake, Don't tell her the truth if it does look fat.
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Specially if she is chopping vegetables at that moment.
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He was ok until the guy filming it knocked the knife in another 3 inch..

Watching that gave me the creeps!

impressive