That was a bit too close...tobby....

TRAINing to be wheelchair bound was we??
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Thats the conclusion i ARRIVED at

He must play in lottery

Theres that word again ALMOST is not good enough..

His friends are obviously NT users,
'quick lets pretend to help him ...trains nearly there.. let him go'
Unfortunately the fucker just got up in time

It's called, "grab an arm and when the train hits him, the one with more meat on it is the winner!"

This video was 'almost' a classic.

He was just lucky he was wearing his TRACK-suit....

Was it a speedo??

Oh... And 4 that music
I guess X-Files theme sucks

Nice mood setting music going on there.

He left his heart down in San Francisco and went to retrieve it.

well there is always next time....and the 3rd rail

hee hee did he "train"for that? hee hee chortle snigger.hemp hemp hemp

His underware is bound to have some track marks.
Have fun with those nightmares!

that was hot.

Gave that lazy lucky mothafucka a cape

Help Him Up For Shiiiit?
What Does That Give me In Return?
Fuck All.

PREACH!!!!

Almost...only counts in horseshoes and handgenades

Soo lucky.

i wish i could have used the line, he half asses everything in life, but he made it so i guess he is still one big ass

Jim actually came within an inch of becoming a twisty human weiner balloon.

Dumb, stupid, FUCK!

now that's a close call!

Did he get on the train?

missed it by that much

Too bad the Metro driver wasn't one of us. We would have sped up.

c'mon c'mon and do the locomotion with me

what a ripoff...no carnage...bystanders actually trying to help. I'm going back to the cop/drunk driver vid.

He kept his cool like he's been doin that all his life

he slipped in his own feces.

he had diarrhea of the mouth

It was at this point in his life that he realized everyone was right about him, he is in fact a dumbass.

Haha what did the bystanders get scared off? Afraid of getting some blood splatter on there new clothes?
Or did they remember that they are members of nothingtoxic?

my God!

I hate the word 'almost'

well that was close but not close enough
not close like a big mess with two bodybags one for each half and a mop and bucket on a decent camera that would have been closer.... to being a great video

i had a mate who was suicidal,so i pushed him infront of a steam train, he was chuffed to bits!

what a loser

it would have been such a great movie if the train ripped of his legs... perhaps we would have seen the rest of his mangled body crawling around the station and his retarded friends kicking him to check if hes death

thats one very lucky man

close call

lucky him

holy shit that was straight up fuckin suspenseful.

that's from perth, that bloke was quite casual about getting to the other platform

bet the driver was shittin himself.

Yet another human that was able to put himself in a position to be hit by a train...unbelievable.

man.. you got my vote FINALLY SOMEBODY SAID IT!! :D

Wow, some stupid people are really lucky!

like a bruce willis movie

fook me!! that was dam close

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The guy needs less alchol.
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I wonder if that snapped his legs. looks like the train did clip him.......man some people are dumb.
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He nearly died!

oh really