This is why I always stay away from most traffic when riding. And wear a helmet. And wear jeans. And boots. I probably should always wear my jacket, but I almost passed out once from over heating myself while sitting at a traffic light on a 95 degree day.

If you cant take the heat stay out of the kitchen SELL YOUR BIKE ,PUSSY

She ows the motorcyclist. Turned her car round beautifuly.

HAHA, I was totally looking at the OTHER stupid in this case FAT bitch....suprise effect...nice...

She wouldn't have made the U-turn in the time available.
Like an oil tanker.

Clearly the motorcyclist was at fault....and the dumb bitch sweeping the yard also did the right thing....Nothing.

For the sake of one of our own posters, she she,
let's pretend that a man was driving

But then, everything would have gone right....now where is the fun in that? So I say thank you female drivers for fucking it up so we male drivers can have a laugh....

This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph
with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds
and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!
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I hate when that happens....

That whole, "doing nothing" seems to be toxic.

thats why you do not uesd the gear shift as a dildo

This is why I.Q. tests should be made before giving out driving licenses.

They should be given before people can have children, too.

The exact same thing happens to me when i'm on a bike on gtoIV

why oh why werent the 5 drunken russian skinheads given any credit for helping the motorcyclist? they were on vacation from russia,on a birdwatching tour thingy BUT dropped what they were doing to assist!!!!!!!!!! .hemp hemp hemp

say what?

It's just the talking

Any crash you can walk away from....is one you can sue the crap out of someone for later.

WOW! that bike must have been shifting...it made the rear of the car spin
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And the whole driving off to the carpark was excellent

Not for anything, but I could take a shit in less time than cowface in the foreground could stand around in the corner.

she was trying to miss that poor puppy that was in the middle of the street.

I was looking at that fat cleaning latino lady she would be alright to fornicate with - make an ideal secret mistress

agrred!! but damn that avatar of yours has to be the best on NT

Cages and Left Turns, the bane of motorcyclist everywhere

See, people always wanna blame the motorcycle. Clearly, this accident was not the motorcycle's fault. ..just thought of something, wasn't it a woman who first fingered the motorcycle to take the heat of their bad driving? Sneaky sneaky.

hey I heard about this new invention for blind people, Its a DVD chair combo. It's just like sitting in an arcade style racecar game but according to the dvd that you put it it makes them feel as if they were ther. So my buddy tried it out one day and since he is blind he asked me to put in a racing movie...so I put in the fast and the furious and he would listen to the audio and as it raced the chair would move.... Since he isn't really into pop culture or even up to date on Jack shit, He chose his next movie from a list that I read to him...and tonight he is going to "watch" Brokeback Mountain"
Hahaha wait til he experiences the features of the chair during this movie

This is why I only ride on a track these days. People just don't pay attention anymore. They should outlaw talking on cell phones in the car too. Most people are too fucking stupid to do one task let alone both.

Damn bikers... They everywhere

Must have been the shiny object. Everyone knows women don't read the news.

I'll repeat what I said yesterday. Too many drivers only see 20-50 feet in front of them and have no clue who is behind or beside them. You have a side mirrors and a rearview mirror for a reason. USE THEM!

i got nothing to say on this one - other than hi

what a dumb bitch.

That looked like the batmobile pulling a bat turn minus the parachute WTF? who does that"

That was a Cool U turn... I think I should up grade my auto and bike insurance...

lool et la grosse avec sont balai qui bouge pas lool

damn are these personal home videos since there's a little anger..
get all jack nicholson on the roof of her car with the golf club like back in the day good road rage.

im still thinking about the dogs getting the twist-a-whirl treatment...on the other hand ,i saved hundreds on my car insurance by switching to geico

Shit like this makes me want to put my bike in fucking storage

Man, what is with people making turns from the outside lane? I'm just dumbfounded that people are this stupid. Oh wait, no I'm not.

I don't know who I should be more upset at, women for continuing to insist that they CAN drive when we all know that they CAN NOT, or the DMV for continuing to issue women licenses to drive.

women drivers, they choose to be ignorant while those hajjies have no choice. they're born into a culture of true ignorance and have very little hope of enlightenment. ha! bet you didn't see that comming now did ya mate!

well said

that was a pretty snazzy u turn if you dont count the bike

HEY fuck you guys. She had her right blinker on for the last 6 miles He should have seen it coming!

Sounds like something a bitch would try to say

Yeah! I always turn the right blinker on for 6 miles when making a LEFT U-turn. Cheesecake!

Car driver-"oh look a white truck" bang..LOL.....what made em do a u turn just like that..

Was that bus chasing her down or what?

Fake!

sera mujer jajajaja
tipico
su manera de manejar
jajajaajjaa
por la rechuchas
busca kontrakcion en y o u t u b e
tocata la segunda semana de octubre

retard bitch don,t look only front also see who is up ur ass

baby batter - cmon dumb bitch -she should check her rearview mirror before turning not just assume the world will move out of her and your fat bitchy dumb ass

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Hopefully she is never allowed to drive again.
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it looked like a guy driving to me and why the fuck did noone move the bike come on man save the bike

At least he was helped.

stupid bitch