Do I look like a priest ?
Get your head out of there...

You are sooo bad. I imagine the crowd would not stand for that.

Kid was Catholic, so it was just second nature for him to go there

He went to him for succour.

Well i can understand why the kid was confused, that ballplayer was at MJ'S birthday last night and did tuck him in at night.....

"Geezuz kid have you completely lost your mind? I told you it was over with. Oh god not on national TV, I was going to shoot a Wheaties commercial tomorrow...."

http://poetry.rotten.com/ stained-glass/

not funny...although I like most of your commits!