Would have been better without a helmet

Would have been better without the bike.
.
Oh. Hang on.....It was.

Would have been better with 150mph

Would have been better if his mother believed in abortion.

Just watch she'll buy him another.

It says a lot about your riding ability when you fall off a bike that remains upright.

Your personal best. Cheers, bro.

Lesson, they are made to SIT on....

Actually, they are made to die on.
p.s. I will be a conformist.

Well actually they ere made to ride on....

I can ride my bike with no handlebars no handlebars

I love that song, my son turned me on to it. His mother doesn't get it...... Maybe that's her problem, I TRIED to give it to her but she was never in the mood!

hahaha

Yeah, that's what she would say when I asked for it!

Oh well. It was the ass's phalt he hit the pavement.

That bike decide to do last stunt alone.. so rider must.. faceplant! :D

oh well

More proof that some people have more money than brains when they walk into a bike dealership.

Good thing these vids usually end up in crashes or we'd have a lot less shit to watch

"Look up in the air. It's a bird, no it's a plane, no it's Superdumbass"

£340 Bike?
Laters.
Off To mexico.

Heck, what's the big deal? Anyone can fall off a motorcycle

This is what happens when skaters get some money and an operators license

only one word can describe this character,..,,."TOUGH LITTLE BASTARD"!!!! oops i meant 3 words.hemp hemp hemp

wheels on the bike go round and round...
...
the douche on the bike goes down, down, down
all through the town

If, however, you fail, remain calm and nonchalant at all times, despite the searing pain from tarmac burns and a horribly bruised ego.

He was realy lucky, and the moto was lucky to fall so smouthly in the grass....

Expensive noise comes from bike after rider falls off.

I DONT THINk HE EVEN KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOIN AT ALL

It was only a rice burner. It's a shame he and the bike are alright.

for zero to sh***y in 2.56 seconds.

"What could possibly go wrong"?

Apparently his practice rounds consisted of standing up with motorcycle in place. Then he said: "Yep, the helmet works."

Hi Ho Silver Away!!!!!

Will the stupidity ever stop?

ghost ride da whip.

i can ride a bike with one hand only, you should see how cool i look

Sure you are allright twat. But you'd better clean up the skidmark your pride left on the middle of the street.

Home grown

i like how the bike just continued on its path

If we could ever figure out an olympic event for morons america will kick chinas ass!

serves him right, stupid twat!

well get a cabrio or something you can't fall off that fast.

"I'm alright....just feel a little stupid and my bike is messed up..... and I have a little dick".

I don't know about you guys, but the crickets in the background tell it all!

The only smart thing that guy did all day was put his helmet on

call that guy a cab

look ma no hands
look ma no no claims bonus
man he was so cool i made up a word for him
what a wikedyawesome guy

yes nice advertissment for helmet

how's that even possible?

That was a thing of beauty.

That's great when you fail so epically that you still have time to stand up, get your bearings, and watch the bike you fell off continue to speed away from you and eventually crash.

I just love these assholes on motorcycles.

WHY do the always ruin NICE machines

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