Comments - Retard Crushes Face Diving Onto Frozen Pond

Jesus walked on water, bet he couldnt do this though

You stole my comment
In fact, I wanted to say:
This was the first and last time, Jesus tried jumping into water.

Sorry I stole your comment, you aren't gonna beat me with large pieces of wood now are you

Why, did you want to get beaten with someone else's hard on? Are you doing requests right now?

No thanks zyk, I'm straight

He want to wedge you in water
anyway: He slide like fucking seal

No worries, I have a lot of comments, one more or less doesn't make a difference

Aawwwww, poor retard.....but still, LMFAO!!

It's all good - His stupidity keeps his brain receptors from feeling any pain.

mustve been a bottle of vodka on the bottom...

And you don't suppose that someone his age would survive the cold shock of diving into ice cold water altogether. Not for anything, but having solid ice on top probably saved whatever few brain cells he had in him.

If I could, I would pay the camera man to sit in my house and laugh all day. That would keep me amused for a good few days.

how the fuck do you get people to do that shit

No doubt. Did he think he was diving into sheet smooth water or something? He probably got a glimpse of his face looking back at him just a nanosecond before getting ice razored.

Well that didn't go very well...he deserved it for wearing his sister's panties in public.

Vodka and Russian winters
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After a quite a few drinks and feeling nicely relaxed, 'breaking the ice' at the party seemed like a good idea to Boris.

thats what hapens well you tell a rusky, that the lake is full of vodka

now THAT was fucking funny!!!!!!!!

........lloll......

Global warming still hasn't reached Russia...

Ditto, and it probably won't for 100 years.
Meanwhile, global stupidity took a 40% jump this week....

100% right, dude! Cheers

i loved the immediate cackles of concern.

Now he´s a full member of the Brick-head-gang

This has more to do with a stolen cell phone than the one about the guy who supposedly got beat up for stealing a cellphone. Which he didn't, cause he didn't. But this is funnier..

russian skin pools are viscioussss!!!!!!!! hemp hemp hemp

He's OK,the cold will stop any major bleeding.

the russian, later that day had an eye test..the optician showed him a card with C Z W I X N O S T A C Z can you read this the optician said? read it he replied, i know him

ROFL.Ya just know vodka had somethin to do with this.

Well. what can you really say about that?

and if he had broken through the ice he would've been under there and likely had died.

Was that the TECHNOVIKING?
I think it was.

Anyone wonders why russians still prefer communism? Here is the answer!

ha ha ha bloody lovely

Sound of face to the ice is the good kind. Happy slide like the fetus goo......

LOL

the wondrous lake of the frozen vodka-screwdriver claims another victim

n ice dive!

dumb

hahahaha, even nature hates this asshole.

Granted, seeing the guy lying on top of something he thought he was going to be diving through was pretty funny, but you'd think the prick with the camera would stop laughing when he realized the guy was badly hurt. Russians are taking the lead as the least compassionate assholes on earth.

What you have just witnessed is a re-enactment of early mans attempt at ice fishing. It wasnt til nearly 300 years later that the whole was invented and ice fishing as we know it came in to existence.

The "whole" was invented, eh?
Must've really paved the way for the invention of the "hole" cause you need a "whole" "hole" to do the trick!

i wasn't laughing at the dive........only his shorts

Good thing he had a belly flopper going there, a quality dive would've snapped his freeking neck.

talk about brain freeze...

Mr Miyagi say: next Olympic extreme sport.
Mr Miyagi also say: Ice Ice Russkie.

Ice ICe Russkie. Fuckin hilarious!!!!!!!!

crainial damage in the Ukraine. d-bag

QUE PENDEJO

least he has some ice to keep the swelling down!

I think he was looking for some ice cold vodka they'd hidden in the lake a few days ago!
I hope he lets me know when he finds it!

Vodka and stupidity just made my day.

stop collaborate and listen...
ice is back with a brand new invention
i didn't know you could ice skate with your head

I take it they don't have ugly tree's over there...
this may explain why a lot of them look like bulldogs.

That is an insult to John Denver !!!!
ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH

know wonder the russians didn't do that good in diving this olympics

russians are dumb

Thats why i love em so much

"Olaf? Girl nice?" "My love for you is ticking clock, BERZERKER!"

hell be alright. just put some ice on it.......

lol i think he is blind stupid

In russia thats how you test your manhood. He just didn't pass.

Thanks God for Vodka

What a fuckin' tool bag!
They definitely live near Chernobyl!

jesus could walk on water. I like to think that this is what would happen if he tried to dive into water.
fuck,someone already did comment like that.
Razor blade or raise a glass, full of poise'n full of class.

"ICEY DEAD PEOPLE"
The sick Sense
Starring Bruised Willies
and Sam, you will jack soon.

great to see his false teeth floating away right there

Georgian POW's being tortured.

one of the best videos of nothingtoxic... really!

He was already smacked in the face now he's got a headache Good form tho....

Good grief

That was fucking hilarious, wish I could have been there