that bitch is soo fat, she shows up on radar!

that bitch is so fat, they took a picture of her last christmas, and its still printing!

that bitch is so fat, she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

that bitch is so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

haha. im going to hell...

you're not going to hell...you're just honest & anti-fatties like the rest of us...good jokes...especially the picture still printing...you got my vote ,.!

hey ...notice the woman videotaping the fuckin' cow & the way she laughs...sound familiar..it's the laugh of another fatty...judging from the sound of her thunderous outbursts of laughter, i would say she's 372 pounds , 5'2 and rakes in a whopping $325.00 / month on welfare...$277 of it going on hotdogs !!

Thats how they came up with the term, "bringing down the house".

How Charming of all of you, its sooo fucking nice to know their are shallow people around, NOT
you'll are so ugly the doctor slaped your mothers rather than your ass's when you'll were born.
You'll so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You'll so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
You'll so ugly and stink so bad, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.
You're so ugly, you went to a freak show and got a permanent job.
You'll so ugly, the police sketch artists are afraid to draw you.
You'll so ugly, when you get sick they call the vet.
You'll so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
You'll so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You'll so ugly, every time you go out you get chased by the dog catcher.
You'll so ugly, you can't hail a bus.
You'll so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts.
You'll so ugly, you give Freddy Kruegger nightmares.

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