Comments - Frantic Idiot Owned by Security Gate During Earthquake

If I hear another word about COTD, I am going to kill myself.
P. S. This is not intended to be a troll.

Well zapper, it was nice knowing you!
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I will no longer participate in any contest so please leave me out of any voting...Thanks!
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I find Tainted extemely hot. If she can turn me on this much with just her mind and a couple of pictures; being inside her must be like heaven.
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I find Sarah Palin really hot too. Strong smart women really do it for me

Sorry, but I will keep giving you my votes (not too much longer). You are just too funny for me to ignore.
Well off to find the most convenient method of suicide. Maybe I will just steal some cop’s donuts. Yes, that should do it. Wish me luck.

Yeah I see the idiot got the COTD. Kinda ironic eh?

How's that for random? lol. Thank you. You've made me blush... again.

Then don't vote, and make sure everyone else does the same. It's just like that. Personally, I've voted maybe a total of 10 comments this year; hell, I haven't voted anyone up in like two months.

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But Zyk, maybe that's part of the problem. All the intelligent people (or at least the regs) choose not to vote, leaving ALL the votes for the idiots thus the really, really bias results!!! You know I love you, but I have to disagree with you on this one. I vote for good comments (as a general rule, those that make me smile or those that are logical) and I'll continue to do so, so long as the option is here!

i agree with tainted and I like COTD. most of the time the best comment does win. it may be the most "popular" people win more but the fact of the matter is the "popular" people on here are fuckin funny (most of the time ). don't kill it cause of trolls, that is gonna happen and people are going to be jealous but it is not going to get them anywhere anyway. i personally like being able to give props to people on here without having to say LOOOOLLLLLL to each comment i laughed my ass off at. keep it alive and use it for what is for, supporting your fellow NTers sick sense of humor!

There are several intelligent people who vote and several intelligent people who don't. But the problem, for as long as I've always seen these systems, is the abuse. Once that happens, everything goes to shit. That's my point... always has been. But also should this COTD nonsense get kicked into the background, so will (most likely) the abuse, as then people won't get so jealous etc. etc.
P.S. I didn't take it as a disagreement, or as an offense.

You're awesome. And I LOVE people who are ok with agreeing to disagree! Well, perhaps people should stop talking about it, stop whining about it, stop thinking about it, and watch as it gets no attention it'll be less abused!

COTD! RIP. Just kidding man.

I agree the whole COTD thing is a RIP; and it is over RIPe to be dealt with.

of the wall around the counter threw the floor one hand behind my back gun in the air. yea didnt go the way he had planed it. good try

Nice form.
I'll give it an 7.5

@zapper:
Your damn right, fuck this bitching over cotd...fuck it..

maybe someone should've told this dude that the hurdle event in the olympics was last week!
oh yeah,zapper COTD? HAHAHA!

I guess he didnt make the olympic high jump team wonder why

Apparently he went on to a very short career as a WCCO weatherman!.

Maybe Hurdle-race ? ? ?

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That's too bad,he's a little too late for the Olympics.

haha everyone is just chill, and this guy runs out of nowhere, does a sumersault, and throws his gun on the floor, whilst screaming like a little girl

russian skinheads are always falling over!!!!!!! hemp hemp hemp

i give him a 9.2

He just heard the announcement about discount donuts in aisle one.

I was gonna say something about double coupon day at Piggly Wiggly's and they had just opened the store but there is just not a damn thing funny about that.

he is hoping this accident doesnt make it to his quarterly performance review.

he was going to be in the beijing olympics befor he had a terrible accident involving a coachload of nuns.
he now has to resort to showing his athletic prowess through other mediums

does anyone need good money?
theres a great job available,it pays well and the hours are great but not really sure what the job title is!
here judge for yourself.......
http://www.mooj.com/image s/rx-112203-kp.jpg

I give up Too many trolls

Dude, you dropped your gun

barney fife he aint

Loved the way he stuck that landing! The U.S. men's gymnastic team could've used this guy on the parallel bar & rings. We'd win gold for sure.

Pull was terrible at pushing.

dam it not all security guard are retards, most of them, but some of us are just trying to make a quick dollar for little to no hard work what so ever, i mean , i make good money, i never scrub a table, never wait on customers, your boss isnt there ,watching your every move. sometimes you get a good quiet account ,where you can just go to sleep and earn free money!!! wow what a crappy job, and my wife is a rich accountant, so i got all the $$ i need. why work anywhere else, ?? retard<>>> i think not... slick as snot on a doorknob? yes..

Lazy??? I think so!

HA!

So you're basically a rent-a-cop sponging off his wife. Great, thanks for sharing.

You know?!?!? My ex-wife was the Financial director for New York State Realtors Assoc. & I STILL worked TWO jobs, My girlfriend now is a nurse & I STILL work two jobs. And not bullshit, sit on your ass all day jobs (O.K. The day job is, but I'm still behind a keyboard working), you're just a step about a step above welfare recipient! And not the one who actually NEEDS assistance but the one who just refuses to work!

Thanks for learning how to use the comments page. The giveaway that I was responding to totalreason was the fact he's the rent-a-cop.

that was a great way to start my morning

thank god he's not armed

nice, he even dropped his toy gun in the process.

Something tells me if there was going to be another earthquake somewhere, I wouldn't trust this guy to save my fish bowl.This man was never met to be a hero in his life.
Nice somersault though!

i dont have a comment , i just wanted to be between these two avys .....again

HAHA, and it looks like ya can't choose between the two
Then again it IS a hard choice..

he slipped on a turd an old lady shook out of her pantleg.

ownage

Up there for thinking, its a shame you missed the part that said 'no exit'. Don't those things only open one way?

what are all this asses about?

Officer Doofy lookin' mothafucka

I think we have it all wrong. There was a blue light special in aisle 7.

Was that a double halfback with a twist?

why not just jump it?

His obviously gay, he fell "head over heels" for the gentleman standing adjacent ;P~

i dont know what all y'all are talking about...its perfectly obvious that this gentleman was trying to impress a cashier (just out of camera view) with a full out frontal assault on his nuts followed by a 360 front flip that intended to dislodge his gun which then should have fired a round. Quite impressive! (except for the gun not discharging).

Funny, sometimes I used to do something quite similar to this but I didn't let go, I always turned full circle and never ended up on the floor. But the boys always got a nice view of my pants though!

must be part of the training program - 2 of'em did it
en jaywest - I LOVE YER NEW ASS........i mean, yer avy

lol.

Lol, guess he ain't too good under pressure.

I have absolutely nothing to contribute in the way of a comment.

In a former life, he was a bug that hit a windshield. Before that, a bird that hit a window.

was that his gun he dropped and just left there?

LMAO this made my day

He was just training for the special olympics

ha ha owned fucker!

... it's all about artistic impression ... Tony Hawk would kill 4 this type of stunt

I own a security company, ok i swear it's true. Yes some of my guys are as useless as a blind photographer, but the majority of them would of jumped the barrier and not bothered which way it was supposed to swing, my guys are solid nepalese and pakistani, not retarded rent-a-a cops like this guy. Im lazy.....they're not Thats why im the Boss