Comments - Amateur Fire Breather Attempts to Burn Face Off

category: Funny | views: 45168 | posted on: 09/04/2008

Is semen flammable? Because that would explain why this little queer practically burned his entire face off.

zykron [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:03am

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That's usually how I slap myself after paying for $100 worth of lottery tickets, all losers. icon_neutral.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:04am

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Flammer... icon_rolleyes.gif

ambientgravy [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:07am

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Yep kid, make sure the cement doesn't burn before you toss a little water from that hose on your buddy's face.

piss off! [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:07am

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Uhm..... icon_rolleyes.gif

SkyPir8 [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:08am

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I love that this genius is holding the gas can directly under the fire...although the explosion would have been impressive.

liacon [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:09am

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This kind of reminds me of the last time I went to the dentist. Either I had bad breath or my dentist has turrets syndrome icon_sad.gif

illegalimmigrant [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:10am

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quit hitting your self quit hitting your self SAY UNCLE SAY IT.

jcp517 [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:12am

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Flame on!!!

Tapeworm [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:13am

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This one is going into my hot one hundred. icon_biggrin.gif
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Nothing like a melted face for attracting the girls....and trying to put the fire out, he became a Twisting fire starter. icon_cheesygrin.gif

piss off! [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 10:21am

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It was his prodigy icon_rolleyes.gif

nando22 [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:14am

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and now his friends are going to put a fire extinguisher up his ass icon_beer.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:14am

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if i caught my boys wasting gasoline like that, they wouldnt even have to worry about explosions or burning......

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:31am

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A ginger mophead being set on fire is not a waste of good gasoline IMHO. icon_beer.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:54am

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There goes another flaming red head. icon_biggrin.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 5:05am

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I guess he should've heeded the "don't try this at home - you could burn your fucking face off" warning on the tv the day before.

Sushi69 [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 5:12am

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I agree LG, even at £1.23 per LITRE!!!!! icon_beer.gif

justgonnastay [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 10:02pm

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Are you serious!!! That's like $8.18 USD per gallon! That's insane!

Connn. [ban] | Sep 5 08 : 3:55am

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i hope your takin the piss, cos that is some really bad maths you just did icon_eek.gif

DuckMySick [ban] | Sep 5 08 : 1:32pm

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sadly its true....the dollar really is that weak....

peeweethe2nd [ban] | Sep 10 08 : 10:15am

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Yep, he was spot on, now its 8.16 USD per gallon.
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I wonder if nuking the Arabs would damage the oil reserves icon_question.gif icon_stoned.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:14am

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Sambuca. icon_beer.gif

ackers [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:16am

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hahah
what i was stamping him in the face to put the fire out icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

antyk [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:23am

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Fire in the hole...
Whole mouth! icon_twisted.gif

notinuseyet [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:25am

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Next up...
the Amazing Dragon Dick!

Buster Hymen [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:25am

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Now if we can get him to shoved a can of gas up his ass and light one of the other kids firecrackers at the same time then we'd have a video.

kill-9 [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:35am

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You'd think that with the modenr marvel of the internet, these idiots could at least google "firebreathing" and find out that you don't use gasoline.
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Western civilization is truly in decline...

plainbob13 [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 10:42am

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You'd really think that. ANd what was he thinking useing gas? Geez 100 proof booze will do the same thing and not set your dumb white ass on fire. Darwinism at its best

Icarus [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 10:42am

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kill-9 on Sep 4 08 : 4:35am wrote:
You'd think that with the modenr marvel of the internet, these idiots could at least google "firebreathing" and find out that you don't use gasoline.-Western civilization is truly in decline...
Take it a step further and use the internet to find out that that isn't the wisest decision. But hey, what would I watch?

ugggggggg [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 4:48am

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i doubt if anything would quite as much as a lung/2 lungs and liver filled with fire lollllllllll hemp hemp hemp icon_razz.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 5:02am

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i fell into a burning ring of fire

SHREK58 [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 5:20am

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Love is a burning face?

ugggggggg [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 5:13am

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ugggggggg on Sep 4 08 : 4:48am wrote:
i doubt if anything would quite HURT as much as a lung/2 lungs and liver filled with fire lollllllllll hemp hemp hemp
hemp hemp hemp icon_evil.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 5:20am

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Out comes his mom telling him to stop trying to live up to the family name. . . . .It's Margerat "Hot Lips" Houlihan from M.A.S.H.!

mightyaphrodite [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 5:34am

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This happens to me after I eat Mexican food. icon_sad.gif

tripnmick2466 [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 5:54am

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Lil in Spain [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 5:58am

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Can't believe they used Petrol, must be american. (petrol is english for Gasoline)

newsense [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 6:10am

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i spit hot fire! ...dialan! dialan!

double stroke [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 9:03am

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not too many people will get the reference!

my top five rappers are dailan, dailan, dailan dailan, and dailan

newsense [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 11:05am

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LMAO...i figured no one would but i had to drop it anyway icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

BEERMAN [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 8:38am

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wuz he lightin a "brain fart" ?? icon_cool.gif icon_beer.gif

Tainted [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 8:47am

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What? No "inability-to-suck-cock-d ue-to-2nd-degree-mouth-bu rn" remarks yet?

myarse [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 8:48am

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he ran up the road,down the alley,past the shops and nearly got home before he ran out of petrol. icon_lol.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 8:48am

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"Burn baby Burn"
"Red Fro Inferno"
"Burn baby Burn"
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en jaywest [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 9:41am

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YES!! icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

Dobermann [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 8:50am

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well, welcome to blackmanhood bro. icon_stoned.gif

Prince Planet [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 8:53am

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I reacted this way one time when i ate a bad hairy clam samwich

bobobo [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 9:06am

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Admit it....this would be soooooo much funnier with the R2-D2 scream mixed in the audio at time of ignition. icon_lol.gif

double stroke [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 9:13am

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looks easy on TV

Split_Part II [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 10:16am

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I believe if you are gonna try that stunt you need to use rubbing alcohol.

mr_bean152 [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 10:24am

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Split_Part II on Sep 4 08 : 10:16am wrote:
I believe if you are gonna try that stunt you need to use rubbing alcohol.
i believe that if u try this u are a dumb shit

bugaloojones [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 10:48am

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Fire

gocolts [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 10:56am

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THat was beautiful. Well done dipshit.

Patches [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 11:16am

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I rip and I rhyme, I rhyme and I rip. Listen to the way that Dailan spit! icon_stoned.gif

lorak [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 11:25am

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i think that was cambodian breast milk, not gasoline

double stroke [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 1:34pm

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breast milk....you make my day

deleted user [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 11:39am

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19scooter71 [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 12:16pm

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Gasoline. Brilliant. I hope they keep trying...

pipesandbikes [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 12:31pm

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The grandson of Vyacheslav Molotov

indyman911 [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 1:10pm

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for my next trick...sword swallowing icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Winthorp [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 3:01pm

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except it will be a cock

Jor-Gasm [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 1:17pm

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I Think THIS should Be COTD.

newsense [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 1:52pm

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it was...last week icon_rolleyes.gif

Fly Eagles Fly [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 6:23pm

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This girl named Jasmine wants to fuck me, I hope thats not a joke.

chartrule [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 6:43pm

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that was stupid

|D4|_||_ [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 9:48pm

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You knew the min he started slaping/punching his face he was thinking that this was a bad idea. icon_beer.gif

melburner88 [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 9:57pm

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crack: danny bonaduce was never the same

krimsoda [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 10:09pm

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he was spitting cum...he should swallow next time....

Earth Nelson [ban] | Sep 4 08 : 10:31pm

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that was hot

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Sep 5 08 : 12:56am

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He was auditioning for a BIC commercial but now he's on the phone with Zippo.

ZUPAY [ban] | Sep 5 08 : 7:03am

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The Flammigs lips....

blackshaw9 [ban] | Sep 5 08 : 11:28am

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he should have drank it then set his face on fire icon_stoned.gif

Komodo [ban] | Sep 5 08 : 10:58pm

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OSSUM DOOD, DO IT AGENN!!!!!@!@!

Interpolation [ban] | Sep 6 08 : 10:49am

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A little Preparation H on that and he'll be good to go.

llamastalker [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 11:22am

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lmao. flammer?

Higgy Jergens [ban] | Sep 10 08 : 4:19am

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redhead spitted hot fire

mothergoose [ban] | Sep 10 08 : 8:34am

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say....wasnt he in the band, KISS???

venom636 [ban] | Oct 23 08 : 8:14am

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hes bitch slapping himself

metalman2 [ban] | Nov 11 08 : 5:18pm

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