Dammit! That vid had such great potential for the loss of at least 1 limb

Well class, today, we'll be using the blue bike. Here's how a moron covers up that beautiful paint job.

Stop the White on Bike crime...
I am so Fucking Lame...Kill me now

"He started off with confidence, got a little shaky in the middle, was thrown off a couple times but still managed a strong finish in under 8 seconds. Just like a first when I lost my virginity."
Well, its a good thing it just happened last week, or you might not have been able to remember it in such vivid detail!

the same thing happens at the rancho exept the bull keeps trying to take our beer from us.

It looked like he was proud of the fact he fucked his bike andd his stunt up
And all of his buddy's aplauded him.
But atleast he got a hug from his fat, gay buddy.

his name is probably bear

HA!

naw, he is little bear. Bear is serving 2 years in prison for some faggotry.

was little bears middle name "pedo"?

Evel Knievel is laughing in his grave.

It must feel so good to fail.
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This is why they call them street bikes.

Boredom overpowered logic. I like that. I'll tell that to the police the next time I'm caught jerking off in church.

Hey Gravy, your comment reminds me of how upset I was when I found my first gray pubic hair.............well I wasn't nearly as upset as all the other people in the elevator

Solve the problem and shave them off....Women don't like picking pubes out of their teeth anyway.

At least the old lady ain't lying when she tells the Dentist she "flosses" daily.

Waxing is better... No stubble to scratch the shit outta our faces left behind.
~*Watches as all the manly men here cringe 'OUUUUUUUUUUCH' then laughs at the idea men are stronger than women!*~

I hear doing too many steroids can cause that, gray pubic hair that is.

good thing no one said go jump off the bridge

street bikes have absolutely no reason to be in the backyard. unless you are hiding it from cops.

he went further than the lawn mower

He was fine until the fat guy hugged him and broke three ribs.

i hope he didnt hurt the bike

LOVE the slow mo laugh!

now he learned why there are dirt bikes and street bikes

lol hemp hemp hemp

I've never felt better about a get up

What's worse...getting thrown off your expensive new bike, or diving into your fat white trash friends tits during a forced hug?

i must admit.....THAT SHIT WAS AWESOME!!! the helicopter effect was dopeness.

that was the worst jump i've ever seen,
and i've been dangling meat in african trees for years

Need to pull up when jumping asshole!

that must be one rich redneck to be doing that with a bike like that

How nice...his first and last jump..........all at the same time..

that's why the're called "street bikes."

What the fuck is he cheering for at the end? His lack of ability which will undoubtedly keep him a virgin until the age of 35?

True americans right there.

Is that you in your avatar?

fucking IDIOT its not a dirt bike

Rossi eat your heart out...

If I was rich I would most likely be doing lots of stupid expensive shit like this...

d3wshous!

that deserves a fucking 10/10

sweet idea

LOL... he gets kicked by the tire too. too bad he ws born tho...

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