Comments - Chick Cant Breathe After Brutal Bike Faceplant

Did I actually hear HER say, "that was awesome?".
Ummm yeah, it was. Just not in the way you think it was.

so u got a pain in urrrr chezzzzzz n u cant breeaf

yes and she says a lot more... here is the whole vedio
http://www.shooshtime.com /videos/29355_Cut...n-The -Face.html

Just hop back on that bike and head back home to the the kitchen girl.

atleast she got a new nose job for free.

They must have emptied that barrel full of stupid all over that girl before she got on the bike.

Probably not her first time over a barrel.

Bigger titties would have helped ease the landing

Another things chicks shouldn't do

they say women like flowers....well that sure was a lovely face plant.....

the camera man is a dick. 'oh my god, what happened?'. you just fucking seen what happened you retard.
and how many more example do we need that women should not venture out of their homes other than to the store to get some shopping?

Just wait til she gets her drivers license
we will be seeing more of her

"That was awesome"? I must have missed that part.

His paramedic training kicked in straight away.
"Sssshhh - BREATHE, dude."
Later that day, he managed to talk her out of an arterial spurt when she landed on a rotavator.

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nico, i just voted you a thumbs up having no idea what a rotavator is. but coming from you i know its probably something illegal, immoral or fattning ...and funny as hell. una cervesa for your smoking baby amigo salud

i think its got something to do with cooking a chicken...

Nah, it's that thingy you use to snake your drain

hsahahshahahahahahahahah

That was the price for being a stupid chick, next time please try something else...

Put the camera in her face, god dammit. What made you think we only wanted to HEAR her pain? Shitbag.

Well that looked like a barrel of fun.

Shit the lens cap was on! can you do that again?

"What happened?"
Blind and dumb.

This is indeed an awesome video! The inbred-land settings, the brutal face plant, the guy's reaction and the girl's final comment! Instant classic.

Shame it wasn't on tarmac

LMFAO

''what happened?
what did you do?
are you all right?
you'll be alright........
breathe,breathe''.......
i waited and waited and then i heard it ''BREATHE DUDE''
not quite an ''ARE YOU ALRIGHT DUDE'' but it'll do!

i will tell her as the police always tell me when their knee is in my back - " if you can talk, you can breathe".

when she fell,for a split second you can see the shape of her anus.hemp hemp hemp

Typical woman. Won't even shut up long enough to breathe.

and they told her to stick with things she does best ... like pole dancing ... but noooooooo

"I can´t breath" - "you don´t need to breath, just keep on sucking"

CHOKE ON IT!!
FUCKING CHOKE ON IT, YOU WHORE!!!
CHOKE, CHO...
Sorry got a little carried away
.....*whispers*...choooke , bitch....

LMAO! And that my friend is one of the things that no matter how much your wife loves you she doesn't want to hear and you should probably not say while she has your dick in her mouth. Trust me...

Well ok agreed it's not the stuff you say to your wife....
But their are PLENTY of dirty girls out there that like that sort of talk, believe you me

Hey! Leave my mom out of this!

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fucker! made me spit soda pop all over my computer! una cervesa to you amigo salud!

SOAD=SODA
ENOGH=ENOUGH
I PROMISE ALL OF YOU THAT ONE DAY I WILL LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL PROPERLY!

You can start by turning off your caps

AND TRANNYVESTITE ,YOU CAN START BY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET AND GETTING THE FULL OPERATION! HAHAHAHA!

liquor in the front and spoker in the rear

This doesn't happen in kitchens.
And the dude missed out at a perfect opportunity. A woman having the wind knocked out of her has the same effect as a donkey punch. Errr..so I hear

Stick to eating Bon-Bons and making me a sandwich, bitch. Leave the faceplants and botched bike jumps to illiterate rednecks.

I don't think this video has enough evidence to say that was a girl. "Kevin" even says "just breathe dude!"

at 0:07, was that dog shit smeared on her arm? just wondering... haha!!

hair like a girl. spoke like a girl, but i rekon its a 13 year old boy who's balls havent dropped yet with long skater hair.. i have fell of a bike before it does hurt!!! but mine was an accident,, u could see this coming a mile off

Props on the avatar!

you can bury her up to her neck and used for a cum dumpster

matt hoffman you are not

the real question is: what the fuck was she trying to do there was no speed, no dedication, no wheelie, no sign she was trying to make the jump, the mind boggles at such brilliance actually i think i just got stupider from watching that

That was the single most perfect face plant i have ever seen. 10 out of 10 for effort though.

She can't breathe, but won't stfu

he should have been a mna and shoved the camera in her face so we could have viewed a reaction. BTW i think she landed in shit

I guess it wasn't his time to go yet.

Girl, (during post-ownage interview):"I said no to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen."

haha

"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
"Just breathe, dude..."
"I CAN'T BREATHE, JUSTIN!"
"Just breathe, dude..."

thats what you call a fat bloke shaggin a fat girl...justin!

BREATHE DUDE JUST BREATHE. This guy would make a horrible doctor

There's a moment 'round the 4th second where I wish I could be fucking her up the ass.

lololol, did you guys see her panties?

At least she ate her vegetables...

Do you like candy?

pull up on it
pull up on it

"What happened?"
WEREN'T YOU FUCKIN' WATCHING DUMBASS?? SHE ATE SHIT!!!
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I she beat his ass once she caught her breath.

The girls falls off her bike like 2 feet away from him and yet he says- 'what happened?'.

A barrel of laughs

Jump next time bitch

birds are crap at shit like dat

Ssssh! stfu and breath!

See, she went wrong at about 00:04-00:05, and then again at 00:31.

lesbian should of stayed in the ditch

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