Look at me! I'm flyyyyii... OH FUCK!!!

you have to admit it tho....he`s a smashing bloke...

Yep them mountains don't budge much when you slam into them do they.

no but he still looking for who ever put it there. i wonder if i had a suite and jumped off the great wall they made for me, maybe i can fly to america.

^
i dont think we share the same sence of humor. i thought all illegal immigrants did. i just dont get your jokes. well the avy is funny, so cervesa to you amigo ... salud

by anychance u wouldnt happen to want some...........TACO BELL would u. i like you cucaracha i use it as practice but i alwayse miss. gracias

If man was intended to fly, we would have invented airplanes.............oh that's right, we did. Maybe someone should tell this guy

The mountain got in his way.

So another thing Jesus cant do

thats because jesus is dead.

Im yet to see proof of this....did that yeti ever exist? now there's a question

He can't walk on water any more either. Holes in his feet.
Unless it's below 32f or 0c.

hahaha, excellent

Man, it sounded like he started jacking off mid-fall....

Being in complete control ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT??? if you were in complete control why did you purposly crash in to the mountain
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FUCKTARDASSWIPEDICKSUCKER

Homer Simpson, base jumper.
http://uk.youtube.com/wat ch?v=U4bcarn9CPo
I'd have jumped too, if only to get away from that reporter's grating voice.

Great! lmfao!

i donno

good invention but he forgot to add "air brakes" -

I guess you could say he went out on a limb.
This is why you never tell a base jumper to, "Break a leg" before he jumps. It's bad luck.

Lucky the tree was there.......Norwegian wood...isn't it good.

unless your a norwegian woman.....

Too bad there wasn't a bear or a hornets nest or even a decent sized snake in the tree for him to land on!

NORWAY would i fucking do that!

he hit every square fucking inch of mountainside before getting caught in a tree. kudos.

it serves the bisexual right for having a beard!!!!!!! lol it took rescuers 3 months to remove all debri from his beard lol hemp hemp hemp

The feeling I seek isn't in base jumping. . . .unless I dive off of the bed!

O.K.! Here's a better joke!
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Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each
week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for
his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey,
Bob! How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this
club before.

'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's on my bowling team.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if
he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
arms
around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms
out of the club.

Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must
have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having
none of it .

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling
him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Bob, you
picked up a real bitch this time!'

HAHAHA! GOOD ONE S2H! if that joke was a film his dick would've been getting chopped off in the next scene HAHAHA!

if David does not go to the mountain .... the mountain comes to David
and who would guess - a healthy human body bounces off :D

The "oh no",.,.,."outch oh god",.,,.,."arghhhhhhhhh" 's you can hear are the animals such as squirells,,,,fox,s shrews, petriffied that this bearded winged bastard is invading there nice quiet peacefull domains! lol hemp hemp hemp

Yeah! Jerking off in the bushes... sweet memories

dude kinda looked like a flying squirel

one word.
SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

four words.
I'M HIGH BREAKFAST TIME

For some reason I keep thinking of Rocky and Bullwinkel

It all comes down to those 5 little words......What could possibly go wrong?

hahaha, even mother nature hates base jumpers.

Does he land in a tree or trees in a tree?

he sounds like a horse ^^

good for you shit head

i wonder who packed his parachute!!!

next time jump into a buffle bag seriously

If only the helicopters hoist line would have broke in mid air.....damn!

hahahaha no sympathy here

Complete control??? So you meant to bounce of the rocks like that.

God must love stupid people, he made so many.

I love how it went from flying, to smash, to face, to rescue heli

hey break a leg fall guy !

lucky to be alive

thats not base jumping its mountain skipping. OW OH aughhh.ohh noo aughh yaaaahh ohhh

he's lucky. the guy behind him was tryin to do it in a sleeping bag

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where is a big male golden eagle when ya need one!

That's what happens when people imitate sugar gliders..

I want to see someone do this riding a giant paper aeroplane

00:56 (Keino Reeves)
Woah This Sucks

No fucking sympathy, If I want a ride in a helicopter I have to pay for the priviledge why does this twat deserve a free ride for being stupid????

I made that same sound last night.
Meanwhile, enjoy...
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=7sei-eEjy4g

Looks fucking incredible.
Save for that last part.

Flesh and bone against Rock=Your stupid ass just doesn't get it does it. It will fuck you up.

I always suspected the majority of these base jumping idiot videos ended something like this. Maybe that's why you never see the same guy do this twice?

He actually lived through that?

white man can't jump

you should have jumped off stoned
atleast you wouldny have felt it .
probably fall asleep on the way down

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