Comments - Cliff Jump Dirt Bike Faceplant

category: Accidents | views: 18846 | posted on: 09/07/2008

Actually I ordered the 6 inch dirt sandwich and this is clearly a foot long.

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Krazy [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 4:09am

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His mother goes down just as quick, just chuck a mars bar on the floor

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Umbrageous [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 4:29am

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Wow..how do you follow that?

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dizdabiz [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 4:31am

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after this his nickname was ''SANDY''

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piss off! [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 4:46am

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I heard his girlfriend was a WICH...

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dizdabiz [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 5:05am

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i heard she was from SAND diego!

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Tapeworm [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 4:31am

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Ermm.......?
Sorry....Nothing.

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piss off! [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 7:18am

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Good one!

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tripnmick2466 [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 4:39am

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Since this dudes so good at PITCHING tents,,,I think I'll take him camping,,,,,,,,,,,,,Narr fuck him,,I'll just take his quacka in stead....

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Tapeworm [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 5:02am

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He should have DUCKed out of that jump.
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"Quacka".....Ducked out? .......
OK...(Sigh)...Still nothing.

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Krazy [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 4:42am

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Please note: Humans are NOT Kangeroo's and therefore should not attempt big jumps like them

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dizdabiz [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 5:27am

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your right humans are NOT KANGEROOS.........even though some women have pussy's as big as a kangeroos pouch!

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Krazy [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 5:37am

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Urrm diz, you had any skanks by any chance?

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dizdabiz [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 10:25am

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well heres a list of my ex-girlfriends if it'll help answer your question......
http://www.ebaumsworld.co m/pictures/view/726102/#

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Krazy [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 10:46am

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Diz, diz, diz......never ever lower your standards dude
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Let them lower theirs to be worthy of a shag

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dizdabiz [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 11:05am

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REMEMBER FAT,UGLY,HOMELESS AND MENTALLY ILL CHICKS NEED LOVING TOO................... BUT NOT BY FUCKING ME! HAHAHA!

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piss off! [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 1:21pm

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LMFAO!!
Great!!!

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illegalimmigrant [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 11:37am

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he should have sticked to tap dancing.

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neebuz [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 5:15am

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was he wearing a parachute?
it never opened

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paintedhorse [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 5:43am

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he jumped right up , thats a good man

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DuckMySick [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 7:25am

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and tried to jump back on the bike...."do you think anyone noticed".....

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lilbuggz08 [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 5:55am

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hmm either way if he ordered a 6 inch or a floot long his sand-which is still gonna be dry thanks to subways ways of makig food dryer than what it has to be

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KamZ [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 5:58am

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dizdabiz on Sep 7 08 : 4:31am wrote:
after this his nickname was ''SANDY''

piss off! on Sep 7 08 : 4:46am wrote:
I heard his girlfriend was a WICH...

dizdabiz on Sep 7 08 : 5:05am wrote:
i heard she was from SAND diego!

In attempting to unravel the whereabouts of Osama Bin Ladens location. Our friend "SANDY" here embarked upon a new endeavour; Dirtbiking, which also inturn allowed him the opportunity to seek assylum away from the clutches of his evil girlfriend whom resembled a "WICH". Shamefully, he was unsuccessful in his attempts. Hence deported back to "SAND" Diego ;P~

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Krazy [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 6:08am

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ugggggggg [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 6:20am

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lmao @ the way he tested his bike,.,,.,as if the pain in his spleen /liver/kidneys/cervix wasnt making him sick lollllllll (i typed "@" to save typing the "t"after the "a"but explaining it have lost the time i saved.anyway,..,,..,., hemp hemp hemp

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Real Hustle [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 6:54am

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Eat The Dirt... You are not Travis Pastrana!

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Dobermann [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 10:12am

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hahaha. the way he bounces around and then pretends that nothing happened. haha.

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Earth Nelson [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 10:31am

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that'll make you thirsty

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lorak [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 10:53am

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wack-o jack-o

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westies07 [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 10:55am

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the bike wanted more!!

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Kamsic [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 12:12pm

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This went from motorcycles to sex lifes fast :) I wonder what would happen if they posted videos of a brutal ass fingering, would be interesting to see what kind of shit yall would think of next

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Trouble [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 12:19pm

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You should've stuck to learning english a little longer, before you decided you jump that fence, swim across the river, or crawl underneath that tunnel.

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TurboGuy [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 2:11pm

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Yeah, roll the throttle Evel... You don't want to pick up a stalled dirt bike.

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SpankTank [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 6:44pm

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lol that cunt is running on pure adrenaline he dunt now wtf just happend punk bitch! lol

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fuckthiss [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 7:55pm

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anotha bites the dust!

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tripnmick2466 [ban] | Sep 8 08 : 12:10am

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Tapeworm on Sep 7 08 : 5:02am wrote:
He should have DUCKed out of that jump. ."Quacka".....Ducked out? .......OK...(Sigh)...Stil l nothing.

LOL, Works for me,,,,although he did duck and roll

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Tennessee Jed [ban] | Sep 9 08 : 5:38pm

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Damn! That dude is tough ill give him that...that could have gone WAY worse for him. After that shit the 1st thing I would do is to get a cold beer...