Comments - Double Knockout Teacher Owns Students
category: Cool | views: 109003 | posted on: 09/08/2008
If I could learn how to do this at a bar I'd finally get that threesome I've always wanted.
illegalimmigrant [ban] | Sep 8 08 : 12:38pm
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no i think they were expecting to hit one another and the older man said AHHHH SUCKERSSSSS.
the_outsider [ban] | Sep 8 08 : 4:06am
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scott, your idea of a threesome involves knowckingout two guy and afterwards raping them? you are sick man 
illegalimmigrant [ban] | Sep 8 08 : 5:53pm
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a u leave her alone dont get scared pretty lady super chiyuayua or how ever u spell that shit is here to rescue u. i must drink my super powers. what was i suppose to do again o yea
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http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=HZGMVKaLLOI
lol hemp hemp hemp
Killerdude [ban] | Sep 8 08 : 4:17am
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So the point is you can knockout 2 guys standing there with there hands down... 
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Who's Scott?
hemp hemp hemp
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Ummm, OK, so let's look closely at this for a second. This 800 year old karate teacher handpicks two Barney Fife types that, if you can believe it, are even smaller than he is, he makes this stand still and face each other in just such a way as to allow him free and total access to their necks and THEN he tells them not to do anything to defend themselves otherwise they will fuck up the demonstration. And we are suppose to believe this will work in a real fight situation? Well, maybe, if the two guys that are going to kick your ass are cadavers. Sheeesh. 
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Ummm, OK, so let's look closely at this for a second. This 800 year old karate teacher handpicks two Barney Fife types that, if you can believe it, are even smaller than he is, he makes this stand still and face each other in just such a way as to allow him free and total access to their necks and THEN he tells them not to do anything to defend themselves otherwise they will fuck up the demonstration. And we are suppose to believe this will work in a real fight situation? Well, maybe, if the two guys that are going to kick your ass are cadavers. Sheeesh.
elmomcbaggins [ban] | Sep 8 08 : 6:33am
That's what happens in the hoods of china when you don't sell your children. You get KARATE! chopped on the neck and raped by some old bald guy
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Sep 8 08 : 7:33am
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Ahso, martial arts master 'Wun Hung Lo' demonstrates his famous Chop Two-ey.
CheshireCat420 [ban] | Sep 8 08 : 9:20am
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Nothing shows how much you care quite like a swift chop to the throat
Prince Planet [ban] | Sep 8 08 : 11:15am
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Im no kung fu expert but im pretty sure i could take out 2 emos out simultaniously with shots to their throats...im just sayin
DuckMySick [ban] | Sep 8 08 : 11:20am
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i know kung fu, karate and 47 other dangerous words........
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Student on the left: "So Mr. Miyagi what did you want to show us?"
Student on the right: "Hopefully it isn't more of that wax on, wax off shit."
Mr. Miyagi: "Oh no no no, no wax on wax off stuff my students. I want to tell you about this time I went fishing . . . I caught a fish THIS BIG!"
MasterOfPuppets [ban] | Sep 9 08 : 3:28am
Student on the left: "So Mr. Miyagi what did you want to show us?"
Student on the right: "Hopefully it isn't more of that wax on, wax off shit."
Mr. Miyagi: "Oh no no no, no wax on wax off stuff my students. I want to tell you about this time I went fishing . . . I caught a fish THIS BIG!"
peeweethe2nd [ban] | Sep 10 08 : 10:49am
Now this stuff is crap, most of the time the students will act like that because of respect for there teacher. The only problem is when the teacher uses that shit in a real fight 
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piss off! [ban] | Sep 8 08 : 4:06am
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Ah yes,
grasshopper need more plactice(yes plactice)