I thought all badgers ate mashed potato.....

WHO THE FUCK MATCHED THAT MUSIC WITH THIS VIDEO?
it sounded like some spycar game on the atari in the 80's!
that badger/cobra thing looked an animal visualisation of a man going down on a woman and then realising she was on the rag!

Actually, that was the soundtrack to the DOOM game. lol

What are you all 14 years old? The music is from Doom 1 episode 1 like MrRossH said. Level 6 to be exact.
Great game by the way
and yeah the badger lived, he just passed out because of the venom in the cobra. After a while he woke up. Badgers have natural anti-venom in their system.

WHO YOU TALKING TO?

thanks for those fun filled facts let me guess..........you are friends with the kid who did todays awesome backflip?

STOP Badgering me I'm eating

Ohh, no more bodger and badger

you see this is why you wash your dirty paws

r.i.p.

G.I. Badger.

who doesnt like to eat a meal, then go take a nap? he just looks cooler doing it with that fur on. like a little animal pimp.

Did he die? Looked like coma not nap. Sucks for him.

He didn't suck he swallowed.

Badgering that snake was clearly a bad move

Cobras! We don't need no stinken Cobras. Looks like the Cobra gave the Badger some head.

This is a Honey Badger. He knows what he's doing. He has an immunity to the poison that only puts him to sleep for a few minutes rather than killing him.

i liked the pokemon battle music XD

HAHAHAH! shrek i could not have put it better myself!

Now I know why I didn't get sprayed by that skunk last week that I tripped over. It was a freakin' Honey Badger!

Eating too much meat will do that do ya-I can testify to that.
This Badger will have trouble moving for a while-don't think the female badgers will mate with this badger who's now as fat as Chris Farley!

Your avi.... I am usless against its powers...help...no wait dont.

I know ALL ABOUT getting the "Itis" after a good meal! (Inside joke among black people... ANY IN HERE?!? )

i know ALL ABOUT getting the "Itis" after a good meal! (Inside joke among black people... ANY IN HERE?!? )
ITIS probably conjunctivitis as ive seen how you black people eat and it wouldnt supprise me if you got chicken greese in yo eye

Nah, I use that as lube when I'm giving the long, strong & brown to your mom in her tight white ass!

Im not black but I had a black friend once.

LMAO! What the Hell does being black have to do with fried chicken!?!?!? Do we like it? SURE! So does Colonel Sanders (a WHITE man) who made BILLIONS off of his "secret" recipe... with those savory herbs & spices..... side of mashed potatoes.....corn on the cob....... mmmmmmm.....corrrrrn..... ..
As I was saying...... fuck it now I'm hungry!

I'd say "Have a nice king cobra." But you might get the itis...... oops itis causer oops again

I'm not black but I did see the episode of the Boondocks where grandpa starts the soul food restaurant and puts in all the beds for people to pass out on. That show is hilarious

whats with the 1970's porno clip music?lolllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllll hemp hemp hemp

kool

ok so let me get this clear, he aint die? sweeeetttt!!!!!!!!!!

its all good. the badger and cobra are best buddies in heaven now.

The little fellah makes that snake look delish! YUM. I am hungry for some cobra!

Later on that badger went to the pub , got drunk , hit his fat ass against a cobra cage and died from internal bleeding. RIP

badger will never learn!!!! cobra still rules!!!

What's with the music? I thought I was playing Contra there for a second...

Sorry, but it has to be done
http://www.badgerbadgerba dger.com/badger.swf
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A side-note, Cobra tastes a lot like turkey and has the same effects. The badger will be up later and watch the rest of the Dallas game and have a piece of pumpkin pie

that was great!! i watched it for 20 minutes!!

Lol, the music is similar too!

I don't know why but that was fucking hilarious!!! Thanks!!

It's one of those things you run across and never forget. No matter how hard you try

where the hell did i just go and how the F did i end up back here?
AGHHHHH...a SNAKE!!!

a badger came into my house once.
i whacked him with my hip cobra.
soon scuttled off.

HIP COBRA? HAHAHA!

The regret and remorse of killing the poor innocent snake was too much for him

how does a cobra
far east
get with a badger
UK.
and as a side order what has Col Sanders,
white SOUTHERN gentleman
got to do with blacks
OH GOD
I think I know whats in his secret mix of herbs and spices,

Like the comments at theync.com said the day before yesterday when this vid was posted, the badger didn't die. He's just dozing of after a nice meal.

i get that way after taking oxycontins

awww, that's cute, an internet admirer

The music is from a level in the first episode of Doom 1.

Piss off....I am your father! LOL at do you know who I am? Seriously...who tough-talks on the internet?
joanna, I don't know you and what the beef is about...but let em have it.
Scott, you're hilarious!
Brownhole...you try too hard!
en jaywest...nice ass! I just wanked it to your avatar....
Good day gentlemen!

badgers are cool

You could really fuck someone up showing that to them after an acid trip.

the badger dosnt die he just gets knocked out from the poison and later it gets right back up :)

Some of you guys need to tell your boyfriends to cuddle with you after tearing your ass apart every night.

dont be pushing your homosexuality on us bro,most of us are straight! but good luck with that cuddling your boyfriend thing yeah!

errrr... guys... there's a Badger dying here... can we all just think about this poor critter for a moment and not shout at each other.... pleeeease....

Does that cuddling teqnique work for you, ?

bleeble blobble!

Bullshit video. The badger actually fell passed out from being bit, then woke out and finished what he started!

http://www.badgerbadgerba dger.com/

Badger isn't dead, saw The National Geographic about this and they say when a badger gets bitten it takes a while before the venom is worked out of the system, if this video had been longer it would have shown the badger getting up a few hours later.

Yea DOOM music!!

http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/120321 most interesting badger show....

... Is that music from DOOM?

lol thats what i was thinkin

that music made it so fucken intense

dont eat gorditas try burritos or chalupiras or chalupitas amigo.

i saw this exact footage on a documentary once about badgers, it shows later on in the day the badger wakes up again and walks of. the venom didnt kill it.. i dont know for sure, but im pretty sure badgers have a hell good tolerance to venoms, from what i remember on the documentary, i will stand corrected if im wrong tho, but i do know that this badger didnt die

Badgers are fucking tough. When I die, I want to reincarnate into one of them.

I'll give it a 5 for the Doom soundtrack

where do I sign?.. oh here it is...
No the badger isnt dead. It can fight the effect of the posion.

i think you'll find its a skunk not a badger.
not very funny, but a fact nonetheless.

so, for the badger, eating cobras is like smokin' some weed.?

OK everyone has said their bit on the badger..............NOW can we see some BEAVER?(they devour snake dont they?)

the venom made him go to sleep.

oops

Piss off is right. The badger actually gets nailed by the cobra before eating it, and after his meal the venom sets in. But the badger basically just sleeps it off, then gets up later and shakes it off. Fucking awesome -- the venom would easily kill any other animal that size.

Its a honey badger (Mellivora capensis). And is pretty well fearless. All this thing does is eat/hunt...and sleep. It has a voracious appetite and a mean mean temper on it. Its native to Africa and parts of Asia, and gets its name from its love for Honey, remember Africa has killer bee's not docile European honey bees. Like qerta said this vid, badger attacks gets bit numerous times, kills snake, poisoned, sleeps it off, wakes up and continues to eat snake like nothing happened, fukkin brilll!!! one of my fave animals...check out the Tasmanian Devil from Australia

Your wrong, it fucks also. There wouldn't be any other honey badgers if it didn't.

Talk about food coma, I get like tha after a huge dinner. He'll be alright.

the best showdown music lol...FATALITY

has to take a shit

so does he die?

He's feelin' it

i think he got high with the poison

I bet he has to take the BIGGEST shit ever. AHHHH!!!

Badger did wake up again for those that don't know...

The badger doesn't die he just gets knocked out for a long time I remember this clip from a while back. I guess he chews up snakes for the high.

Eats enough of them he prob build up tolerance for their venom P

what the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!

BADGER DOWN! So if I eat a cobra will I get a good 8 hours sleep too?

This clip is missing the rest of the scene. The badger gets poisoned by the snake and it knocks him out. Few minutes later, when the poisoned has passed through his system, the badger jumps back up and finishes his fine morsel.. funny too..

pokemon

Ok, who was the funny guy that spiked the snake?

i thought it was a skunk then i saw a honey badger lol

BADGER?????
What the fuck is a Badger to you???
For fuck's sake

haha it was the music of the game doom

Its not a badger its a mongoose

karma!!

Badgers. We don't need no stinking badgers.

lol wtf if ur gonna use the music from doom, at least take the soundtrack from the first level that had the awesome synthesized guitar riffs in it.

THE BADGER ACTULLY REVIVED. HOLLA IF YOU'VE SEEN THE EXTENDED VERSION OF THIS VID ELSE WHERE.

It's a Honey Badger - now, that's an animal with BAD ATTITUDE! Believe it!

awesome

not very tasty

thats why you need to read the manual of the cobra

Why didnt the camera man stab the little bitch?

lol

i add this one to my favorite

saw this on a documentary, the badger passes out from the veonom of the cobra and gets back up after 2-3hrs sleep.

i wish i could destroy the beans like that cause they have me going for like 2 to 3 days.

piss off...did I hurt your feelings? awwww just cuz you're a 13 yr old minor that doesn't know how to control himself on the web doesn't mean that........
Hang on a sec.....this is a waste of my time....like masterbating! at first it feels like a good idea, but after a while you're all like "this is bullshit, I have to go to work...I don't wanna lose my job over this sh!t..."
so piss off and wipe my cum out of your eyes and see clearly that you don't matter....now go kill yourself.

TO THE HONEY BADGERS! THE HARD AS FUCK ANIMAL!

LOOKY LOOKY AT PISS OFF PRETENDING TO KNOW SOMETHING HAHAHAHAH
They're letting the kids use computers at recess now?!?!?! wow!