just give the m&ms back fool.

Good thing corporations don't let their store employees carry weapons. I could see Crazy Joe the shopping cart manager shooting the thief over $30 worth of merchandise.

Well he told that bum a thousend times,
DON'T park your freaking shopping-kart here!!

Get in the cart. No, I'm not getting in the cart.
GET in the CART! I said NO, I'm not getting in the cart!
GET IN THE FUCKING CART!

lmao!

the shopping cart went out of control when it sniffed another shopping carts scent on the unfortunate shopper..............

I am sick of returning your carts to there original position, so you take this with you! TAKE IT!
- NO, it aint mine!
- TAKE IT!!!
- NO, it aint mine!!
- I'll make u crippled u son of a bitch
- Eyy, man that hurts, take this, take my bag, please stop hurting me
- TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE IT
Elevator door closing.
- Fuck another cart leaving motherfucker escapes me, next time I'll bring my 9mm and than we'll see who will return the carts.

The manager tries to "shopping cart" the guy to death? What the hell is this! This guy has to be the biggest pussy on the face of the planet. What did the manager have next up his sleeve, a pair of plastic scissors? Good grief. Just tackle the guy and beat him senseless with the computer he was trying to steal for crying out loud. What's with the namby pamby shopping cart bump and run bullshit? Pussy.

How was your day...Up and Down..

that was easy for the cops

the thief probably felt ELEVATED when he finally got away from that manager...

The "Ultimate cage fight" ???

HAHAHA! CAGE RAGE!

how big is that store the lift took bledy ages to get to the bottom after the doors finally closed,, was it his first time or summat!!!

Dumb thief, that elevator could be a prison cell in no time, security just has to shut it off or someone pulls a fire alarm. Not a great escape plan. I think the store guy was concerned the thief may have a knife so didn't want ot get too close.

7th floor... cosmetics,womens apparel.
Basement...police officers,the right to remain silent...

looked like bats were waiting for him

I would have simply cut the power to the elevator, put up some (elevator out of order) signs and then I’d forget about the asshole until the smell of human decay showed up.

All he wanted to do was give him a cart to help him get his stolen goods to the minivan.

"This isn't the cart return mothafucka"

Mr Miyagi say: this remind Mr Miyagi of gorilla in cage.

was he tryin to pry off the level buttons and steal those to? coke is a hellof a drug.

Even stupid shoplifters have an escape plan. You know... Steal something then run out the door. This guy is a fuckin' genius.

SHOP LIFTER....MEET SHOPPING CART.HOYAAAAAH

look take the cart you'll fit more stuff in it and yes you will get your two dollars back when you return it trust me.

... Wow. Let that be a lesson to all you would-be shop-lifters. TAKE THE STAIRS!
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Or simply find a single level LARGE (but shady) store to jack.
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Also, where a jason mask. It will delay them .9 seconds with the thought, "What the fuck..?"

Buh-bye asshole!

stupid fuck should have took the stairs ha ha

Get a job Motherfucker!

do popo was waiting on right ddddduuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh

thats what he gets