they were walking to the building to file a complaint about bad pavements

is that a pound coin on the floor darling have a look should of gone to specsavers

*writes diedry in deathnote*
i killed the escalator woman too!

does she have no feeling in her arms? lol, its usually a natural reaction to put out ur hands atleast

Granny had a nasty fall

oh shit

second steps a doozie