We shouldn't really diss on the retards driving mc. They provide about 90% of all organs for transplantation. Thinking of that, I beleive I need a set of moral standings.. anyone?

Nope sorry, can't help ya there...
instead?

Yes please, I'm a terrible piece of shit, something, anything transplanted from a splattered, legless motorcycle rider has got to do me some good. Bless you and bless all the tanker trucks that make illegal turns too.

Well thank you so much Mrs.
You are not particularly bright though are you? Read much? Please make sure to understand the exact meaning of my point, before you use your own simple-piece-of-shit-mora l to judge others.
Friendly as I am, I'll be sure to leave YOU a piece of my colon when I go! See you on the flip side

Oh bless you. And bless your colonic offering. If it's not too much to ask, before you "go", please have your colon reamed for polyps. Such an inspiration, many thanks!

Well - unfortunately it IS too much to ask, no can do on that one! But don't you worry man.. you won't find it too unfamiliar I guess.

its better to ride with your eyes open