Comments - Another Old Woman Tumbles Down An Escalator
category: Accidents | views: 59730 | posted on: 10/02/2008
Apparently escalators have declared all out war on little old ladies.
playyamongo [ban] | Oct 3 08 : 5:05pm
another day in Nothing Toxic and what do you get?
100+ comments of cheezy comments all trying to get COTD 
this place sucks 
im going else where to troll 
.............so-long fuckers
Cue the Benny Hill music.
hemp hemp hemp
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declandonlan [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:13am
+1
thats 2 grannies in as many weeks its escalating out of control!
paintedhorse [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:23am
keep your eyes on the bouncing granny ,ladies and gentlemen ,she does this same stunt 3 times a day at a store near you.
Anti-Kanuck [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:31am
+1
oops, looks like she zigged when she should've zagged
and if CNN reported the president being shot, and an hour later a video of the shooting showed up on the interweb, their would still be a dozen people saying
"fake, fake, you can see the blah blah blah"
en jaywest [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:39am
+8
old ms. smith walked over to the stairs, despite the security officer's repeated shouts to stop. she took the first step with great speed. as she took the second step, she turned to see where the security guard was, and the stolen bag swung behind her. it was at this moment that she realized that the steps..were not ...really...steps. as she hurtled violently down the escalator, her thoughts flashed back to the website she had encountered while searching the interwebz for yarn. the website displayed a comment by an ugly, ugly person named "ambientgravy", and the featured video was funny, at the time. she laughed at the irony as her head smashed against every damn step on the way down her last escalator.....
en jaywest [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 8:51am
+3
epic fail.
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even i dont know what i was talking about. no more smoking weed at 6:30 in the morning.
+3
old ms. smith walked over to the stairs, despite the security officer's repeated shouts to stop. she took the first step with great speed. as she took the second step, she turned to see where the security guard was, and the stolen bag swung behind her. it was at this moment that she realized that the steps..were not ...really...steps. as she hurtled violently down the escalator, her thoughts flashed back to the website she had encountered while searching the interwebz for yarn. the website displayed a comment by an ugly, ugly person named "ambientgravy", and the featured video was funny, at the time. she laughed at the irony as her head smashed against every damn step on the way down her last escalator.....
colchesterscott [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 5:14am
shove a granny down an escalator only 1 dollar per shove or 3 dollars per 5 shoves the most rolls down wins an free escalator ride for 2 in any shopping mall in europe with 50 dollars spending money 
Gunmetalsilver [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 5:56am
I think it was the security, who tossed the old lady down and said: "Hey! Running on the escalator is strictly forbidden!"... 
Prince Planet [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 8:53am
She just found out The Yarn Barn sale had ended yesterday. She then flung herself down the stairs. Knittin aint easy!
double stroke [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 9:02am
I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for you...
boy george
extreme_videos [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 9:16am
+1
"A little old lady went up a hill
To fetch some Christmas shopping
The little old lady fell back down
And the bag came tumbling after......"
(jack and gill nursery rhyme)
ill get my coat......... lol
I dsid this the last time this posted!! Shre really needed one of these air bags!
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=D-ogrMr4lWc
+2
Or at least here's a joke in her revenge!
Square Testicles
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open an account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?' The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.'
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'
'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.'
'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.
T he president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.'
The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !'
jaywhite1974 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 8:21pm
+2
I've got a good joke for you.
A middle aged man looking a little worse for wear and carrying a black bag walks into a busy bank and decides to wait. Noticing the time and the line up, he decided to bud his way through the line and walks up to the first teller he meets. He proceeds to her and says "I want to open a fuckin' account".
The young teller shocked at the gentlemans words politely asks "Could you please repeat that?". The man looks at her a little distraught and upset says "I WANT TO OPEN A FUCKIN' ACCOUNT"! very loud and very bold. The young woman now upset at his language says "Sir, I can open an account for you but you don't need to be so hostile".
At this time, the branch manager just a couple of offices away overhears the conversation and walks over and says "I don't want to be rude but I'm the branch manager here and is there anything that I can do to help?"
The man says "Yeah. I just won $10,000,000 and decided to walk into the first bank I saw and open a simple fuckin' bank account."
The branch manager replies "And this BITCH won't help?"
RXNKINETICS [ban] | Oct 3 08 : 9:19am
+1
I've got a better joke for you two jokers...two people post long ass jokes on NT and annoy the one posting this comment, the one posting the comment says...HA HA
I actually believe it is the exact same escalator from the other clip. Maybe there is something that makes people trip at the start of it, or someone pushing people on purpose for that interestingly positioned security camera to tape it. I dont know. But Im pretty sure IT IS the same place. 
Unhallowed [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 10:44am
What the hell is the matter with elderly fucks? They make me so god damn furious. They can't seem to do squat right.
indyman911 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 11:45am
+2
one old lady asked a second old lady if she still gets horny. The second lady said, "yes, I still get urges." The first lady says, "What do you do about them?" The second lady says, "I suck on a lifesaver." The first lady says, "Who drives you to the beach?"
mr_bean152 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 1:53pm
thts what u get for shop lifting now days. the security guard just pushes you down the escalator
cableguy2762 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 2:19pm
That was my Mom! I pushed her because she didnt buy me the sneakers I wanted.
jaywhite1974 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 8:05pm
I think she pissed off the guard atop the escalator and he decided to show her how things get done...that was why he rushed down the stairs. To finish her off!
Thank you
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You think people on here are dumb enough to click your spam links?? no matter how you sugar coat them they are still spam....Fuck you very much
yourhydrobud [ban] | Oct 5 08 : 12:18am
+1
Jesus I know she's old, but how hard is it to stand in place??? I could see if it was a flight of stairs. But come on lady. Time to stay at home if you can't even handle an escalator.
DestructionCalls [ban] | Oct 6 08 : 9:44pm
Ok.... if u can't even stand in place, why the hell are u alive?
DarkSoulOne [ban] | Oct 7 08 : 7:47pm
Isn't it obvious. The the security guard threw the bag at her. Knocked the bitch down. Now its time to get that dried up prune nice and wet and get some good old granny lovin.
IJustSatOnMyNuts [ban] | Oct 7 08 : 9:15pm
What with all that AIR in her head.....you think she would fall UP
Mitchell Forreal [ban] | Oct 30 08 : 12:40pm
I think people put cameras there just to catch shit like that once in a while.
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jcp517 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:01am
+2
Cue the Benny Hill music.