Comments - Retarded Driver Doesnt See Skate Ramp In Road

category: Funny | views: 39370 | posted on: 10/02/2008

Apparently the neighbor filming this is a kid toucher, why else would he have that camera filming there?

kill-9 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:05am

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Talked about this vid on another site earlier this week. I'm guessing it's real and the video is from either the kids (taping themselves) or a security camera.

godoy99 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:09am

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ya this guy has a security camera too make sure no one fucks with his nabours kids icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

kill-9 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:30am

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Either that, or to cover his front yard. By the way, what's a "nabour"?

Krazy [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:13am

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Wow! i wanna have a bsh at that shit icon_cheesygrin.gif

illegalimmigrant [ban] | Oct 3 08 : 4:15pm

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makes a good commercial for toyota or what ever kinda of car it was.

jcp517 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:17am

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Alright, The Joey Chitwood Thrill Show is in town!

piss off! [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:23am

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To bad the tape stopped, about two second's after it ended the dude got out of the car and he just beat the living shit out of them fucking kids(yup krazy, I said it again, but i am sure you get the contect I meant it in) icon_wink.gif icon_beer.gif

Krazy [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:37am

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Hahaha, I got it this time icon_wink.gif No beer yet, just warming up icon_cheesygrin.gif

piss off! [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 6:10am

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ugggggggg [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:25am

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this has to be the shittiest video ever posted anywhere in the world at anytime.lmao christ!!!! a car crashed into a box? so????????????????? fucking hell i give up! anyway.,.,,.,.,.erm.,.,,. ,oh yeah ,.,.,hemp hemp hemp!

Killerdude [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:28am

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Well she just fell down an escalator.
Old Lady rail slide...

ackers [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:29am

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those kids looked fucking amazed at that
they looked like theyy had just seen ET or summat

Krazy [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:50am

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Well its not every day Joe Bloggs tries a stunt in their own car on a public road.....I say try that shit again but hit it at around 70mph icon_twisted.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:40am

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the Dukes of Hazzard Live. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

westies07 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:52am

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nothing more exciting then getting chased when your a little kid!!! icon_rolleyes.gif icon_twisted.gif

alltoxic [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 4:54am

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Maybe the driver was reliving his glory days as a skateboarder,when he saw the ramp it was to good to resist going over it again. icon_confused.gif

melburner88 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 5:05am

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the driver was sick of the kids jumping it on their bikes thinking they're the shit so he decided he was gonna show them up!

Krazy [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 5:07am

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I would have JUMPED at the chance to have a go at it icon_twisted.gif *NOTE: Krazy does not condone dangerous driving on public roads* Wink wink nudge nudge icon_cheesygrin.gif

McCahan [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 5:11am

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Lol. Cudos to the driver for listening to his inner child.

en jaywest [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 5:15am

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did you see the ideas flying through the kids' heads? i bet tomorrow there is two ramps designed to give unsuspecting drivers maximum air.

colchesterscott [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 5:26am

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icon_biggrin.gif i wanted to see maximum carnage but maybe they should look where the fuck there going icon_cheesygrin.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 5:43am

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He was going for a 540 fakey but the tires didn't have enough rotation!.....O.K. I'm done!

DramaTim [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 6:23am

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" just driving along, singing my song, OH SHIT icon_exclaim.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

nico99 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 6:32am

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Yeah - how retarded was that?
I know I'm always scanning ahead for skate ramps when I'm out driving.
I tend not to let myself get distracted by groups of kids at the side of the road.

dano4112 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 6:39am

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He got like three feet of air that time.

r.o.l. [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 6:46am

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i wonder if they filmed cause the driver actually wanted to try the ramp....

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 6:49am

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Those kids had that sudden shocked, finger on lip look, as if the neighbourhood ice cream truck now says "Liver & Onions" on the side.

Dobermann [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 7:08am

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lol. what a fucking woman. icon_beer.gif

newsense [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 7:09am

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you can unlock an achievement if you go over 20 feet on two wheels

Suroj [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 7:11am

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Don't leave your car keys for your kids to steal.

Adisharr [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 7:16am

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Fucking kids - move that shit out of the road. I'd set fire to their house that night.

Krazy [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 10:45am

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Another member saying 'Fucking kids' Look over your shoulder for Mr Jackson and Mr Glitter icon_wink.gif
they get all excitied and squeal like little school girls icon_eek.gif

jitwad [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 7:43am

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OK kids, ready...set....freeze.

Shredder649 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 7:44am

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That's a good solid ramp they got there.

Winthorp [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 7:45am

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these skateboards keep changing designs so quickly, just yesterday they looked like bikes now like cars . . w t f ??

bobobo [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 7:53am

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when skaters get liscenses..... icon_rolleyes.gif

elwell [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 7:58am

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The fuckwit in the car thought he could ruin the kids fun by bustin their ramp, but was made to look like a twat....????

JakeEvilclown [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 8:10am

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I have to try that. I was thinking spike strips, but this would be great!!
Those kids built an awesome ramp!! Five stars!!!!!
They should build a half pipe and let that guy try that in his car. icon_cheesygrin.gif

CheshireCat420 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 8:20am

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I can relate. When I was a kid, my 200 year old neighbour failed to notice our street hockey net in the middle of the street and WHAMO!....Only problem was, the goalie was still in the net. Not a pretty sight icon_rolleyes.gif

Icarus [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 8:43am

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But did he get the save?

newsense [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 8:46am

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CheshireCat420 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 10:11am

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Nope no save...But he did get a bleeding nose and a new Hockey net out of the deal. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Prince Planet [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 9:23am

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I hope thats not true but Im still laughing! icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

Prince Planet [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 8:42am

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Textin and driving,,,stop the madness! This has been a public service announcement.

tuco98245 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 9:34am

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sucka!

johnnylaw [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 9:40am

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Didn't he hear the disclaimer, "don't try this at home"? Long live Knivel! Sort of.

Krazy [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 10:04am

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DRIVEN to RAMPage??

Seismicshooter [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 11:01am

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kudos to the kid that built that!

DramaTim [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 11:42am

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He said "Fuck the car, I spilled my coffee damn it." icon_smile.gif

a.j91 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 11:43am

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damn car got some good air :]

BEERMAN [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 11:52am

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shudda put a revolving red light on the ramp so the FUCKIN BLIND DRIVERS COULD SEE IT !! icon_frown.gif
one day, when i'z lil", i threw a knife at the mailmans car - guess i thought i'z fuckin Jim Bowie, er sumthin icon_eek.gif
momma BURNT my lil'ass icon_cry.gif
couldn't sit fer about a week icon_eek.gif
never did that shit agin icon_sad.gif
THANK GOD I'M OL'ENUFF TA DRINK NOW icon_beer.gif

soupcon [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 12:43pm

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LMAO, that was awesome. Those kids were freaked out at first, but do you know how cool that was afterwards. That car took their ramp and you know that it gets more air the more they tell the story. LOL

Agent Orange [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 6:40pm

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"one time this car was coming down our street doin like 60mph hit our ramp and got like ten feet...and the chick driving the cars tits fell out...and i saw them" icon_cheesygrin.gif lol so true

Earth Nelson [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 8:14pm

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Abner28 [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 5:24pm

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he saw it he just wanted to be
a bad ass icon_beer.gif

vinced [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 5:49pm

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Must have shat himself!!

TurboGuy [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 6:10pm

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Like storming the beaches of Normandy - You gotta watch out for those suburban tank traps. icon_wink.gif

bagjomb [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 8:40pm

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in wonder if it's someone who hates kids and was hoping it would break

MyG0Ts [ban] | Oct 2 08 : 9:38pm

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Maybe he did see it and was doing it for the lulz

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Krazy [ban] | Oct 3 08 : 12:13am

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You think people on here are dumb enough to click your spam links?? GET A LIFE AND A NEW TALENT........YOU FAIL AT SPAMMING!! icon_twisted.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

mr_bean152 [ban] | Oct 3 08 : 12:04am

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I am God [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 7:02pm

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icon_stoned.gif Is the squeak at the end a kid or the car? icon_question.gif

Daejin [ban] | Oct 5 08 : 2:10am

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He saw it, and was looke "Woo-Hoo... Well, that was fun..."

Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Oct 5 08 : 1:42pm

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Son got some AIR!WooT!

holden [ban] | Oct 5 08 : 10:31pm

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Niu Bi. the driver is very Niu Bi.

Coito [ban] | Oct 7 08 : 11:33am

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No the real kid toucher was the driver. He was so absorbed in the little kids arses that even a pink elephant he would have oversee. icon_cool.gif

ericrichard78 [ban] | Nov 6 08 : 11:21pm

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damn sunday drivers

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m0nki [ban] | Nov 22 08 : 5:14pm

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i had almost the same situation. but it was no ramp.. and i was on the mobile phone.. so..it was pretty funny.. ^^

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