Comments - Woman Faints at Bill Clinton Speech
category: Funny | views: 25317 | posted on: 10/04/2008
Those roofies kicked in a little before Bill planned.
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RocheClip38 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:44am
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With all the hot air at the podium, there seemed to be a lack of oxegen around it
RocheClip38 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:51am
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Somebody just told her that Bill is switching from Cuban to Jamacan cigars today
colchesterscott [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 5:02am
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i think he took a shit and the smell just was so horrific 
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 6:54am
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There's always at least one person fainting at Obama speeches too. The difference between Bill and Barrack though is that Barrack always seems to notice the person faint and then feigns compassionate mode by asking "is there a doctor in the house", "get this person some water", etc. whereas if Bill noticed the now unconscious woman he would tell everyone to stand back, put her over his shoulder, disappear and later tell the world "I never had sexual relations with that unconscious woman..."
secret_squirrel [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 5:57am
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Bill should have been named Richard. Dick is very fitting for him in so many ways. 
dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 6:14am
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She wouldn't be the first woman to sink to her knees for Bill.
plainbob13 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 8:06am
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WOW! He has mastered the art of making a woman cream only by talking! 
Fly Eagles Fly [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 8:35am
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This is in need for a 90's Clinton sex joke.....
I dont remember any 
Dadeathgodv [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 10:16am
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I can relate to that girl, watching his speeches makes me want to faint as well.
KushMonster [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 10:23am
Bill: All Girls will have Anal fuck for the rest of there lives
Girl: *faints*
John McCain [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 10:26am
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Did you faggy fucks see Sarah's speech the other night? That shit left me a little woozy and light-headed as well. Although that had more to do with the fact that I'm super fucking old.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll take your grandmother out to dinner and stick her with the bill.
plainbob13 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 10:37am
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Sorry I missied it. I was fucking your mother in the ass. Then i put her on the corner to make my money.
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it was because of berock and the demacrats we have credit problems! they passed a bill in 95 to allow very low income people to get homes they could not pay for. and forced brokrage companys to write these loans or lose there liecences.
what a fucking joke they have become!!!!
fuck clinton too!
DarkSoulOne [ban] | Oct 7 08 : 1:13am
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I am not sticking up for the democrats nor do i side with the republicans (I think they are both equally a bunch of scumbags). But I'm sorry to tell you that in 2003 President Bush made a speech and I quote "I want more Americans to own their own homes and live the American dream". He proceeded to push legislation on the Feds and pushed (successfully) for the Feds to decrease interest rates and created incentives for more people to take out loans to "try" to stimulate the economy. The banks did their job alright...by giving loans to every asshole who never owned a calculator. Now we are fucked. My point is that Bush is not 100% to blame, but his economic stimulus idea backfired horribly. He basically thought the American people can do simple math and figure out their mortgages...well...obviou sly they can't.
chriscrocker [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 11:52am
Maybe she felt Clintons " Huge - Monstrous-Lovesausage " and it still smelled of Monica's
breath before she collapsed.
indyman911 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 12:43pm
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I got an email saying beware of websites with naked pictures of Sarah Palin because it might have viruses. It went on to say beware of websites with naked pictures of Hillary Clinton because it might actually HAVE naked pictures of her
First of all, 'bout the girl (and @ her.) If you're goin' to be standin' for a while, do NOT lock our knees. You will fall after a little while from that.
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@nd, 'bout Obama. The only reason half of his supporters are supporting him, is because of Bill Clinton. Some would say Hillary, but they'd be dumbasses ayway.
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I say that, 'cause Clinton wasn't a bad president, he actualy did better than any since. (As if it's been that long...) Obama himself, however would make a shitty president. Jus' the fact he has had 10 issues he changed his oppinion on more than four times. No one knows what type of president he'll be.
DuckMySick [ban] | Oct 18 08 : 1:49pm
the rohypnol he put in her drink kicked in a bit too quickly..
1ams0t1red [ban] | Oct 23 08 : 2:03pm
I finally found a site that is not run by leftwing idiots, like you tube.
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johnnylaw [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:05am
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Must be toxic cigar syndrome. Kiss it!