Comments - Biker Needs To Crap During Race

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This is what happens when you eat benihanas right before a big race.

slash [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:10am

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that is valentino rossi after winning the 250cc motogp title a few years back, he always does crazy stuff after winning a race, last weekend he won the gp1 title for the 8th time

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Sushi69 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:20am

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in which case, He was probably going in there to crack one off so he could Seagul the visor of Loris Capirossi on the vicory lap!!!

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Tommy69456 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 5:37am

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shit happens

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westies07 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 6:14am

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doss rossi really need to go!!!

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illegalimmigrant [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 1:02pm

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a when u gotta go u gotta go.

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Krazy [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:10am

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Piss poor sportsmanship

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piss off! [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:13am

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Well if ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
When nature calls, ya better damn well answer.

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mr_bean152 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:14am

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johnnylaw [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:17am

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I think I still like where they drink milk or get a blow job or something.

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OnlyOneOar [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:21am

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I don't think that straw in his right hand is for milk.

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Howie Felthersnatch [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:19am

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Ain't that the shits.

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Killerdude [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:25am

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Ahhh SHIT

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ugggggggg [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:30am

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he looked like a viscious mosquito in his little yelow suit!!!!! lol hemp hemp hemp

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DramaTim [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:33am

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That's where I'm headed (Hooters Wings are the devil) Curse you foul demons

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BiGKiD [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:37am

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start drinking protien shakes that'll clean you right out

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DramaTim [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 8:59am

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Thx for the tip *eats Hooters Wing*

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westies07 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:40am

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just a qucik pit stop!!

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westies07 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:47am

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quick .

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piss off! [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 7:39am

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happens to everybody!!

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RocheClip38 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:42am

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That happens every time I eat Tobasco Sauce too.....

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McCahan [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 5:19am

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What a sissy! He should've done what former Swedish skier Gunde Svan did in a race. He took a dump in his pants. And those were that kind of skier leotards...

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Korea vs Japane [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 5:30am

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I live kOREA YOU FUCK!!!

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rednek1947 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 6:08am

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You no eat me crazy Korean!

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TurboGuy [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 7:08am

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Lets go eat some baby octopus.... With special sauce.

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secret_squirrel [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 6:31am

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What the fuck are you talking about? Spreak Engrish!

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8039 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 9:31am

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Wtf is a "japane"?

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monchichi025 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 10:31am

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lol thats what I was wondering

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colchesterscott [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 5:40am

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i no the feeling when ya got to take a shit well you guys no ya gotta take it

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TurboGuy [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 6:51am

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It's all the rage at superbike races... You slip a couple laxatives into water bottle and then bet on who has to make the first pit stop.

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sfdoomed [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 6:55am

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There's no way you can look cool emerging from a port-a-potty on national TV with millions of people watching you. Fucking hilarious!

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jcp517 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 7:20am

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Shotgun diarrhea.

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TRUONE [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 9:34am

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high octane!

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dpople08 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 9:54am

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ha wtf dat was funny

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Earth Nelson [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 11:20am

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note to self: accept no pre-race dinner invites from competitors.
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http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=b7l6jg4Hlog

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Fat_Pie [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 11:58am

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Guess you could call that a 'shitstop'.

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trubld1 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 12:19pm

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McCahan on Oct 4 08 : 5:19am wrote:
What a sissy! He should've done what former Swedish skier Gunde Svan did in a race. He took a dump in his pants. And those were that kind of skier leotards...

That sissy is the highest paid motorcycle racer of all time and about 5th on the highest paid athletes on the planet today. Do a google search before you call people names. He could buy and sell your entire state.

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luv2row [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 1:31pm

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Gives new meaning to the term..."shitty racer"

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DNA36 [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 1:36pm

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LOL, at least hes smart enough to go instead of shitting himself silly during the race

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Stabcity [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 3:08pm

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slash on Oct 4 08 : 4:10am wrote:
that is valentino rossi after winning the 250cc motogp title a few years back, he always does crazy stuff after winning a race, last weekend he won the gp1 title for the 8th time

yeah man spot on with the comment. You got to lurve the irony of it though have'nt you. Any other scenario and you would be screaming.......'DRUGTEST ' lol @ my lame attempts @ folly

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Big Dan [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 4:36pm

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easy boy

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Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 6:33pm

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Must have ate some boiled English food.

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Krazy [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 6:49pm

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Beats boiled dog/cat and pretty much anything else that moves

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paintedhorse [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 7:25pm

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shit

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aussieman [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 8:46pm

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No skid marks either.....

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Mutziky [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 9:43pm

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Rather lose the race than dignity... nice...

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Daejin [ban] | Oct 5 08 : 1:06am

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I was thinkin' the same thing. Ha ha.

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I am God [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 11:34pm

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Butt Mud

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soupcon [ban] | Oct 6 08 : 1:06pm

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LOL I know his pain, he's just lucky a toilet was near.

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sounddust [ban] | Oct 6 08 : 8:05pm

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Wasn't this one of his trademark celebrations?

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REDHAT1984 [ban] | Oct 7 08 : 2:24am

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KING IS KING FOR EVER

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Pornflakes [ban] | Oct 14 08 : 8:43am

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gotta go when you gotta go i guess

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vitamnc [ban] | Oct 15 08 : 4:35pm

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WOOOOOOO HE SHOULD OV WORE A NAPPY LOL

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JakeEvilclown [ban] | Oct 19 08 : 6:30am

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I hate when that happens! AHHHHH and NO TP!!! Would have been funny if there was someone in there. Occupado!!!

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Rico636 [ban] | Nov 16 08 : 5:45pm

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sad part is....he still won that race.....I have watched that race.....

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m0nki [ban] | Nov 22 08 : 5:18pm

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he really has to be cool, to go on the toilet during a race ^^

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