oh man i wish i had a video of what happened the other day at the car wash i work at. ok get this, my boss was running his own car through the car wash and we have people that when the car gets to the end of the conveyer they drive it out and park it while cleaning a the inside of the windshield. well anyways this guy was washing the windshield totally not paying attention to what was going on in front of him and the car gets to the end of the line and the guy hits the gas just as my boss was walking in front of the car and damn near ran him over if he wasn't paying attention and jumped out of the way. lol, almost ran over by his own car... whats the odds of that?

ummmm why is this in funny?
it did made me chuckle though

Lets see. Man versus rolling chain pulling car. Almost got his ass hot waxed. No way could he survive that. Post mortem Darwin winner if he fell.

When they say he tripped, I thought they meant like a bad acid trip. I wanted to see someone freakin out and rip their clothes off and sing "workin at da car wash". Guess I'll just have to do it myself.

at least the blood would have been washed off...

blakhoody.. whats the odds of me still bein awake by the time ive read your comment/life story?? bout 695-1

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