Lets see. Man versus rolling chain pulling car. Almost got his ass hot waxed. No way could he survive that. Post mortem Darwin winner if he fell.

When they say he tripped, I thought they meant like a bad acid trip. I wanted to see someone freakin out and rip their clothes off and sing "workin at da car wash". Guess I'll just have to do it myself.

at least the blood would have been washed off...

blakhoody.. whats the odds of me still bein awake by the time ive read your comment/life story?? bout 695-1

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