i think he needs to read the owners manuel again.

The owners Manuel?
Not Achmed..?

THE CAPTION SHOULD READ, "ALAH FINALLY ANSWERS PRAYERS!"

As quoted from Liveleak.com: "HAHAHA, 2 goats will be lonely tonight."
-NeoConsSuck-

There's obviously mortar firing one of those than he thought.

YOUR DAMN RIGHT! FOR HIS CLUMSINESS...........HE GOT FIRED..........

LMAO
To Bad Obama wasnt there...

Or is it Osama I always get confused which ones the muslim terrorist..
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.oh thats right they both are..

Too much truth in that. Be quiet, or they might come to get you...
http://canadafreepress.co m/index.php/article/5411

Wow, some scary shit there! Killerdude should get COTD x2

Right on Killerdude. It is a bit confusing Obama, Osoma, Osama, Oh the drama. Whatever the fuck his name is. McCain, now that's an easy one to remember. And Barack, for gods sake (not Allah's sake), Is this dude even an American. I grew up with a bunch of John's but don't seem to ever run across a Barack. Don't get me started (oh,too late).

obama is a terrorist? you're a fucking douchebag. learn how to spell "too" as well.

Well, looks like we can't count on you for a McCain vote. That's the Obama people for ya (spelled you) too (also), point out stupid shit like to and clothes "I shop o-line at J-Crew". O-well, religion and politics.

HMMMMM, Im only 17 years old and I could probably torch you on how the Liberal assholes are brainwashing the youth of today with there hippie shit that doesnt even matter. When the real problems are over in the middle east, not GLOBAL WARMING. And the fact that every democrat is a money hungry assholes who want to take money away from the Rich who pretty much run this country and when the rich dont do good, the whole country doesnt do good.
Please Liberals arent shit

So how do you know this?

They must get lucky when they get a kill.

Not as lucky as we are ....

they explode of exitement.

How Not to Detonate a Mortar maybe someone should of told him before he started.

Allah wak bar is right,3th time is always a charm.

oh well either way he would of died blowing himself up sooner or later just aswell someone got it on camera

i dont think this works anymore. i hope u kept the receipt to go exchange it.

me 2...those things cost an arm and a leg...

LMFAO
To one and all, exept if ya are a terrorist.

Poor achmed the dead terrorist

Damn they were trying to defend themselves against the children of the corn

It helps to put the pointed end up.

*hee hee*,..,,.did she chant,..,.,.,.,hee hee,..,,..,.,"Ally ach ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"?lol hemp hemp hemp

allah is great......hang on im gonna see him now

that'll teach the jolly green giant to employ the 3 stooges as security guards!

Fuckers deserved that!!! Allah, OH shit that's gonna leave a mark!!!!

So each of the 72 virgins will get one piece! That's fair!

Now instead of 72 virgins they get 72 homos.

What goes up, comes down.
God is Great.

GOOD GOOD GOOD PMFAO

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the
air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,'In the
Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
drink with the same one twice either.'
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one
gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she
says, 'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice.'

Q-What do you get when you break a dead babys jaw?
A-Deepthroat!

MrSock,
U R sick on so many levels.
That was just wrong.

boo

I was going to answer "a millstone around your neck and a trip to the sea" but that actually happened to you long before the break.

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Q-What do you get when you break a dead babys jaw?
A-ARYAN BRO'S DAD ONCE AGAIN IN JAIL FOR THE 15TH TIME ON CHILD BATTERY CHARGES OF COURSE!

PUT A SOCK IN IT!!!!

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and for that reason my friend is why i choose not to drink with white chix. i just go straight to the them giving me head.

LOL scotty! say, do you know any nigger jokes?

Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! Allah... KA-BOOM!!!

the only good towel heads are dead towel heads.

Must have been Wal-Mart ammo.

saner minds will hopefully prevail someday. i hate muslim extremist as much as i hate christian extremist. live and let live. the problem isn't muslim or hindu's or christians ...its the extremeist. i can't wait for the flurry of moron extremists to reply to this one.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
I like the way you think!

Yes, one virgin for every piece of him.
Tell me, how great actually IS your God?

You boys shoulda stuck with 7/11!
More time practicing mortar shelling less time praying...ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH OH SHIT!

There's a technicality with 'virgins' in a spirit world... You don't get any if you kill yourself.

Oh I do hoped he was just horribly maimed and blind.

chorus
mohammed loves me this I know
for the crayon tells me so
retards to him they belong
beating their meat 'till the goats come home

How utterly appropriate.

The soldier & the nun

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked:
'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked:
Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied:
'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said:
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ..'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied:
'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'

This qualifies for 70 virgins pointing and laughing at you

Allah be praised. The last thing that went through their minds were their assholes.

That should teach them 2 STFU with that akbar nonsense.
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My God can beat-up your god.
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HaHa

Q.How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1... ...
.....
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."....
.....

so the videos have gotten so bad on NT, that you people have resorted to joke telling in the comment section!!!
so here goes...Q::: what do you get when you mix busta rymes... and whoopi goldberg, and a pile of crack????
A:- scotty2hotty!

Q: What do you get when you mix piss & shit?
A: Totalreason's parents just before his conception!

there is mortar life then 72 virgins...on second thought...

They probobly didn't deal with the heat of the mortor tube. If that fucker gets too hot the mortor shell will blow up in the tube. But oh well.

taking the mortar express to hell

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They still qualify for the virgins but they are all male computer nerds....

java script:loadText('-%20:evi l')HAHAHA and the hat goes up! Good thing they were praying while killingjava script:loadText('-%20:eek ').

I am an athiest extremist. If you dare believe in a higher power, I will KILL YOU! I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL! HOLY COW CRAP!! ALLAH AKUBAR!!!!!
Saner minds prevail? That lets out any follower of religion. You can't think yourself sane if you worship an imaginary person that lives in the sky, loves you and the people that think like you only, and condemns everyone that dares not believe as you believe to burn for eternity. The concept of Eternal suffering is as insane as the belief in Eternal bliss.
then you have the Muslims, the religion of peace, as long as you also are muslim. Well, not then either, you have to be the RIGHT KIND of muslim. If not, the book that tells you how to live your life says you must kill. Doesn't even tell you to kill peacefully.

You Worry too much.

@vid I believe their faith wasn't strong enough. Obviously Allah was not pleased by their devotion. If they believed the crap they were yelling, the thing obviously would not have exploded. The explosion actually did them a favor. Saved the true believers the trouble of cutting off their infidel heads later

fascinating insight

I said Allah SnAckbar and that guy blew up. YAY

i say damn fucking quality that fucking shew the dumb fucks who fire mortars they just went to pieces lol

Ala..Alaaaa.A laaaa Mierdaaaa!!!!!!

sorry to post again but fuck this is so good watching allah blow up his achmeds now thats fucking poetic justice just left his mate was filming called dave to pick up[ there pieces i mean the pieces lol

i think aswell they should have that old clssic song playing bits and pieces bits anda pieces

allah isn't so good now is he

All I saw was a towel flying up in the air. I wonder if his head was still in it? ALLAH SNACKBAR!

When the allah crapbar chant starts, I love to see it end in their own flying body parts. Two thumbs up!

that shut them up.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Silly muslims.

That's one hellfire missile we don't need to fire.

Sounds gross but watchable.

That looked like the PERFECT way to detonate a mortar. Keep up the good work!

"Alla peanut butter sandwiches!"
Does anyone else remember some sesame street character saying that?
Sorry for posting (and reposting) but I can't remember which one it was. Maybe Bert? I dunno, all I remember is one of them saying it in place of "abracadabra" or some shit.

Back to the video............. Glad these guys can't try to kill my friends anymore.

THE BEST PART IS WHERE THE CHUCKLE HEAD RAISES HIS HAND VICTORIOUSLY A SEC BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN OFF!

Actually, according to an Imam I spoke to, the idiots get ONE 72 year-old virgin instead. Allahu akbar!

I hope those bastards burn in HELL. Happy Halloween motherfuckers, Love SATAN

Fly Eagles Fly first of all your 17 so you don't know shit about shit, you probably come from some semi-wealthy family who's told you how fucking great you are your whole life, well guess what..people are struggling out here in a real way! When rich people get richer they don't decide to hire people because they're nice guys they do so out of more greed so they hand out a hundred new jobs paying 7 bucks an hour and that makes them generous? If they could pay you less they would, if they can automate your job they will and if they can send it to another country they will...all for the sake of profit! And to all the rest of you ignorant misinformed parasites who are on John McCain's nutsack go fuck yourselves. Barack Obama is bought and payed for just like McCain the only real solution is revolution but all you fucking robots will do is nothing, you participate in the system in such a way that you become mindless, spineless yes men so please for once in your lives be a fucking man! Our forefathers are rolling in their fucking graves knowing that their beloved Republic has become a nation of idle cattle who cringe at the idea of demanding your liberty!!! Say what you want about me but I mold my own opinion and I stand for a real America where the people still hold the power if we can get over our fear of government!!

My Comment was a JOKE Geez. I know he's not a Terrorist . But he is A fucking Corupt bullshit politician just Like the rest of them.

LMFAO! That guy got slapped down by god...errr, I mean ALLAH!
Also, fuck all of you stupid morons who don't like Obama. And as far as "torching" all of the liberal individuals with your massive wealth of knowledge, all I have to do is say look at our economy and look at who's been running the show for the last 14 years... I WIN.
now go fuck your fingers you brainwashed mutants or go worship your christ (that happens to be from the same desert you wish to nuke), either way, god nor yourselves will ever make an impact in this life. I'm just glad I'm not you! lol ;P

WOW! Lots of love in that comment!

You're obviously SERIOUSLY uneducated when it comes to politics. Did you finish high school? Doesn't sound like it. Everything is a soundbite to you, isn't it? Do some serious objective research sometime and come back and tell me who's fucking up the country. But then again, your memory is probably completely fried, isn't it?

Shut the fuck up.

"Hey allah, two more to beam up"........

When getting crunk comes to a sudden end

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right shot... just show you praying gets you shit

I dunno... makes me giggle.

Osama's funniest home videos. Genius! Winners are never around to collect the prize.

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allah akbah allah akbah allah kebab halep kebab chicken kebab insugeant kebab with chille sauce and shrapnell see where the translation went .....

and did ya notice his arm flying through the air and why fire the mortars in a field maybe because your hiding from people who will shoot you

ameteurs

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO BYE-BYEEEEEEEE

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Allah Akbah my ass.... LMFAO

Allah AkbAAAAHHHHHHHHH! LOL...

Couldn't happen to nicer foreign fighters.

UPSSSSS..... FOR ALÁ ..... I put it in reverse ......

this video is amazing, thanks for posting it.
I have been laughing non-stop for 10 minutes already.
screw those terrorist fucks, those mortars probably land in Iraqi homes.

He must have mispronounced the silent H, Allah got pissed, and blew the shit out of them.

I don't think that was supposed to happen.

That was not a mortar..probably a missle from a helicopter.

HAHAHAHAHA

He ended up ALL-AH OVER-AH The-ah PLACE-AH.
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Good old Karma!
I like the silence after the explosion.
That shut the fuckers up!

woo-hoo...
give me moar, tards

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I remember reading something the about the Israeli army being able to triangulate a mortar source after a couple of shots....i am glad these muslim fucknuts didnt read the same article

Namaste
That was not a mortar..probably a missle from a helicopter
are you fucking retarded its a mortar , when you fire off 100 in a row the mortar tube heats up exploding in your face ,think befor you talk

Boothy, It was a home made tube that's why it exploded. Defense made tubes do not explode no matter how many times used. Other then that a faulty mortar, note the explosion.So don't be a moron all your life by abusing others..

they got too exited

Alla Ack Bah means God is great. At any rate the munitions are planted like that for the insurgents to find by members of our own special forces. The munitions are faulty and rigged to blow. What is up with the 72 virgins? I thought they got 13 a piece.

OWNAGE

хуйня, и вы тут еще политику развели на этом деле...

see what happens when you dont read the instructions

hahaha I loved how they guy holding the camera was talkin up a storm then BAM......crickets

EVEN ALLAH HATES PEOPLE THAT ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE.

If you put a lil salve on that it should be okay by in the mornin.

they were so used to blowing cum up each others arses ,they just went too far!

allaboutdaBUDD:
I am glad your not me too! Obama is chanting socialism which means YOU will have to share your weed with anyone who does not have some, right down to the point of you not having ANY. It means you will have to maintain that supply of weed working and gathering it just so you can give most of it to people who do not work for it or take the risk of gathering it. As I am lacking BUDD and you are ALLabout it I think you should just give me your stash, all but the 10% Obama thinks you need. Oh and I will need that same amount weekly so to maintain your current consumption and now mine you might need to get another job. But since I now have you to supply my needs mine will be available, you can have it! I am going to live on socialism!

Sorry to repost but the video should be called ALLAH AKBOOM!
The reason the mortar blew up was due to the heat in the tube, you have to let the tube cool between rounds a little if you just keep dropping high explosives into a metal tube that is getting hotter and hotter because of friction then your going to have an accident sooner or later!
70 virgins aint worth shit if your spending eternity in a bucket!

72 virgins WTF.......
virgins are shit in bed.
Give me 72 sluts any day

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youre so right RabidJim,it happened because of the heat of the tube. that happens when you arent a prof soldier

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He said Allah Snaclbar at the end, and BOOM.
His God was not pleased.

wow this is the 2nd video where I see this happen to haji. They really need to think about getting a new arms dealer

alalalalalalalal praise alla

fuckin HELL, that was funny as fuck..

40 virgins \o/

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it anit even got be suicide bomber they killed alot more of there own thin us

hahahahahahahahaha stupid rag heads

LOL
I love the way he just stops his 'god is great!'.

allah ackbar that u fucks

Allah hates you, dickhead!!!

funny