I told you motherfucker i wanted a clean glass!

1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila...FLOOR!!!!!!!!!
ha ha, when you serve drinks called 'Incredible Hulk' what do you think's gonna happen?!?!?

what the fuck is up with stupid ass. U DONT BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU.

thats going to be a bit tender in the morning...

I'm so smack im just gonna go pissed the barman.

ha ha, punch drunk love

use a coaster next time bitch!

The bartender can take a punch. Then fall down, cry and bleed.

that fat dude has a great punch!

Drunks there always fun

The drunk fat dude is like: "A wise guy eh? I'll give you 'don't let the door hit ya on the way out'"...smacko!

He should've been ready for that! Did he think he was coming back to give him a kiss?!

I agree w/ scotty, be aware of your surroundings

I agree Tommy. You have to be like a UPS driver. Always being aware of your surroundings,and expect the unexpected.

No doubt. And then you toss in that he's a bartender and he didn't expect that? He should look into another line of work, like the mop guy at the local toss off club.

Maybe he wait for tip ?

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Could be worse. He could be you. Intimidated much there Corky?

The asshole is starting to piss me off! $1,000.00 to the first one of you who finds him & brings me his Cock & nutsack.... FYI, It might look like a vagina!

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You childish racist f*cker! Get a life! Why the hell are you so obsessed with Scotty anyway? Got a thing for Black men?

Looks like you got a internet stalker,you lucky dog.

well scotty i think he loves you

If you can win, just delete all comments. A bit low if you ask me!!
I HATE IT BY THE WAY WHEN PEOPLE COPYCAT YOU

I want the Scotty2hottie hater back! dudes fuckin great. This site is goin down quick. "laugh, joke and have fun, BUT DONT YOU DARE MAKE A RACIST JOKE!!!" relax, its just comedy. Hitler = racist. scotty hater guy = jokester. see the difference anyone?

He was cut off

The bartender was cut down

ah yes the lovable angry drunk doing what he does best

To all the bartenders who think it's their right to have the last word.
I doffs me cap fatboy.

even the bartender can get smashed now and again...

bloody ceasar anybody ?

thats one way of knocking them back

He was just testing the sobriety of the customer with some hand eye coordination

The ponytail fucked up his equilibrium!

This bar now offers a new drink special-the Haymaker!

It's simply what happens when you run out of tooty-fruity jello shots...on TOOTIE-FRUITY JELLO NIGHT!! Damn.

Last fall for alcohol!

where was the fuckin door guy?

in the corner somewhere giggling his ass off

the bartender looked like he wanted to hug it out

tequilla slammer please!!

that's usually why bouncers bounce and bartenders spill drinks

i warned you, i want the next one to be a cold one!!!

I SCORE THAT RIGHT HOOK AS A PERFECT 10.

"my goodness"
"my guiness"

i dare him try that in are local pub!!! BRUCE will rip his fucking head off

Most bars give you a free shot when you hit a bullseye.

one look at the people in the bar and at the bartender it was probably a Gaybar, so he was used to getting shots to the face

The only one with a job in that piicture is the bartender

i would convert the soda spray to take gas and lite that fucker up sod it it ain't my bar

Everytime I walk into a bar, pub, tavern, beer joint, etc. I always see the same sign above the bar "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone!" It's amazing how many people don't care or just can't read. I've never bitched about getting cut off. I go home, sleep it off, and am welcomed back the next time I decide to visit. I guess to many people see being 86'ed as a badge of honor. I just see it as being a stupid drunk.

he's fast for a drunk!

we should respect bartenders. Thats it. No, i was jokin,fuck them all

ha ha that bitch got owned!! guess her boyfriend didnt get his dick sucked that night.

He deserved it for not seeing it coming -_-

GAY
you are born inside of the same bag full of shit
No respect........

hey sir! come back! u 4got ur punch

Thats a Drunk Bartender,, couldn't avoid that. What a fool .

pony tails are for girls (and horses)

what the hell

and ponys

taking one for the team...

gays with long hair are supposed to headbang so what;s the issue?

this time.... it was the Bartender who got served a shot....

heres a "tip"bartender RUN!!!!!!!! hemp hemp hemp

Maybe he should have given him that last drink he wanted.

liked how he just lay there till they left

he's in the wrong place fight club for pussys is around the corner

this round is mine Lol

Bitch Slap

nice punch!

man down

DAMN

Holy fuck! did i just ever fucking cry laughing , bartender didnt see that coming eh

lol he shoulda learnt how to make cocktails properly

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too many

dropped his ass