Comments - Tigers Maul Man to Death at Singapore Zoo
category: Shocking | views: 134566 | posted on: 11/21/2008
When the tiger was asked how zoo keepers taste he replied "They're GRRRRRREAT!"
BlindLemonWedgeJones [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 4:05am
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"I dont think playing dead will help sorry.".......
.......oh I don't think he was playing......
ojdidntdoit [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 4:13am
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The other tiger was looking like " Uuhh, I dont think we should be doing this."
illegalimmigrant [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 4:17am
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any valunteers to take the pretty white tigers with blood all over a bath. ![]()
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 4:22am
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Sorry but Singaporean zookeeper can't possibly be very tasty.
nakedrasta007 [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 8:42am
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Yeah, but their wildlife tour-guide delicacy is all the rave...I've heard. ![]()
Killerdude [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 4:52am
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Holy Shit is this NT.
Woo Hoo good start nice caption Brian.. ![]()
illegalimmigrant [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 5:25am
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u know my mother alwayse calls me ajobless dead beat. better than being a tiger trainer dead meat.
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 5:57am
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It took me a minute (no coffee yet) but I finally got that one! ![]()
hubbledriver [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 6:04am
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you gota love the way the crowd are cheering the tigers on ![]()
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No no, that's Roy attempting to prove that tigers really do love him. He was right...but not in the way he'd hoped (though I could be wrong, considering how many times Siegfried has probably eaten him).
By the way, the people clapping and cheering are vacationing members of PETA and the Westborough Baptist Church. ![]()
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Damn the luck. How come this shit never happens when I go to the zoo? I take my daughter to the zoo and it's like, "There's the tiger", "Where?", "See the tip of a tail sticking out from under the bolder, that's it". Them lazy bastards are nowhere to be seen.
Some people have all the luck
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nakedrasta007 [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 6:48am
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Amen, I started to feel sick for the guy (no not getting soft) but then I started to think....what the fuck was he doing there in the first place?!?!?!
You just know how that bet went down..."Hey, I bet you I can grab it's tail....watch!"
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this was him 2 mins earlier,,..,.,
hemp hemp hemp
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 7:38am
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Reminds me of my Ex-wife's lawyers. And that's me on the ground! ![]()
LongLiveMcHammer [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 12:44pm
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Where were your lawyers?
Cheering on the mauling?
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I take it U had a contested divorce and she got the
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Just yanking your chain again.
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double stroke [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 7:45am
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Thats what happens when you take these wild animals for granted....i dont care if you feed them everyday..."train" them...or whatever...they are still wild animals...one day they will remind you and anyone around you!
Lions, tigers, bears, bulls, gators... they can appear docile, but rest assured they are still animals....doing what comes naturally to them.
double stroke [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 7:53am
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playing dead is not an option...fight back....go for the eyes....nose....
that raised leg looked ugly ...and broken
NateDaNastE [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 8:35am
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This guy is going to be a big pile of shit in a day or two. FOOD! ![]()
NicoloCampi [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 9:10am
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With the great quality of the video I couldn't tell the keeper from the kept
TexasIndianBreed [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 10:07am
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Here kittym kitty kitty,can every1 say DOMB ASS!!whos up for a stack of ribs?? ![]()
Umscheppern [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 11:34am
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Haha, right, pretty awesome how the observers reaction is quite ambigous....you can actually make out a few "woohoos"....seems like a few thought of it as part of the usual program.
FearLess035 [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 12:01pm
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I actually thought that I heard that old Hall&Oates tune, "She´s a man eater"...in the background ![]()
Boozehound [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 12:08pm
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In the time of the credit crunch drastic measures must be taken to cut costs, this way the zoo dont have to buy in expense meat to feed there animals, plus they also dont need to pay the guys wages either....its a win win situation ![]()
BeethovensSpirit [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 12:36pm
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Now I have an idea for that Pet Search Obama has....
mike hunt is hairy [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 4:55pm
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Karma baby, those Asians are always going around killing and eating anything. He got what he deserved.
yourhydrobud [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 6:04pm
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Looked like the guy was still moving. Didn't look too dead yet. How would a zoo not be prepared with tranquilizer guns? This should be a quick simple thing. It's called blasting the Tiger with the tranq. End of story. Hell, either that or shoot the thing with a real gun. Either way, standing and watching sure isn't going to get the job done.
TehCodehzor [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 6:21pm
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Um, it's an area for tigers. Why the fuck would you get in there..?
sweetknucklepie [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 7:48pm
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Darwin 3:16 says "Keep fucking with the Tigers, it's for the greater good."
fresnodoggy [ban] | Nov 22 08 : 2:34am
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someday, humans will learn that wild and dangerous amimals dont fuck around. If you get near them they will eat you. this is not kept a secret, it is not a myth. Lions, Tigers and Bears will catch you, maul you, shred you, and most of the time start eating you wile your are still alive with your family watching from a distance. Nice memories to leave the wife and kids, isn't it. STAY AWAY dip shits.
Necramonium [ban] | Nov 22 08 : 3:33pm
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Actually,this was a zookeeper that killed himself by trowing himself in the Tiger pit...Was in the news a few days back
Earth Nelson [ban] | Nov 22 08 : 11:45am
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no fur, no horns, no hoofs that you can't use, yum, sez the tigers
Joe Blackk [ban] | Nov 22 08 : 12:33pm
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i dont know maybe i'm just sick but i could've swore i heard somebody say , "Whoooo!"....what the fuck man, what the fuck.
NeoNitride [ban] | Nov 25 08 : 6:21am
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Hah the tiger stops and looks at the crowd as if to say "More? Eat his head? OK!" and then goes back to work.
Why does this kind of thing always happen in Asian, btw? Are they really that fucking stupid over there?
thebitterbuffalo [ban] | Nov 27 08 : 12:18am
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hahahahahaha check the guy's leg; his calf is deffinitely pulling a 90 degree angle from his knee...must of happened when he jumped the fence...
shepardboi [ban] | Nov 28 08 : 11:02pm
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what was the guy thinking wen he jumped the fence.that the tigers are teddy bears looking for a cuddle.he got what he deserved.
SkrammJonez [ban] | Dec 8 08 : 6:42am
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SHOULD OF GOT SOME HYDRODROPS OH NO WAIT... THATS FOR THE MONKEY POOP
lostsoul425 [ban] | Dec 18 08 : 7:47pm
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there great. next thing you know you see a giant cock biting a persons ass. im not a conrflake
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BigBadCopLatentHomo [ban] | Mar 17 09 : 3:39pm
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MAN THAT TIGER WAS CHEWING ON HIM LIKE MY PITTBULL DOES HIS RAG DOLL TOYS...CRAZY SHIT!!
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illegalimmigrant [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 4:02am
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i dont think playing dead will help sorry.