Comments - Retard Fails Horribly at Knife Test
category: Funny | views: 96137 | posted on: 01/18/2009
Hopefully next time he will perform the same trick with the back of his neck.
the.devil.himself [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:21am
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OK i call fake. Performance art at it's worst.
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the.devil.himself [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:36am
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On second glance this is fake as FUCK. Notice his injured hand is obviously kept away from camera view at all times?
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This type of video belongs on break, NOT NT. JESUS fucking christ. What a crock of shit.
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The fact that Brian posted this as "fact" makes US the "retards" not the trickster in question.
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the.devil.himself [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:36am
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On second glance this is fake as FUCK. Notice his injured hand is obviously kept away from camera view at all times?
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This type of video belongs on break, NOT NT. JESUS fucking christ. What a crock of shit.
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The fact that Brian posted this as "fact" makes US the "retards" not the trickster in question.
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if you hate this site so much qhy not simply fuck off? you wont be missed your 20+line speeches take up wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much internet space and the alts u create to spam me are very 1980,s.lol anyway PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DONT REPLY TO ME.i read some of yesterdays analysis and amatur phsycology and it was quite scarey u obviously sit there thinking of things to throw at me lol anyway im logging off soon,i have a nice dinner to eat.
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Jesús Quintana [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:55am
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What were we all saying about you being a retard with no intellect?
Do you even read your own comments before posting? Weren't you correcting other people's grammar and spelling?
Now either you have fat fucking fingers and need a larger keyboard or you are as we say, a damned fool.
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So "Jesus" did you enjoy your weekend of passion at Satons special resort with the "Devil himself"? seriously though fuck of you bore. Get off ugggggggg's e~dick do you really have to stalk his every post with your pathetic attempt at cynical humour? the "devil himself" might get away with it but your just embarassing yourself trying to follow in your faggot lovers footsteps
now go home.
im spethal [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 9:06am
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must be a bitch logging on 24 times to vote yourself up huh uggggg..u got a list of log in names there boy??
Jesús Quintana [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 2:55pm
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I smell multi accounting! Who's taking bets??? No way there is THAT many retards on this site encouraging ugggg.
NHo really, who is taking bets that uggggg is multiaccounting?
Don Quixote [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 3:46pm
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Multiple accounts? You've got to be kidding me. NT is rife with multiple accounts....and as for retards encouraging him, perhaps you should look just a little closer to home.
colchesterscott [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 3:18pm
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hey ugggggg bud i managed to get this vid to pause ya rite its defo fake ya could just get a glimse of the red on the back of his hand ,its taken me ages bud but did it ya votes great my man
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Jesús Quintana [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 3:27pm
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^ proof that uggg supporters are retards, right here.
UGGGGG, stop multi accounting to praise yourself and you will stop getting banned, you fucking retard!
Necramonium [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 4:35pm
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His comment was not funny or anything else.He has to have multiple accounts.
Don Quixote [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:46am
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Its no fake. The video evidence clearly shows us why Brian was at the hospital yesterday. ![]()
smart ass guy [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 11:39am
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i think its very fake to he was such a bad actor in this who would beleave this a 6 year old kid
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nightowl12 [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 6:50am
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He must be so confused. How could've he possibly messed it up! he had a 3 in 4 chance of winning!
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colchesterscott [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 7:20am
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wonder what sort of place he would go to do this shit ,a complementary coffee would be in order for the disapointment ![]()
ViceroyFizzlebottom [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 10:09am
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I created an account on this stupid site just to reiterate what a fucking loser ugggggggg must be to constantly vote his mundane, stupid ass comments to #1. Nice illiterate doucheness there ugggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggg
Fake Spotter [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 12:05pm
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Well isn't that just fucking typical. I have one day off and NT posts the fakest fake out there and I miss it.
I'm hanging my head in shame here.
ps. Fake
onebigfella [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 10:17am
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would someone please post a video of "ugggg, The Devil himself, and Jesus Quintana" being repeatedly sodomised and then killed please.
Would someone Ban these ignorant children? Or at the least have them sent back to Kindergarden?
disbelieve [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 10:42am
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I'm going to go home and try my psychics Russian roulette
journeyman [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 5:31pm
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Yes. Def'nate that he was a fake.
I heard him go 'pop' when the knife punctured his hand.
Bloody realistic though.
we'll who'd a thought it..?
A Dummy, acting...
the.devil.himself [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 3:35pm
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Ugggg, you're a damned retard. A BANNED retard!
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Muahahahaha! Multiaccounting motherfucker! Caught! Busted! You better kiss some serious ass, we all know how much this place means to your daily routine.
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NostraDomePiece [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:00pm
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he should step it up a notch and use his head next time
Necramonium [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 6:08pm
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Lol,what a idiot do you have to be to try this,the guys who do this trick succesfully (and even with the pro's it goes wrong sometimes)say don't try this at home.Try and explain this one to the emergency room. ![]()
the.devil.himself [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 12:34am
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Think you're making things more complicated than need be... How's this... the TOP cup, the one he places on the KNIFE first, has a "dot" on the top.... now he knows EXACTLY where the knife is at all times.
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NO performance artist in the world does this trick on a guess/gamble/whim PERIOD. They ALWAYS know where the "knife" is at all times.
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uggg you're a fucking retard faggot.
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the.devil.himself [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 12:49am
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ugggg, you're a damn BANNED retard.
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You're BANNED chump! Enjoy your NEW "doughnut" account, like "websta420", and the many many MANY other accounts you have created. SADLY, you don't realize that "banned" means, you are NOT WELCOME HERE. Now FUCK OFF, you illiterate, moronic, diluted steaming pile of colluding, self-rating, multi accounting, grammatically ignorant, BANNED shit!
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fake or not, the "concept" is hilarious !! i love watching STOOPID people doin STOOPID SHIT !!
kinda reminds me of ........ uh ... i forget
kinda like being back in high school !!!!
YEH-THATS IT !!! with a bunch'o dum asses doin stoopid shit, jess to get attention - KINDA LIKE THE DUMASSES ON THIS SITE ARGUE'IN AND CALLIN EACH OTHER STOOPID FUCKIN NAMES
some'o you lil'turds need to GROWTHEFUCKUP
have a nice day
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ben_sherman [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 8:36am
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Fake, anyone who's had a sharp pain like that would scream immediately. Unexpected or otherwise.
Funny video though, don't look into it too much guys!
nightowl12 [ban] | Jan 21 09 : 2:19am
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watch the youtube vid for extended footage! Director's cut! What you couldn't see in the cinemas!
http://au.youtube.com/wat ch?v=G5dlEt8-aRc
...wasn't that awesome
Gabe Assturd [ban] | Jan 21 09 : 9:03pm
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ummm... the trick goes as planned. that's what is supposed to happen. duh.
Коэн Скотт [ban] | Feb 3 09 : 2:32am
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Fake knife tip my ass! The reason he reacted so slowly is because he just impaled his fucking hand, ![]()
Job_Knockey [ban] | Jan 29 09 : 2:56pm
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Check out this clown's haircut, what a mong and the inevitable happened. I agree with the others, I think he should use his face next time, but get a real haircut first.
lionheartirc [ban] | Feb 7 09 : 11:17pm
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its a trick
here's how its done
he knows where the knife is the whole time by one of many ways. a few being by small mark on table where knife is put and also on the cup that covers the knife. people wouldn't normally see it and because of bad res (of video) neither can you.
now to the knife "in" his hand.
it's a knife tip stuck to the back of his hand.
NOTICE that you never see the back of his right hand the whole time until he turns hand so you can now see the "knife" in it.
next notice that the knife is "shorter" then the original one odd huh?? bad craftsmanship of the prop knife
and last notice that the REAL knife stops where his hand would hit this is why he spins the cups one more spot from where it stopped
this is how it is done in simple terms
it's just a magic trick just poorly performed
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andrewsafb [ban] | May 5 09 : 4:57pm
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It looks very real. The knife went right through his hand. And he was pretty shocked when it happened. He was really unlucky. On YouTube, it shows the very end of it in which his injured hand in wrapped in a bloody bandage. He says "Ta Dah" and the camera man chuckles. No reason to think it's not real. If it was a trick, wouldn't he have shown us his uninjured hand afterward?
josephdonald [ban] | Jun 16 09 : 11:37am
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fake if that were real the cup would not have crumpled like it did ![]()
goldengloves6310 [ban] | Jul 15 09 : 11:31pm
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haha, thats why you dont do that shit, fucking dumbass.
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JimmyJoe [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:05am
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I'm so pleased that he chose incorrectly. Fool.