Comments - Retard Fails Horribly at Knife Test

category: Funny | views: 96137 | posted on: 01/18/2009

Hopefully next time he will perform the same trick with the back of his neck.

JimmyJoe [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:05am

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I'm so pleased that he chose incorrectly. Fool.

illegalimmigrant [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 6:41am

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no that was the correct one; icon_beer.gif

hubbledriver [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:16am

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do you think he tried it again at some stage icon_redface.gif

the.devil.himself [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:21am

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OK i call fake. Performance art at it's worst.
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fag fag fag fag

the.devil.himself [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:36am

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On second glance this is fake as FUCK. Notice his injured hand is obviously kept away from camera view at all times?
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This type of video belongs on break, NOT NT. JESUS fucking christ. What a crock of shit.
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The fact that Brian posted this as "fact" makes US the "retards" not the trickster in question.
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fag fag fag

norm [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:35am

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got a nail in my paw once..screamed like a bitch

nando22 [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 9:21am

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hey norm icon_beer.gif

norm [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 12:51pm

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woof!

ugggggggg [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:38am

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the.devil.himself [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:36am
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On second glance this is fake as FUCK. Notice his injured hand is obviously kept away from camera view at all times?
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This type of video belongs on break, NOT NT. JESUS fucking christ. What a crock of shit.
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The fact that Brian posted this as "fact" makes US the "retards" not the trickster in question.
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fag fag fag""""""
if you hate this site so much qhy not simply fuck off? you wont be missed your 20+line speeches take up wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much internet space and the alts u create to spam me are very 1980,s.lol anyway PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DONT REPLY TO ME.i read some of yesterdays analysis and amatur phsycology and it was quite scarey u obviously sit there thinking of things to throw at me lol anyway im logging off soon,i have a nice dinner to eat.
hemp hemp hemp

Jesús Quintana [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:55am

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What were we all saying about you being a retard with no intellect?
Do you even read your own comments before posting? Weren't you correcting other people's grammar and spelling?
Now either you have fat fucking fingers and need a larger keyboard or you are as we say, a damned fool.

websta420 [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 6:04am

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So "Jesus" did you enjoy your weekend of passion at Satons special resort with the "Devil himself"? seriously though fuck of you bore. Get off ugggggggg's e~dick do you really have to stalk his every post with your pathetic attempt at cynical humour? the "devil himself" might get away with it but your just embarassing yourself trying to follow in your faggot lovers footsteps icon_wink.gif now go home.

soupcon [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 9:02am

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...and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out! I believe The Dude said it best to you..."Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." Chimes in Walter, "fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman." icon_cool.gif

im spethal [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 9:06am

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must be a bitch logging on 24 times to vote yourself up huh uggggg..u got a list of log in names there boy??

nando22 [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 9:30am

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24 votes what BS. dick dick dick

Jesús Quintana [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 2:55pm

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I smell multi accounting! Who's taking bets??? No way there is THAT many retards on this site encouraging ugggg.
NHo really, who is taking bets that uggggg is multiaccounting?

Don Quixote [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 3:46pm

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Multiple accounts? You've got to be kidding me. NT is rife with multiple accounts....and as for retards encouraging him, perhaps you should look just a little closer to home.

colchesterscott [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 3:18pm

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icon_cheesygrin.gif hey ugggggg bud i managed to get this vid to pause ya rite its defo fake ya could just get a glimse of the red on the back of his hand ,its taken me ages bud but did it ya votes great my man icon_lol.gif hemp hemp

Jesús Quintana [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 3:27pm

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^ proof that uggg supporters are retards, right here.
UGGGGG, stop multi accounting to praise yourself and you will stop getting banned, you fucking retard!

Necramonium [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 4:35pm

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His comment was not funny or anything else.He has to have multiple accounts.

Kaos2009 [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:46am

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Not sure if it is fake or not.
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But I can say with all certainty and FACT that this is lame and boring even if he did it properly.
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Don Quixote [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:46am

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Its no fake. The video evidence clearly shows us why Brian was at the hospital yesterday. icon_razz.gif

smart ass guy [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 11:39am

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i think its very fake to he was such a bad actor in this who would beleave this a 6 year old kid icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

johnnylaw [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:54am

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I stayed up for two days for this?

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 5:15am

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@ Johnny and Quixote: icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif
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@vid: That wasn't a retard, Brian. Even a retard would mark the top of the cup under which he put the knife. icon_rolleyes.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 5:03am

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I gotta Hand it to him...Nice try but no cigar icon_rolleyes.gif

Dai [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 5:35am

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fucking hell, that is what i calles a speared up magician!!!

myarse [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 5:56am

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i thinh his nickname is "lucky" jammy fucker got it right first time! icon_confused.gif icon_stoned.gif

olzstar [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 6:21am

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fake shit dont waste my time again

nightowl12 [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 6:50am

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He must be so confused. How could've he possibly messed it up! he had a 3 in 4 chance of winning!
.....what a dumb fuck icon_confused.gif

colchesterscott [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 7:20am

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icon_lol.gif wonder what sort of place he would go to do this shit ,a complementary coffee would be in order for the disapointment icon_evil.gif

dano4112 [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 7:37am

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If that were real, 5 stars. But it's not, David Lame is a bad actor...

Damo666 [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 8:05am

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giggade giggade goooooo

buze [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 8:49am

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FAKE AS SHIT
pause at 0:03 you can see the fake one over his right hand - whole trick is retarded

surf [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 9:21am

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As a licensed career counselor, I recommend the guy give up his magic career and go back to being a crash test dummy.

Dane42o [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 9:57am

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hah, you guys are fucked...arguing over who has more votes, ridiculous. I think everybody who comes in this site regularly knows the 'top comment' isn't usually the best one. On top of that, who cares!? It's gone the next day anyways!

Earth Nelson [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 10:03am

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Fake or not, it really sucked

ViceroyFizzlebottom [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 10:09am

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I created an account on this stupid site just to reiterate what a fucking loser ugggggggg must be to constantly vote his mundane, stupid ass comments to #1. Nice illiterate doucheness there ugggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggg

soupcon [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 10:17am

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None of us are qualified to make the real or fake determination. We must bring in the big gun...Fake Spotter, give us your infinite wisdom!...? icon_beer.gif

toejam [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 10:54am

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if you watch the better quality version you can see at the beginning that he has the fake knife-end on his top side hand right from the start. actually you can even see it on this one.

soupcon [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 11:06am

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LOL, yes I see it, I was just wanting Fake Spotter to comment to something that really is fake. Cheers and thumbs to you toejam, haven't seen you in awhile! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Fake Spotter [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 12:05pm

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Well isn't that just fucking typical. I have one day off and NT posts the fakest fake out there and I miss it.
I'm hanging my head in shame here.
ps. Fake

onebigfella [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 10:17am

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would someone please post a video of "ugggg, The Devil himself, and Jesus Quintana" being repeatedly sodomised and then killed please.
Would someone Ban these ignorant children? Or at the least have them sent back to Kindergarden?

disbelieve [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 10:42am

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ugggggggg [ban]
I'm going to go home and try my psychics Russian roulette

Get jiggy wit it [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 10:53am

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FFFFFAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEE EEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuckthiss [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 10:58am

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looks like "all went well" id pay to see that!

sben [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 2:15pm

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Fake? fake fakefakefake. Fake, "fake! fakefake, fake fake Fake!"

soupcon [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 3:54pm

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So, is your vote 'fake'? Hahaha, icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

journeyman [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 5:31pm

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Yes. Def'nate that he was a fake.
I heard him go 'pop' when the knife punctured his hand.
Bloody realistic though.
we'll who'd a thought it..?
A Dummy, acting...

gizzakiss [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 11:25pm

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yeah it might be fake. icon_cry.gif. but it sure made me laugh icon_beer.gif

Bentley [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 2:23pm

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VOTE!!!

Dadeathgodv [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 2:40pm

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im never guna attempt any Russian magic tricks.

vinpap [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 3:23pm

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LOSER!!!!! icon_cheesygrin.gif

the.devil.himself [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 3:35pm

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Ugggg, you're a damned retard. A BANNED retard!
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Muahahahaha! Multiaccounting motherfucker! Caught! Busted! You better kiss some serious ass, we all know how much this place means to your daily routine.
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fag fag fag

NostraDomePiece [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:00pm

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he should step it up a notch and use his head next time

orinoco [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 4:03pm

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FAKE!
if you look closely just before he brings his hand down you will see a fake blade stuck to the back of his hand!

Necramonium [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 6:08pm

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Lol,what a idiot do you have to be to try this,the guys who do this trick succesfully (and even with the pro's it goes wrong sometimes)say don't try this at home.Try and explain this one to the emergency room. icon_lol.gif

Meowingboxrental [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 8:41pm

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Fake can smd. get a life you fakies

shitstainonmycarpet [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 9:36pm

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HUUURRRAAAAY

tim74 [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 11:11pm

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That trick is pretty easy to decipher. The turntable makes it easy for him to keep track of the knife. I'm sure when he "mounts" the knife it pushes down a little nub which he feels for when stopping the thing before slamming down his fake injured hand.

the.devil.himself [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 12:34am

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Think you're making things more complicated than need be... How's this... the TOP cup, the one he places on the KNIFE first, has a "dot" on the top.... now he knows EXACTLY where the knife is at all times.
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NO performance artist in the world does this trick on a guess/gamble/whim PERIOD. They ALWAYS know where the "knife" is at all times.
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uggg you're a fucking retard faggot.
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fag fag fag fag

yaywootyaypenis! [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 10:46am

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the.devil.itself hiys hows ur shitbox?lol
wank
wank
wank icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif

the.devil.himself [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 12:49am

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ugggg, you're a damn BANNED retard.
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You're BANNED chump! Enjoy your NEW "doughnut" account, like "websta420", and the many many MANY other accounts you have created. SADLY, you don't realize that "banned" means, you are NOT WELCOME HERE. Now FUCK OFF, you illiterate, moronic, diluted steaming pile of colluding, self-rating, multi accounting, grammatically ignorant, BANNED shit!
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fag fag fag fag banned banned banned BANNED BANNED

BEERMAN [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 7:20am

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fake or not, the "concept" is hilarious !! i love watching STOOPID people doin STOOPID SHIT !!
kinda reminds me of ........ uh ... i forget
kinda like being back in high school !!!! icon_cheesygrin.gif
YEH-THATS IT !!! with a bunch'o dum asses doin stoopid shit, jess to get attention - KINDA LIKE THE DUMASSES ON THIS SITE ARGUE'IN AND CALLIN EACH OTHER STOOPID FUCKIN NAMES
some'o you lil'turds need to GROWTHEFUCKUP icon_rolleyes.gif
have a nice day icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

ben_sherman [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 8:36am

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Fake, anyone who's had a sharp pain like that would scream immediately. Unexpected or otherwise.
Funny video though, don't look into it too much guys!

TOOL [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 8:56am

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wow magic.. icon_rolleyes.gif
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vinced [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 5:16pm

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Needs to start an apprenticeship with David Copperfield or Chris Angel.

Krack666 [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 7:59pm

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LMFAO!!! You guys are great!!!!

georgevecchio [ban] | Jan 19 09 : 10:05pm

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fake! icon_neutral.gif

danylobn [ban] | Jan 20 09 : 9:39pm

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all fake
i know that trick

nightowl12 [ban] | Jan 21 09 : 2:19am

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watch the youtube vid for extended footage! Director's cut! What you couldn't see in the cinemas!
http://au.youtube.com/wat ch?v=G5dlEt8-aRc
...wasn't that awesome

NEMISIS [ban] | Jan 21 09 : 8:43am

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if it were real wouldn't you pull your hand away immediately? icon_question.gif lame! icon_neutral.gif

SBW_ICE [ban] | Jan 21 09 : 5:38pm

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hahahahahaha hahahahahaha stupid arse

Gabe Assturd [ban] | Jan 21 09 : 9:03pm

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ummm... the trick goes as planned. that's what is supposed to happen. duh.

smokeykiller51 [ban] | Jan 22 09 : 5:09pm

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maybe fack but still funny

peghook [ban] | Jan 22 09 : 11:42pm

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Wanna be a tough guy next time use your forehead icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif

TR_Wolf [ban] | Jan 23 09 : 2:14pm

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Course it's fake. The reason he doesnt move his hand straight away is because he has a false blade tip and wound attatched to the back of his hand, so he slams his hand onto the empty cup, and voila! It looks like he hit the knife.

Коэн Скотт [ban] | Feb 3 09 : 2:32am

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Fake knife tip my ass! The reason he reacted so slowly is because he just impaled his fucking hand, icon_razz.gif

angelyz [ban] | Jan 26 09 : 4:33am

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omg is this what stupid ppl do on thier day off, icon_idea.gif

taxsa [ban] | Jan 28 09 : 1:54am

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ahahaha damn that shits funny. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Job_Knockey [ban] | Jan 29 09 : 2:56pm

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Check out this clown's haircut, what a mong and the inevitable happened. I agree with the others, I think he should use his face next time, but get a real haircut first.

CAMACHO [ban] | Jan 31 09 : 9:17pm

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this is one trick that i would love 2 see over and over again

lionheartirc [ban] | Feb 7 09 : 11:17pm

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its a trick
here's how its done
he knows where the knife is the whole time by one of many ways. a few being by small mark on table where knife is put and also on the cup that covers the knife. people wouldn't normally see it and because of bad res (of video) neither can you.
now to the knife "in" his hand.
it's a knife tip stuck to the back of his hand.
NOTICE that you never see the back of his right hand the whole time until he turns hand so you can now see the "knife" in it.
next notice that the knife is "shorter" then the original one odd huh?? bad craftsmanship of the prop knife
and last notice that the REAL knife stops where his hand would hit this is why he spins the cups one more spot from where it stopped
this is how it is done in simple terms
it's just a magic trick just poorly performed
lionheartircAThotmailDOTc om

toughluck [ban] | Feb 13 09 : 7:44pm

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LOL ITs Brian Brushwood, of course its fake but still a decent trick

greg22 [ban] | Feb 17 09 : 9:16pm

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this guy must have been really board icon_stoned.gif

apwbd [ban] | Feb 23 09 : 9:55pm

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it looks fake but so funny
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queenbee; [ban] | Mar 8 09 : 9:35pm

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That's fuck'dd haha iif iitt'ss real, tha'tt would hur'tt liike a biitchh icon_stoned.gif

Aerothas [ban] | Mar 18 09 : 11:07am

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lol fake but still funny icon_beer.gif

sidekick87 [ban] | Mar 23 09 : 7:25pm

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...annnnnnnnd it diddn't go well

ARiES [ban] | Apr 9 09 : 12:07pm

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good job jerk off

if6ws9 [ban] | May 3 09 : 3:26pm

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Good trick! The guy DIDN'T get stabbed. That's the trick. Very nice. Pro even.

andrewsafb [ban] | May 5 09 : 4:57pm

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It looks very real. The knife went right through his hand. And he was pretty shocked when it happened. He was really unlucky. On YouTube, it shows the very end of it in which his injured hand in wrapped in a bloody bandage. He says "Ta Dah" and the camera man chuckles. No reason to think it's not real. If it was a trick, wouldn't he have shown us his uninjured hand afterward?

Inmate313 [ban] | May 11 09 : 9:54am

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his "pshycic selection" icon_cheesygrin.gif yeah right...

olzstar [ban] | May 16 09 : 11:08am

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bit late aint you icon_stoned.gif

MachuPichu [ban] | May 17 09 : 11:01pm

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He won! ...trip to the hospital icon_cheesygrin.gif

jus2sik [ban] | May 19 09 : 2:50am

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the strange thing is i saw where it went!

josephdonald [ban] | Jun 16 09 : 11:37am

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fake if that were real the cup would not have crumpled like it did icon_razz.gif

L0UIS_IN_FL0RIDA [ban] | Jul 20 09 : 12:35am

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ouch! icon_beer.gif

goldengloves6310 [ban] | Jul 15 09 : 11:31pm

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haha, thats why you dont do that shit, fucking dumbass.

Thrashkill666 [ban] | Aug 8 09 : 12:17pm

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You never see the back of his hand..

Mr_Supreme88 [ban] | Aug 11 09 : 6:06am

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DAMN...i think his goin 2 find a new profesion icon_rolleyes.gif

MadTarnsman [ban] | Aug 13 09 : 8:05am

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...erms...I think the guy was a fledgling magician..*blinks*

drccoco [ban] | Sep 25 09 : 6:49pm

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fake

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