Fuck you Brian i was about to eat some pancakes! darn you!!!!

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but
unfortunately only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger says "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA
basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I
died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the
former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated
woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential
future President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, " I am the President of the
United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world
politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in
the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people
not to die". So he takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten
year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good
person and a priest I will give you the last parachute".
The boy replies "No problem, there is also a parachute for you.
America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."

Wow. I can't believe there are three idiots out there to give this joke a thumbs up. It would be marginally funny if it was Obama, because HE'S touted as the most intelligent president ever. Bush never was.
That being said, I'm pretty sure that after a few years of Obama, we'll be looking back at the Bush years as the "good old days."

That's definately a good example of the "death grip".

Good to see was driving with both hands on the wheel.

Well that sure is a "sticky" situation..

Stan is that you .........

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Somebody get a spatula a flip him before he burns..

ideally, i'd like to avoid dying like this.

Shit I wonder if his load was perishable.

He should have stuck to driving the short bus.

No, remember he was fired for texting...

He didn't learn his lesson then.

Seatbelts save lives.

A seat belt didn't save him

@HarveyTwinkletoes,they do,but this soooooooooooooooo happens to be a full HEAD on impact.no chance

Not much point in me suggesting safety boots and a crash helmet then.

@Tape.i reckon a hi vis vest would have saved him

mmm pancakes i might go cook some

This should happen to all tailgaters. So many times I have been tempted to just slam on the brakes for no reason. Flash your lights at me you fucker and this is what you get.

Did the airbag deploy? Not that it would have really mattered anyways...it probably would have exploded.

so, wtf is a crash diet? just wondering.

...this is an example, his beer belly was reduced significantly

he was told to Head East,
now he's Flat as a Pancake...
sorry..

a crash diet is when your lower abdomen explodes!!

I no see nothing.

Not a moment too soon either... just in time for swimwear season!

He'll be OK
He'll be just fine..
NOt even a scratch on this guy
he just needs to catch his breath

Is Truck Drive Pancaked in Horrific Crash Died?

MaY I explane , WE ALREADY HAVE AN IS HE DIED POSTER ON NT , try something else , you may get a vote then , HAVE a nice day and KEEP ON GRINNIN

He seems to be in a pinch right now.

Who the hell was filming this? Michael J. Fox?

See...seatbelts do save lives.

That looks like a sticky situation

he was driving a consatina truck

is shocking video died?

wow

That's what you get if your a fat trucker.

Now he's a flat trucker. Just wondering, who's going to pry his ass out of there? Sure are a lot of people standing around doing nothing.

Damn sleepy mexicans, you can see him enjoying siesta time while everyones trying to clean up the mess he made.

where is the shocking video?

And through it all he never lost his 2 and 10 o'clock steering wheel grip.

Mr Miyagi say: use tripod when zoom lot Michael J Fox.

shit brian lied to me,he said there would be pancakes here.fuck thankz man
now thats its hot means i will cooling of by wiping my sweat off on your baggage!!!

cooool :)
idiot driver

Thats one big-ass accordian!

DING DING DING! Yoouuuuuuurrrr OUT!

"I'll show you cramps"

You butter flip him before one side gets too dark

at least it would have been a quick death

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He's pining for the fjords.

Truck Driver Needed
Long Hours
Good Pay
Must be able to handle pressure

Oh, I'm shocked! What a horrific crash!

the fire crew cut a half inch slot, and slid him out

his hands were still at ten and two.

will smith is the shit...

he suk at driving

tavo. And now u can´t because? Pussy

WOW TAPEWORM IS SOME UGLY BOLD LOOKING FREAK.

Capslock

THE WORST PART ......HE HAD AN ERECTION

not mutch to see.

for this one they didnt use the jaws of life to get him out, just a regular can opener
sorry

my aunt makes pancakes too, her name is Jemima

And they said his sister was Flat

Is pancake driver...not died?

"I think he's dead, Jim."

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my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes. He's a catholic converter

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what the hell?! there's no truck left not to mention the truck driver. ive heard of crumple zones but thats rediculous.

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Ironically he was hauling boxes of Bisquick and he rear-ended a truck full of maple syrup???SHUT THE FUCK UP YA FUCKING CUNT!

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was he blind