Hey, cmon he needed bus fare. Do you know another way to get it?

I was hoping the victom would deliver a nutshot to the mugger. I guess not.

Crap, I should have spell checked.

go get a job you jobless porch monkey!

fucking monkeys always gota steal shoes, id pull a dirty harry and bring out my 357 magnum and i would jam that cold steel barrel into your mouth and say feeling lucky punk! try fighting this bullet from 10 feet asshole! i would never shoot anyone unless i was being shot at but i would scare the fuck outa him

He even took the guys pants? Reckon so he couldn't chase after him and keep slapping him like a bitch!

those are nice shoes