Comments - Dumbass Biker Celebrates Victory One Lap Early

category: Funny | views: 87486 | posted on: 06/18/2009

If he had been better at counting he never would have become a motorcycle racer in the first place.

9Circles [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 1:22am

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Shock - Anger - Fear - Embarrassment in another not quite so easy step.

fasttony55 [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 6:27am

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poor Bob could ride a bike like noone else but couldnt count for toffee. icon_cry.gif

illegalimmigrant2 [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:10am

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ahhhhhhhhh IDIOT. talk about going from happy to duhhhhh in a sec. icon_lol.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:10am

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Now pay attention to the bright color signs your pit crew hold up you fucking tard icon_rolleyes.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:10am

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So he cant count or read numbers... icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

mrmasta50 [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 7:12am

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or see his pit crew

Mycod74 [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:15am

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He spotted the cunt that sold him a shit bag of weed in the crowd....reduced his speed and shaked his fist.

hubbledriver [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:16am

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he saw the slut he rode last night and gave her a wave and then just lost the plot icon_rolleyes.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:17am

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This has to be the bikers equivalent to premature ejaculation....From orgasm joy to flaccid failure in a few awful seconds.

ugggggggg [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:21am

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Motorbiker's should have an abacuss attached to there bikes,so if there having a race,they simply flip a bean to indicate which lap they have done/on/doing!!!!! this would simplify the race proceedure a medium bit.
hemp hemp hemp icon_confused.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:58am

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When my wife and I are racing to the finish, I'm forever flipping her bean.

tavo [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:22am

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I know how he feels... The other day at the club a girl was giving me dirty looks. I was sure i scored. but when i got close to ask her name she said with a deep voice: "My name is Mike!" icon_evil.gif

SBFC4LIFE [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:23am

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Is the Dumbass Biker that Celebrates Victory One Lap Early Died?

surf [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 6:33am

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Yes. From embarassment... icon_cheesygrin.gif

norm [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 6:43am

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huh..hes a dead dog

SpankyMcMeat [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 7:35am

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Leave that ruffian to me.

orenocko [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 8:12am

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Oh SBC4Life is a ruffian alright!
http://www.evilchili.com/ videos/30854/Cat_...ks_A_ Rottweiler
fuckin' badass! icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

Gordon_Freeman [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 10:50am

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ruffians

Mr Me [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:50pm

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is it about time you two retire

Rangi [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 10:14pm

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Bahaaa!

Preacher [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:25am

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Yep he suffers from prematorie a jackulation

melittlerascal1 [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:25am

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If you think Simone, was embarrassed then...wait til you see what his "pit crew" did to his pit after that mea culpa icon_eek.gif

sadbastard [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:35am

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With this level of intelligence he should be contributing to N.T., or, at the very least, running it.

NUIYZ [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:42am

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Ach du liber!

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:42am

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Kinda hard to regain the lead when you realize you're the most pathetic dumb-ass to everyone watching.

dbcooper [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 8:34am

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...and Karma says he'd have to get slingshotted over the handlebars in the process of trying! icon_twisted.gif icon_beer.gif

dam [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:53am

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what a loser...literally! icon_beer.gif

zilla [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:54am

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He was holding up his finger to let everyone know there is 1 lap left.

Alteregoriginal [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 5:05am

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I've invented a new combined word for him: stunt.

ToEjaMxD [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 5:09am

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julio simon.. the name says it all icon_stoned.gif

Killrockstar [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 5:19am

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Embarrassing is a understatement! icon_eek.gif

colchesterscott [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 5:24am

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icon_cheesygrin.gif what a prick

kill-9 [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 5:28am

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That's rough. Seen it in about every sport now. But still not as bad as Leon Lett in Superbowl 27...
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http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=VE1G-Dn7nUs

snakester [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 6:12am

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@kill-9
Thanks....I had never seen this one before...hahahahahahaha. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

droo [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 5:28am

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I'm guilty of prematurely finishing things also. icon_cry.gif

bollockstoit [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 5:44am

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there's nothing wrong with that... just get the job done and on to the footy

olzstar [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 5:31am

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how do u feel? icon_cheesygrin.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 5:35am

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what a douche. he'll never live that down.

TOOL [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 5:58am

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Wow what a freakin idiot.

snakester [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 6:03am

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He's gonna lean on his boss's LAP and get a spanking icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

electraglide07 [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 6:13am

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I forgot there were other bikes there too.

ThePinkSkinnedBusToTunaTown [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 6:19am

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Uncle Fester [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 6:25am

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At least he got the dumbass award.

Genuine Imatation [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 6:33am

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I'm just glad he isn't my banker.

plainbob13 [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 6:41am

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LMAO! thats what ya get with a big ego.

jitwad [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 6:53am

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shit, I'm embarrased

buze [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 7:01am

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It was his teams fault, he said he saw the 'L1' sign one lap earlier than the actual last lap.

MachuPichu [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 7:26am

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It's just like when you finally take your girlfriend to a motel. You're happy as hell, till the bitch says, "We can't have sex, I'm on my period"

Eron76 [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 7:27am

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He should of crashed afterwards so everyone would have felt sorry for his dumbass icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

kingkobrabigDICK [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 7:36am

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icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif THIS MOTHER FUCKER MUST OF FELT LIKE 10TH PLACE

dbcooper [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 7:43am

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Considering he has intermitent Attention Deficit Disorder and Dyslexia every other lap, icon_eek.gif he done alright. icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

hugefkstk [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 7:48am

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Between this and constant pre-mature ejaculation how does a guy like that manage to live life with any dignity icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

colchesterscott [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 7:55am

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icon_cheesygrin.gif well bit like the mps that are here in england stupid

SpankyMcMeat [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 8:24am

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The other guys racing past his dumb ass were probably laughing their asses off.

chico escuela [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 9:24am

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Had to be a stupid beaner like me.

HehHehHeh [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 9:28am

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What?! Can't these Mexicans count? I hope they are Mexicans, otherwise I will look like even more of an idiot.

WIDESCREEN [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 9:46am

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Title should be:
How to get Owned at 150 MPH

TOOL [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 9:57am

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What a freakin wanker.

Jack Straw [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 10:18am

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Stupid fuck. Should stick to smoking grass and watching TV.

Gordon_Freeman [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 10:30am

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must sports are boring and stupid mostly casue the guy talking, I don't even know what lenguage this one is using but is making me hate this video icon_cry.gif

deleted user [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 10:32am

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sadbastard [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 10:48am

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He must feel a proper 'Brian' for doing such a silly thing.

Deleted User No. 8 [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 10:52am

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He is so stupid he stares at an orange juice carton every morning for an hour cause it says "concentrate"
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fuat [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 11:02am

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shit.. he only got 4th place instead that must hurt

ongtrum8888 [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 11:08am

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F11111111111111111111
http://www.gaixinh9x.net

Krazy [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 11:13am

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Hit: Shift+Alt+F4 now, please come again icon_cheesygrin.gif

josephdonald [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 11:11am

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why celebrate anyway?
Just go home and enjoy your win. icon_exclaim.gif icon_mad.gif

raspberry ripple [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 12:44pm

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Poor hunchback icon_sad.gif icon_cry.gif
I bet the foreign jonny sponsors were hopping mad at this clot. icon_cool.gif

izzydied? [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 1:00pm

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STFU icon_beer.gif HE WAS JUST WAVING TO HIS MOM!!

Frankcy [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 1:09pm

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Diese mann ist ein dumbkopf!!!

vincepatrick [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 1:34pm

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This happens in every race at the special olymipcs icon_stoned.gif

myarse [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 1:44pm

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cunt icon_confused.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_lol.gif

@$$H@IR_760 [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 2:21pm

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I cant think of anything else to say, but what a dumbass!!!

horseface-1981 [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 3:29pm

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his first job was a bingo caller he made a balls of that to icon_lol.gif

GermsRbad [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 3:36pm

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icon_beer.gif icon_cry.gif icon_stoned.gif l0l

Gordon_Freeman [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 3:49pm

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hahaha stupid idiot icon_cheesygrin.gif

mackattack [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:41pm

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Is the douchebag who post's these vids really named Brian. If so then fuck Brian, fuck NT, and fuck Brian's staff. Actually, I'm just trying to get DELETED since I'll never get COTD. Cheers Brian icon_beer.gif

nando22 [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 4:47pm

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am so icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

rivm [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 5:10pm

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Haha what a tit.

TimmerNM [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 5:35pm

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Early, is late. icon_beer.gif

disbelieve [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 6:09pm

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HAHA
DOpe
and racing .. hmm

whattheshit? [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 7:58pm

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what is it today with brain,did the guy eat some bratwurst today i need shit with english in it damn im but a simple baggage handler!!!
i love it when people look out the plane windows makes me wanna give em a how by fuckin up their shit!!!

LUVPUSS [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 8:15pm

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DUMASS icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

Earth Nelson [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 9:49pm

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wonder what he thought that sign meant...first place?!

bruja [ban] | Jun 19 09 : 12:56am

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is you humor died?

fasttony55 [ban] | Jun 19 09 : 1:15am

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too much carbon monoxide in his helmet.

sqwishyboots! [ban] | Jun 19 09 : 1:52am

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i hope hes got his vasiline, couse hes gunna get FUCKED! icon_cheesygrin.gif

agentrasta [ban] | Jun 19 09 : 3:13pm

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hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Imah2L [ban] | Jun 19 09 : 5:30pm

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Never yell "Hi Mom" from the race track.

jaymac [ban] | Jun 20 09 : 10:16pm

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nice fuckin english rteaard ohh i mean retarded cunt. sbfc4life bottom of the food chain wanker are you a downie??

Fusion King [ban] | Jun 21 09 : 8:36pm

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Dumbass! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! icon_stoned.gif icon_cool.gif icon_beer.gif

done_ssss [ban] | Jun 25 09 : 7:21pm

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ahahahahaha karma's a bitch!! icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

Dbap [ban] | Jun 26 09 : 10:21am

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He can look on the bright side at least he didn't pull a wheelie and fall off.

Jammin Mon [ban] | Jun 27 09 : 8:30am

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Hahahahha Slow one icon_stoned.gif

SPIDER2G [ban] | Jun 27 09 : 11:35am

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jajjajaja icon_razz.gif

elisabeth09 [ban] | Jun 28 09 : 10:38am

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There is a legit site (syphtr) that tells directors/reps
about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still
struggling, just FYI.

gbtwest [ban] | Jul 1 09 : 7:42pm

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if the other racers keep going, the race probably isnt over yet

Grga80 [ban] | Sep 1 09 : 12:00pm

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hahha..soo dumb..like my mum..loool

drccoco [ban] | Oct 2 09 : 2:53pm

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kinda blew that

Gordon_Freeman [ban] | Jun 18 09 : 10:43am

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I know you fucking english name jojo! I gave it to you! I hope that fucker @droo is having fun listenint you annoying whining in the fucked up hybrid version of english you speak in you stupid cunt icon_cry.gif

deleted user [ban] | Dec 31 69 : 4:00pm

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