Jockeys today @ Ascot races will wear black armbands out of respect for Micheal Jackson
Who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.

"Hes in the Chilleeeer, Chilleeeer yeah"

Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world to be safe".
The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.

actually they died on the same day

Actually he didn't die from a heart attack. He was found in the childrens ward having a stroke

made in china.

Is Michael Jackson Died????

Yes, I am afraid so, so if all you NTers will grab your crotch and take a moment of silence to BEAT IT.... BEAT IT.....

Maybe he was looking at The Man In The mirror....

Doesn't get much more topical than that, Killer

MJ died such a slow public death, The death of the J5 TV show in 1975:Passing of Ben his pet Rat& Rimjob his ferret (suffocated in his sphincter July 4th/5th 1977)The death of his nostrils and scalp in the Pepsi commercial(1986), death of Mr Chips his chimp (colon cancer 1992), and now this, I don't think he can come back from this latest setback *guitar*/////*drums* Die Motherfucker Die...

who gives a fuck that one less jigaboo we have to worry about

just herd jako is doing a come back thriller 2

I am so Happy that Pedophile Jackson bit the dust! The only thing worse than him screwing around with kids is the sick fuckwit parents that accepted cash from him!
what kind of scum parents allow their kids to have sleepover with that freak?!!
I dont give a shit about his music or any other things he gave to society, he was a scumbag pedophile and i hope he burns in Hell!!!!

sheesh

LOL... OneBigFella made the Nazi say "sheesh"..kudos to him

o yes mj die oj in a prison and obama was selected and usa steel fucking racist god bless america!!!!

he just died he just got the bill for all the paedophile law suits

1.michael jackson has been dead for 23 years. the man responsible for billy jean, the moon walk, the wiz, dead.
2. that weird thing that claims to be michael jackson, looks like the female doc from "planet of the apes", molests kids with "jesus juice", talkin about some "peter pan" shit, that weird thing will follow among the ranks of undead music icons.
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yup, you heard it here first. now, assholes are gonna claim that "michael is alive, him and tupac are on a tropical island somewhere", or "they are both chillin with elvis"...
the REAL michael died somewhere between the first nose surgery and one of the skin lightenings.

He's the first person in history born a black man and dying as an Asian woman.

I guess jojo was going to fast for that bend

GODZILLAAAAA!!!

DELETED

Thriller.

First Guy said "riding a scooter is easy, just do what i do". Second guy took him too literally.

ABC ... scooter's crashing can you say 123 ....

I guess Asians are immune to resistance forces. I watched that 10 times in a row and it was funny every time.

Im sure all those people were planning on checking out the hurt guy but they had just heard michael jackson was dead..

Anyone ever been to Italy? those fucking scooters are all over the place there

At NT we are like a band of brothers...like the Jackson 5 there are the talented ones, the gay, the ones that try too hard, the ones the take up space

The bad news is Michael Jackson is dead.
The good news is they found Madeline Mcann under his bed

what?? I thought I left her under mine...

as lame as it was, thanks for the vote up pink.

Some brilliant Jacko jokes out today.
Rumour has it though he's not clinically dead yet. He's just in the Children's ward having a stroke

R.I.P
Easy as 1, 2, 3

it was for effort

Jackson's not dead!.
It's all a carefully staged hoax designed to whip up MJ hysteria prior to a tour he feared he could not fulfill, and appease all his critics.
Think I'm sick?. Just wait and see!
He'll no doubt slope off for a bit of plastic surgery and become a recluse on a distant island somewhere

after careful examination of this video i have determined that JoJo is died

1.michael jackson has been dead for 23 years. the man responsible for billy jean, the moon walk, the wiz, dead.
2. that weird thing that claims to be michael jackson, looks like the female doc from "planet of the apes", molests kids with "jesus juice", talkin about some "peter pan" shit, that weird thing will follow among the ranks of undead music icons.
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yup, you heard it here first. now, assholes are gonna claim that "michael is alive, him and tupac are on a tropical island somewhere", or "they are both chillin with elvis"...
the REAL michael died somewhere between the first nose surgery and one of the skin lightenings.

the guy did have some good music.Ill bet most people have enjoyed his music at one time or another..few will admit it though..who really knows what happened anyways with the kids..all the dumbfucks on here sure dont.anyone who can moonwalk like him cant be all bad.now beat it you fools..har har har..what sayeth you?????

I guess, 'This is it.'

I hope that he gets buried with a GI Joe and a can of Jesus Juice shoved up his ass.

scooter boys and there toys did they think they where riding real bikes at that speed and angle.

shit just when i th9ught i might never hear another michael jackson joke, the fag up and dies, now everyone fag out there has a new joke

It is no joke what killed him. He expired after eating a 6-year old weiner.

oh thats fuckin hilarious

Noone knew this asian so it isn't fair to say they were awful.

How the fuck can you crash with a scooter !!!!!!!!!!!! Loosers try 250km/m with a ninja 1000r then you can crash !!! As for that car....probably a woman driver you can clearly see that she's over the line !

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
250km/m hahahahahahahaha
That would be very fast !!!!

Did you hear some asshole killed Farrah Fawcett?

he he get it? she had anal cancer....?

that is fuckin hilarious, that deserves COTD

I remember where I was when I heard Elvis had died. Now I can remember where I was when I heard MJ had died.

I heard some thunder yesterday, it must of been Elvis kicking Michaels ass for fucking around with his daughter.

That slanted vision will get them everytime.

lol fuckers leanin that scooter like it was a damn sports bike thats wht u get faggots!!! and for mj that's what u get for touchin kids!!!
dont mind the tiny holes in the plane....they are speed holes!!!!

Michael Jackson is now in hell where he is forced to have sex with adult women. Farrah Fawcett is also in hell where she is forced to have sex with Michael Jackson. The world has a way of working itself out. hahaha

Wow!
That sort of thing is really hard on front bumpers!
Not a big issue, but didn't the Chinese invent Ping-Pong?

What's with all the Mickey J references today, is he sick or something?

HAHA ANYONE ELSE CATCH HOW HITTING THE SCOOTER MADE THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS TURN ON! MITSUBISHI FTW

Yep to wipe of the shit !

Fucking Jojo, I'm going to make an Asian-sized handbag, put you in it, zip it up and throw it off a cliff.

Got an upgrade !!! Before you put Jojo in the bag, we could all get around the bag and cum in it ! Like bukkake...just an idea

i do believe its FAYKE WITH A Y IN IT

what a thriller!!!!!!!!

Scoot over!!!

hahahaha WIPEOUT!!!!

different white women died, it was farrah fawcett

TAKWONDONE....

It was Wun Dum Fuc on the first scooter and his cousin Dum Fuc Tu on the second.

@ kingkobrabigDICK; You come up with some funny shit but, you need an avi! Just as long as it's not a picture of a penis. There's far too many dicks on this site.

well there it is... i think!!!

kingkobrabigDICK; Nice Avi! I hope you saved some beer in that keg for the rest of us......

1 vote, WTF!

There! Now you got two votes

no shortage of stupidity traveling in both directions.

DUDE THAT WAS FUCKIN SWEET!!!! ROFL

is it me or is jojo getting better looking..any doctors out there,,my right elbow area hurts and my hand goes numb..any suggestions?

Definitely a pinched nerve from masturbating too much. Find a hobby.

Take those fucking handbags over your head and tie the straps to a fucking tree.

I AM SOO TOTALLY INNOCENT SO JUST BEAT IT

go kill yourself

Isn't it Ironic that Michael Jackson died at 2:10pm
Where the big hand touches the little hand...

I've come to the conclusion that Asia is one big car accident waiting to happen. Blind fucks. The dumb bitch carrying the baby in front of the oncoming truck was a wise move. Stupid cunt.

Love how those cheap Asian scooters disintegrate so completely on impact. Must be built in sweatshops by Asian kids with no shoes. Top notch quality control there. LMFAO @ the dumb bitch who walked right in front of the truck with her kid. That would've made this vid a whole lot better if the truck hit them. No doubt the trucker was blind, too. I've come to the conclusion that Asia full of blind fuckers and is just an accident waiting to happen. You ride a scooter in Asian countries, you've got a serious death wish.

I got the feeling you may enjoy this
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=K5mwsRSeFvs
you seem to have a lot of love in your heart and feel like spreading it to the world, cheers to that mate

Thanks for the link. Looks like they all had their hair cut by beavers.

Or, Awful Asian Scooter Trash

awful asian! stop right there.

Ok the guy is at the top left of your screen after impact. Count how many you see run to his aid. Yep Zero, WTF is wrong with people?

yeah he fucked up big time, here's my condolences... michael jackson, R.I.P fucker from CALI...

yea, that was awful, they could of wrecked better than that.

is he died?

Were the racing faggio's.

That fucking avatar is FANTASTIC PUSS!!!!!!

Asians can't help that they see sideways while they're driving!!

doritos con cheese...

nice hit

Power Slide

Fuck this orientals! fuck´em with a big rubber dick!

take your rubber dick and eat it, or stfu!

I will right after I fuck your mama with it

I thought George Carlin was supposed to be funny

P I N B A L L

is Michael Jackson died?

Scooters are like fat chics.. fun to ride but noone wants to be seen on one

Disco Sucks.....(still)

FUCK MICHAEL JACKSON

I fucked him once, it sucked!

more like Awesome Asian Scooter Crash. the title comment of this vid is the greatist.

ouch!!

High score!

this is side splitting funny

FAKE!!!

Is the asian scooter riders Died?

No he is not, he is in the nicest place where people don´t pay taxes at all

OMG

They should have handy tip's supplied in booklets supplied with each scooter!!!!!!!!! hey presto with each read ,the driver learns a fancy new tip! such as this tip"never drive in slush"petition your warrior/mp and DEMAND A TIP BOOKLET!!!!!
hemp hemp hemp

Not to worry. That'll buff right out.

NOW I SEE WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO BE ASIAN

lol this is nothing comparing to this.. take a look
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Bangin fat chicks is kinda like riding a scooter....its fun to ride, till your friends find out....

cool

For some reason, this video reminded me of sliding into home...

that looks like fun! i had a scooter and a left arm now no more

Maybe he or she should of opend there eyes more oh too soon lol sucks for the dude lol.

what makes this crash so awful?

the crashing of awful asian scooters

Dec 31 69?

nothing awful about that... just a couple of knob heads hammering it,

explosive action

You and your handbags ......BEAT IT! and leave us alone, we are in mourning for MJ! http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=DtaRppWaqGc...re=ch annel_page

Leave that ruffian to me.

o hello Jojo. I would like to become your friend. wait... NOT!

Jojo have you no shame MJ is died?

Jojo, your mother sucks dick for donuts.
Now go away.

i saw you ricochet off of the bumper of a '73 datsun at like 120 mph. you are died i proclaimed !! fucking asians are like cockroaches.

Seriously...post some stat's showing what your spamming really has done...nobody likes a spammer