Do they eat road kill in China?

Absorutely

i think that crosswalk is intended for that to happen. kind of a bubi trap.

Abbey Road is dangerous.

Wearing black, in the dark He was playing...Now you see me, now you dont...

DELETED

They're starting to get pretty blatant with this organ harvesting business.

Deathcar indeed.

DON'T GO INTO TBE LIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

wonder how many hours it took the ambulance to get there

went there a few years back - I was lucky to escape with my life (whether that's a good or bad thing)

is this an outtake from jacksons thriller night...

there's a lesson here:
zebra crossing's dont turn you into superman.

hey ass goblin!!!!!

so you would'nt fuck him?

it serves him right he wasent even on the crossing the swine pig.

come to china see our wonder country and momuments and nature, get run over, be interrogated for being a capitalist pig spy in a dank room.
dont mind the tiny holes in the plane....they are speed holes!!!!

Those lines on the ground are supposed to make you invincible or invisible ?

Dibs on the Rowex.

I THOUGHT THAT DRIVER DID WELL TO GET A DIRECT HIT IN THE DARK COME THAT WAS GOOD ...I SAY 74 POINTS AS DIDNT BREAK A HEADLAmp

He was like a Chinese deer in the headlights!
Do they have Chinese deer?

Yes, but, it's called teriyaky deer... --- It's good with noodles!

Open your eyes fucker.....oh wait a second.

1-2-3 (hey!)
look at Mister Lee
3-4-5
look at him diiiie
mr lee, mr lee OH! mr lee

"A B C
It's easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, do re mi"
Jackson 5, you know

and rice

that vid was suckie suckie long time

to easy! funny language to hear in slow moo

im banging farrah right now asshats

In your dreams knob gobbler... Hey did they have to put much make-up on @ the Funeral parlour?..

Chinese pedestrians, Chinese drivers, they're all blind anyway. The astonishing thing is this doesn't happen more often. For Christ's sake, people, open your fucking eyes!

is he died?

no im not died you dumb cat

Hey jackoffjackson; go suck Mike's dick, get Aids, and then die.

I just saw a light, my imagination about videos doesn´t go so far

somebody wrote 'bubi trap', well done fucknut.

fake! that wsnt a zebra crossin, i was a chink.

Once a chink, always a chink.

NOT USING SNAKE SKIN

Can you hear me now? now

tripping the light fantastic

DO THE FUCKING MATH
+1 step = smashed by car
-1 step = wait on sidewalk for 5 fucking seconds

sun was in his eyes

Maybe he couldn't see those bright fucking headlights bearing down on him?

population control is a good thing!

what kind of retart crosses heavy traffic in the dark of night like its nothing

what kind of retard crosses heavy traffic period in China....is a better question.

Pedestrians are not your friends especially if you drive.But other drvers will still try and stop you,take them out first. good luck

Shut the fuck up.

Leave my beloved alone!

@notjojo: dude i don't want to break ur heart, but jojo's a big time hoe...

and a bloke.

Damn, I thought that be Jojo in the crosswalk...

can you do a similar one to this next time:
"I am from china, my street name is jojo, rum with coke make more friends
Now i am top hoe, thanks for friends like me, my Hobbies is guzzeling, rim jobs, suicide bombers (thats when you shit on my chest and wipe it off with pages of the Qur'an), making those duckets and good fashion sucking dick. I just started my business of taking it in the ass...over 3 weeks ago..And I just feel Im not getting that hard cock at all..It seem like they are staying the same old asian dudes...How am i supposed to sell, if no one is really going thru my ass with items...I feel my asshole isn't worthy but have tried to remain confident, i will promote myself, i think my stinker will be more and more popular ;) come on jojo!"
ps your english within the brackets is top notch.