Jockeys today @ Ascot races will wear black armbands out of respect for Micheal Jackson
Who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.

Reports are in that micheal jackson may have choked on a small bone.
Micheal jackson managed one request at hospital. 'put me in the childrens ward'
Sky news report micheal jackson dead. NSPCC declare june 25 a national holiday.
According to sources micheal jackson is to melted down and made in to toys so that kids can play with him for a change.
Micheal jackson has died from food poisoning.it has been reported he had been eating 12 year old nuts.
They belive micheal jacksons death was due to heredity issues. The doctors say the cause was his billy gene.
The jackson family have just been on sky news to say they hav'nt seen micheal this stiff since he watched peter pan.
Micheal died falling over a childs pram, so their blaming it on the buggy.
Newsflash gary glitter makes world record bid for micheal jacksons computer!
Latest news: reports that micheal jackson had a heart attack are untrue. he was in the childrens ward having a stroke.
micheal jacksons ghost has been spotted in his local childrens hospital.he's not been dead 12 hours and he's already putting the willie's up the kids.

Well after all this is the web page where we make fun of death and other peoples tragedies...

Ok, i'll take the bait


instead of being buried or creamated, Micheal jackson will be recycled into plastic bags!
Great for the environment but still a danger to kids!

Burn in Hell Wacko Jacko! along with the Parents that accepted the 20 million $ to keep it hushed up about MJ raping their kids.....good riddance you scum fuck.

Fucking remarkable. This is a high quality comment that actually enriches our lives by giving us shit to bullshit with at work. Most of you work right? I swear I'll be repeating these jokes regularly.
a past favorite was from scotty2hottie
how do you bang a fat chick? piece of cake.

We are all in employment apart from SpanktheWank. He is an unemployed hobo. He did try for a job as village idiot, but he failed the IQ test.

What a coincidence Farrah Fawcett and jacko dying on the same day,
One played with Majors the other played with minors

do you still love him tho!!

michael jacksons dead? wtf

Nice prolapse in your avi..

What zoo is this?

Enough with the MJ thing, glad the sick fuck is gone


@vid: that wasnt a guy...it was a pussy

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why wasn't he beaten

What the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

what kind of school is that..offering pimping 101 and it looks like that guy passed.

I am surprised that he was black, totally out of character.

looks more like a youth detention centre than a high school

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...find yourself a fist and eat it....

What's kinda black and smells like shit? ...

I give,What?

Jacko's cock?

I was holding out for Mr.Chips(pet monkeys') Vietnamese Fuck Swing , but good teamwork!

A human made of 80 % plastic who could sing and dance.
R.I.P

His nose my friends, his nose...

was that the chef from hells kitchen... yes?

i dont get it, hows he an asshole?

When writing Michael Jackson's autopsy the doctor asked "Is he black or white?" then said "It don't matter."

funny, real funny, jackass

Hey Jonny, can I borrow your curb foot stomp so I can smash sexy2000's face in.

absolutely

funny

He's just mad cause she wouldn't give him AIDS.
I don't think that kid was black. He was beating on that bitch without any help from his friends.

fucking dickhead bullys girly boys wankers they will be now ile piss on your grave coward that shit winds me up.

hoe wheres my money!!!! ahh i love seeing what happens when women realize that the equal rights thing isn't really working out that well for them...ya want equality then get prepared to get smacked when u get outa line..and get ready to pick up the check!!!! god im too sexist!!!
dont mind the tiny holes in the plane....they are speed holes!!!!

Maybe she deserved it? If it was a dude, nobody would question that. Equal rights I always say!

I JUST DID A POO POO MUMMY ITS IN MY PANTS OOPS

Sorry scott hang in. Your Mom stepped out, and the Feces Fairy died yesterday have these then and a good weekend

Wow what a Romeo,that's enough foreplay, commence with the Donkey-punching!

Jojo is one crazy bitch!!!

real fucking crazy... she's something special...

These chics need to learn you gunna talk tough you gunna get smacked around a lil bit too hahaha

Filmed with wax paper on the lens.

NO HE JUST DINDT NIGGA....FO SHOW DAS A BLACK MONKEY....
! I LOVE ME SOME CORNBREAD..... FUCKING PORCH MONKEY MODA FUCKER

You hear that one guy howling like an f'ng chimp? Dayum! Typical.

wow first time she did not go down

I think he was mad because the girl stole his belt and he almost lost his favorite pair of pants while walking to rob some1. And that sound is more like a owl.. not a chimp. Anyway... Hit this a few times and shake it off.

Bitch was probably askin' for it. Well, she got it alright.

brave man.

No shit, I would have started running like hell and he just stood there!

is she died?

is you gay?

looks like he's just a little pussy jonnyblaze mate

noo
the only pussy i see here is you and your boyfriend on top of you =D

Believe so

Hey, Jonny! Why do you want to know? Have you got a 'personal' interest in that kind of thing? The NT public have a right to know. This site has a very hard won reputation for honesty, purity, fairness and the good ol' American way of life. We do not want paederasts, perverts, pimps, prostitutes, paedophiles or pansies writing to our beloved NT. So, come on Jonny, spill the beans, we have a right to know.

Well that's about as brutal as that guy getting fucked in the ass tonight...pussy

Loser
She got up to kick his ass 'ah"

i can hear a nigger barking.

oh god I must stop mixing gin and white wine - it's lethal. @ vid big fucking pussy....

Well, the bitch in class has to know her place once in a while..

women always know their place, usually on top

lmao what a pussy, blindsided that poor bitch and still couldnt put her down! bahahaha. but seriously this site is fueling my hatred of fucking dumb arse yanks ten fold!

sucker punching girl eh? yeah that's some weak pussy lame shit, go sucker sucker punch some guys tough as you or bigger than you fuckin faggot targetin on the weaklings thinkin he's some cold badass, get the fuck outta here!!

Keep that pimp hand strong!

wow you can punch a girl, man id love to fucken meet with you right now, i would beet you lil bitch ass so bad your fat mom would get knocked out. i guarantee if not by the first the second punch will have you seeing stars.

Yea he so gettin tha punnay 2nite..I'll take 2 no seed

that was soooo good,i had to play it twice

ITS OK HES BLACK

the n word

..hope nobody in NT hates on ewoks..

what'a fag
couldn't even knock her out

is girl can take punch can take it in ass

For real? Yeah dude, it's for real.

with out the white trash of america we wont have nothing toxic!

the guy's sound in the background says it all.

is the girl died?

There was a perfectly good reason for this OK?

for all you dudes that ever wanted to sock a chick in the face but know its a dick manuever, this guys got your back. good lookin out buddy! way to take one for the team

For real, For real, For real, Yea for real, blind punched a girl in the face. If thats for real your a fucking toy, wanta begansta, that can beat women, talk. Go away and kill yourself. Your giving people a bad name, FUCKING TOY!!!Then put it on NT.com!!

so much for being tough. the guy sucker punch the chick, hit her 2 more times or so, and still couldn't drop her. lucky he got the cheap shot in, she probable kicked his ass if he went toe to toe with her. pussy

defo ahole

Chicks can take a lot of punishment that usually knocks a dude out.

wow, you sucker punch a girl as she walks in the door and you still dont knock her out, you must be a giant puss.

ok ad luv 2 kill that guy bt y is there sum1 saying ' For Real ' every 2secs

what a fucking fag
it doesnt get much lower than suckerpunching a girl
anyone up for finding out where he lives and kicking the shit out of his pussy ass?

im impressed

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

how much for a happy ending?

Jojo hope he gets you next.