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Brian, my old friend, my old mate, my old mucker. Is there any possibility of you getting rid of the five minute delay. I fully appreciate that, back in the day, you could think with the speed of a glacier and nobody really minded. However, since global warming and all that kind of thing, you've got to be able to think a bit quicker - about the speed of molten magma. How about it my old son - any chance?

sadbastard- I think personally you should have to wait an hour between posting your love letters.
SLOWDOWN!

Fester, you've got it wrong. I only have a limited time to write this stuff. I only write so much because I"m waiting five minutes for NT to clear. If it cleared immediately, I'd write a lot less and save a lot of time. If I had to wait an hour, I'd be rewriting War and bloody Peace. NT should be about quick wit and fast rejoinders, and, the way it is set up, it isn't. Anyway, you'll be pleased to know, I'm signing-off now. Adieu!

Adieu ! non non...reviens nous demain

do they eat road kill in Asia?

only short haired mammals,long haired- meat too stringy

yes they do, especially fond of roadkill with lingering pulse.

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i totally agree...Thumbs up Brian...

Sycophancy - mean anything to anybody?

It means you are the only person here who owns a dictonary.

COTD for Brian!!! but to be honest man you are the only one that really have the power to put her away.... remember... "Racism, spam and other trolling will result in permanent ban"

It's harder than youd think. In my DB her IP is listed as "ALT_IP". Anyone know what I should do there?

Just tell her to shut the fuck up.

How about a movable camera?

Why oh why do they paint vehicles green? its a boring colour and looks terrible on our screens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! hemp hemp hemp

Hey, ugggggggg, are you alright, little buddy. That nasty man with the trap didn't hurt you, did he? Here, take this medicine, it'll make you feel better.

Good point ugg. It also puts the lizards, toads and turtles at an unsportsmanlike collision disadvantage.

pie squared

LMAO! perfect.

Jojo...translate that for me, pretty please

Krazy. JoJo can't translate at the moment. She's got her mouth full!

awww fuck I wanted to know what all that jibbering was about

It's o.k. Krazy, she'll be able to tell you once she's swallowed!

And i bet she would say "sucky fucky fiv dolla"

Krazy. I am afraid we will never know. Brian, bless his heart, has deleted JoJo's posting, and it was one of the best there has ever been. Of course, you had to actually read it to understand any of this, but now you can't because it's been bloody-well deleted. So now we are back to shit videos and the same damned things being repeated again and again, ad nauseam. Gosh, it does makes one cross.

@Krazy
She can't translate....first she's not asian and second she's a he

thank god brians noticed that we want to eliminate jojo handbag bitch seller

I wouldn't be quite so hasty, 'chester. JoJo seems to be developing some good habits and providing some necessary services!

the driver was probabley on his mobile to his wife telling her wot a good day he is having.

hiyo hi hi yo yo high high yes i am

oh shit i feel sick... this spliffs too damn strong
@vid:
@my dealer:

Omg!

blink (squint) and your miss it......

you go in the penalty box fo 5 minutes and you feel shame!

Two generations merged into Wong.

Since it can't be seen my imagination envision's the aftermath same as a big fat caterpiller.

thats what happens when you cant see whats coming from either side of you

Best description for a vid.
Cheers and toke for the NT crew.

If you google road deaths in China it comes up as 300 a day... I'd have thought it would have been closer to 3000 to be honest... maybe that's in India though

Speaking of Jojo - she'll be here any minute now. Unless she was the person getting flatten by the dump truck. Keep your fingers crossed NT members.

Come on, JoJo. Rise up from the ashes like the Phoenix. Spread your wings and fly. But only, of course, if you use your revised posting. If it is the same old shit you normally post, you can fuck off and die.

You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Peking Smucked, make that to go

They were walking with their heads up their asses, and now the literally have their heads up their asses.

Anyone for pancake rolls?

*sings*
grandma got run over
by a reindeer....
oops,wrong season

Anyone for leaf-spring rolls?

Two less gooks for me to hunt

u sound like mr. t...

It caused drunked biker on 12th clock

When your eyes are slanted, the blind spot could be anywhere

CHIN CHUN CHAN HA TIA LUA KANG THIA MAK FOC YO MODA FOCK IR

two died... 1.225.890.450 left...

NissanKawasakiHondaYamaha MitsubishiSuzuki

What a language!

Instead of watching her own demise all she had to do was grab Gma and get the hell out of the way! Shit, I don't know who was a bigger dumb ass, her or the truck driver, but I think it's pretty even on this one.

Was the truck ok?

Is the Asian Grandma and Granddaughter that get Flattened by a Dump Truck Died?

Yep, they're dead little buddy. It's only in cartoons that you can shake em out and blow back up...

Leave that ruffian to me.

Id like to see Soupcon take on SBFC4LIFE!!!!In
a Nothing Toxic Avi match!!!
What odds are we gonna give them!!!
P.S i hope that was JoJo in the video

YES they did DIE and unfortunately so did I

You shouldn't have eaten the Mighty Putty.

She was only half flattened, like a tube of toothpaste.

In the back of the dump truck was 30 tons of pig intestines. Jojo didn't get her materials order in on time that day.

The fucking driver of the fucking truck was either:
1. Asleep
2. Blind
3. Drunk
4. Masturbating
5. All of the above

Best video description. EVER.

r they dead?

Shut the fuck up.

looks like the hobo's will be eating good tonight

Mushy Mushy

those asian are losing their superpowers we must attack soon

these idiots clearly saw the truck coming and didn't make the least bit effort to get out of the way...I hope she died

brian shut the fuck up and don't erase my comment

Yea Brian, can't you see nihilist85 is suicidal.

walk in miss daisy?

Man those two gook twats are flatter than egg fu yung. Bet that straightened out their eyes.

Bloody mysogynist Chinese truck drivers.

was the truck "Won Ton"?

The driver was jailed by a very angry chinese government that considered killing civilians its sole privilege

this is really good shit, this is what i mean, thanks NT

muther fuckers cant see with those skinny eyes

hey guys, most beautiful beard... Billy Mays or Jesus Christ

Hi I'm Billy Mays.. Trick question Mr. Myers I am Jesus

Who the fuck is Billy Mays?

billy's beard must be cleaner, so my vote goes for him

my balls

Bet this was zoomed in to edit the splatter

hmmm one less vd slingin, me love u long time 5 dolla girl in the world!!!!
doing disservice to baggage is our motto!!!

Not to be mean but, were the blind or something?

It's ok to be mean here.

PAN LEFT PAN LEFT! i ve never seen an asian pancake ffs

Time to take out the trash!

Where there is no good, there can be no bad.

I found a great site """""B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g-c O m """""" It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a sexy beauties and even hot celebs and make it true!

goddam u ugly as sin

Thats calling the kettle black.

fucktard!!!

Fuck, why are they always at the edge of the shot?!?!

billy mays died

2009年4月27日，浙江 瑞安市两个小学5年 级的女生搀扶着一� ��老太太过斑马线� �当三人走在斑马线 当中时，一辆左转� ��的大货车撞向三� �，一位年仅13岁小� ��孩霎那间失去了� �命。
［04-27-2009,RunAn City ZheJiang ......］
据了解，被扶着过� ��的黄老太今年92岁 ，大货车在带倒黄� ��连后也碾过了黄� �太太的右腿，老太 太被截肢。

［It is understood， Mrs.Huang .....she is 92 years old.
right leg badly injured, amputation］
徐瑞玲和黄小连都� ��瑞安市上望一小� �(一)班的学生。
［RunLing XU and XiaoLian Huang,they is a student from 瑞安市上望 Primary School］

pass me the syrup.
mmmmmh delicioso.

you guys should send one to ohio. i got woken from my drunkin slumber by an avon lady today. bitch would not leave. so i tried to sell her a bible. she left shortly after. Just saying. to get rid of a sales person try to sell them sumthing three cheers to the caption to this vid. Billy had a better beard becuase jesus was a woman.

anyone think jojo is scotty fucking with brian?

Do they even HAVE traffic laws in China?

population control gone bad

hari kari squishy squashy

Shut the fuck up.

I miss jojo. The bags aint worth the price, but the delivery (wink wink) is free.

Why are there so many videos lately about Chinese people dying in retarded manners.... and I thought the US population was mostly dumb.... lol.

sushi ne1?

Yo

that was funny

any hot guys here have msn and want to trade pics? Go to my picture page for my info :) http://xcandyx.com

ooh damn

who spilled the chop suey?

the reason asians can't drive an automobile or cross the road properly is because they don't have any perevial vision because of their slanted eyes. that is a fact not racism

squish

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

Your ploy didn't work, Brian, the little bitch is still alive.
@ Jojo
You ought to sell bags of weed, bitch. You'll find customers quick in here.