Comments - Man Finds Stranger With Machete Wound To The Neck

category: Bizarre | views: 71901 | posted on: 07/27/2009

I've been drunk enough to not know where scrapes and bruises came from, but this is ridiculous.

fasttony55 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:10am

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Never ever try to shave in the dark.

fasttony55 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:10am

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Never ever try to shave in the dark.

fasttony55 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:17am

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or stutter!

Krazy [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:12am

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I assume there is trouble in his Neck of the woods icon_rolleyes.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:14am

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Coulda been worse..he coulda woke up with a Pearl necklace.. icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

Jacket... [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:14am

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HaZaRdiFdRuNk311 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:15am

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Shut up faggot.

HaZaRdiFdRuNk311 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:32am

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That was a quick delete thank you.

ThePinkSkinnedBusToTunaTown [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:18am

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Can we do this to Jacket?

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:43am

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Jacket probably did this.

ugggggggg [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:22am

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i just smashed up a microwave to place it in the recycle bin.(bit more interesting than this shit vid lol)
hemp hemp hemp

en jaywest [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:39am

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microwaves are recyclable?

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:55am

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You need to use a very small hammer. icon_biggrin.gif

ugggggggg [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:59am

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yes en jay! the swines at the plant seperate the bits and bobs lol!
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drunken_irishman [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:23am

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Ah yes ive been there plenty of time , hell i wouldnt classify it as a good night if i dont wake up the next morning covered in bloody with a gaping hole in my neck. icon_beer.gif

myarse [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:24am

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i`d like to see him drink a pint right now. icon_beer.gif

grippa [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 2:33pm

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surves the fucker right for trying to steel my skate bord icon_twisted.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:29am

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On the upside, he and his wife have one more thing in common now. They both have bloody gashes. Sweet.

jitwad [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 6:32am

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Orifice distance makes throat to mouth (TTM) much easier.

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 5:08am

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Hmmmm, all blood and no gash!!! Bit like when the Mrs is on the blob! icon_rolleyes.gif

horseface-1981 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 5:10am

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hello friend do you mind if i film you untill you die.

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 5:16am

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Better die quickly, the batteries are running low...Damn!...Send it in anyway. icon_biggrin.gif

moskri [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 5:19am

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Im scared of non-whites

nihilist_85 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 5:32am

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is he die ?

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 5:38am

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Dude, I think you may be onto something there. That could very well be the coolest and catchiest 3-word phrase since "Where's the beef?". I predict that it catches on and spreads like wildfire through the internetz. icon_beer.gif

onebigfella [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 6:32am

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cannibaco [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 9:18am

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nah im a gamer and sumone had there name as IS_HE_DIED on halo, urban terror and im sure i will see it on call of duty soon enough. longer then got milk?, but better!

nihilist_85 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 5:38am

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shut the fuck up.please icon_redface.gif

hubbledriver [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 5:45am

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ah yes the old red sauce trick icon_rolleyes.gif icon_lol.gif
and we all fell for it.

fasttony55 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 5:50am

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"is it bad?"......

Uncle Fester [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 6:52am

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Lesson learned, don't let Michael J. Fox shave you're face! icon_cheesygrin.gif

fasttony55 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 7:55am

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you ok?

hugefkstk [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 8:03am

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Is Jason on vacation ? Crystal lake is usually pretty nice this time of year icon_twisted.gif

surf [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 8:40pm

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That'll teach him to go necking in the woods... icon_beer.gif

SBFC4LIFE [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 8:07am

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Is the Stranger With the Machete Wound To The Neck that gets found by the man Died?

SpankyMcMeat [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 8:18am

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Shut the fuck up.

soupcon [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 8:19am

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He's fucked. icon_confused.gif Does that mean that he's a necrophiliac? icon_rolleyes.gif

kingkobrabigDICK [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 8:29am

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HE WAS RELAX THERE...NEVER LOST HIS HEAD.. icon_lol.gif

snakester [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 8:40am

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Hum what can I say?
...cuts like knife...but it feels allright...
na na nana na nana nana.... icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

MachuPichu [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 9:02am

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The wound was on his neck area, I say dracula had something to do with it. --> icon_twisted.gif
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olzstar [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 9:17am

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Markcus [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 9:23am

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WOW that hurt

TOOL [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 9:30am

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SpongeBob bandaid would help

Kleng [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 9:35am

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Naw, a HelloKitty bandaid.

hubbledriver [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 10:10am

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Lassie,where are you running too icon_cheesygrin.gif

jitwad [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 11:30am

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running to arsenik, I think icon_beer.gif

colchesterscott [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 9:37am

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icon_frown.gif bit wank really but do it hurted get fucked or other predictable phrases icon_eek.gif

dbcooper [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 10:09am

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How's he ever gonna start a Weed Wacker icon_exclaim.gif

bryanjmac74 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 11:00am

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He needs a Band-aid...

Frankcy [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 11:46am

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It looks self inflicted.

TestaDiCazzo [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 12:20pm

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In southItalia they take out your toung called it the vendetta bow tie... icon_neutral.gif ...

BozoTheMotherFuckingClown [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 1:55pm

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@Testa would you take out your toungue and lick my clown balls icon_question.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif

Billy Mays [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 3:42pm

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@Testa Is that what happens to your eye when you talk to much shit to your pops icon_question.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif Hi I'm Billy Mays icon_cheesygrin.gif

Sgt. Lincoln Osiris [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 1:22pm

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All he wanted was his cut icon_exclaim.gif and he got it icon_cool.gif

blamehofman [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 1:24pm

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He looks pretty hacked off

josephdonald [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 1:31pm

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THIS DUDE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL icon_cool.gif

nando22 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 1:34pm

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H1N1 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 2:16pm

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HOLY SHIT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO MANNY PACQUIAO!!! icon_wink.gif

Gordon_Freeman [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 3:44pm

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I always find guys with machete wounds, no big deal

munch [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 4:58pm

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really? what third world fucking country do you live in you fucken beaner! icon_twisted.gif

Gordon_Freeman [ban] | Jul 28 09 : 2:48pm

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beaner country you idiot, you said it yourself. Asshole icon_evil.gif

roven [ban] | Aug 6 09 : 5:49am

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TOTALLY OUCHHH
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whattheshit? [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 5:02pm

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hmmm i just see two people who had some shit to work out and obviously he didnt get his point across to well?
ya know i love when shit falls outa peoples luggage....thats one less thing i will need to purchase myself!!!! icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

TimmerNM [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 6:03pm

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Self inflicted,,,,

surf [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 7:36pm

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When you hear the crickets stop chirping you BETTER RUN LIKE HELL!!!! icon_stoned.gif

DiLdosLap [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 9:56pm

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brutal..

nando22 [ban] | Jul 27 09 : 11:49pm

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gbtwest [ban] | Jul 28 09 : 12:30am

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looks yummy icon_twisted.gif

fasttony55 [ban] | Jul 28 09 : 12:52am

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slice and dice.

johnnylaw [ban] | Jul 28 09 : 9:01am

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Man needs a new razor

nando22 [ban] | Jul 28 09 : 3:52am

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wood09 [ban] | Jul 28 09 : 3:55am

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as every football coach would put it,walk it off!^^

deleted user [ban] | Jul 28 09 : 6:01am

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MasiisaM [ban] | Jul 28 09 : 7:39pm

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Pretty calm….. I find it even more funny now…

GRIM_REAPER_4 [ban] | Jul 30 09 : 3:36pm

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fuck gordan fagman and any other racist ass faggots!!!

Mexicutioner [ban] | Jul 31 09 : 7:40pm

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LOL what a pussy i walk around everyday with a whole in my neck and i can still have sex

RUTHY666 [ban] | Aug 3 09 : 8:40pm

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Q PENDEJO!!!
Y TODAVIA LE PREGUNTA....ESTA BIEN WEY????
AYYYYYYYYY icon_exclaim.gif

CAMACHO [ban] | Aug 3 09 : 11:20pm

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how is he not still bleeding?

done_ssss [ban] | Aug 9 09 : 4:44am

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you might want to clean yourself up a bit there bud

cuenasty82 [ban] | Aug 9 09 : 2:45pm

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HE GOT HIT BY AH FREAKY JASON TYPE MOTHERFUCKA!!! icon_neutral.gif

LUVPUSS [ban] | Aug 11 09 : 6:10pm

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Dumb ass fell on a machete "accidentilly".

athom50 [ban] | Sep 25 09 : 5:56pm

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I'm not sure how it happened officer. He fell on my knife...
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...Twenty-seven times.

drccoco [ban] | Oct 5 09 : 11:37am

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good find

Dino [ban] | Nov 4 09 : 1:29pm

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don't worry, it was only me

}{oodlum [ban] | Feb 20 10 : 5:35pm

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MEDIC!!!!!!! icon_lol.gif

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