Comments - Man Crashes Into Fence Testing New Scooter
category: Funny | views: 43894 | posted on: 08/27/2009
The scooter may not work as planned, but that's a damned good fence.
hubbledriver [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:18am
+3 
both 
hate thems bikes,they all ways remind me of junkies 
eeeeeehhhhhh eeeeeehhhhhh eeeeeehhhhhh
bollockstoit [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:52am
+1
Starting the old tradition off again are we Hubble! Bloke was gay enough anyway for just having a scooter in the first place
+1
Stop blaming bikes! If it had been their fault then there would be none biker left. Yes, they are dangerous but so is ignorance... 
D&D (drink and drive), you tend to drive slower, you don't get pissed at everyone driving like a jerk and tend to ignore little mishaps like crashing into a fence, at least I do...
bollockstoit [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 6:04am
+1
Getting 
and driving is great fun. Did it once, it was the most chilled out drive I've had in my entire life.
StinkyMcFeet [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 1:32pm
+3
The last time i drove after it seemed like i was going 200 mph ,forgot were i was going then ate some cardboard
CompareTheDideedDoodedADiedDotCom [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:06am
+3
Fake.
Compare the did he do a died dot com, compare the DIDEED DOODED A DIED DOT COM - SIMPLES!
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 8:16am
+5
there's no hate involved when a brutha takes out a white Pole but the white Pole took out the brutha so regardless of the facts it was hateful therefore criminal. 
johnboy357 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 6:52am
+1
Thank god It wasn't another horse.
Iam sure he'll be back to listening to the Fine Young Cannibals in no time.
johnboy357 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 7:47am
+2
DaRusski-
Watch and learn.
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=4Afz6oTHAbo
blamehofman [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 7:09am
+4
There's a message to all you black criminals , never trust a white fence 
Hey guys, would you like to date a cougar? Or are you a cougar yourself? Okay, no matter you are looking for an NSA, FWB or serious relationship. You'll want to check this out:**== Matchcougar-c O m ==**It's where cougars and younger men can meet(Cougar is the slang for woman who is mature, experienced and want to date a younger man).
The High Life [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 8:22am
Could ya find another joke?
How about did Man Crashes Into Fence Testing New Scooter Lived??
Either way Spanky's got something to say...
Homerbear46 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 11:02am
...probably did "deid" when the scooter's 22stone owner, "Lil' D" came out the circle-K and saw his beloved ride in fragments.
Outatheway [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 1:25pm
+1
HE CRASHED BECAUSE HE WAS IN A HURRY TO GETS ME MY MONEY$$$
horseface-1981 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 10:20am
+2
JACKETS A BLACK MAN NOW HIS GHOST ANY WAY WITH CURLY HAIR 
MachuPichu [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 10:23am
+1
Just a white pole trying to keep a brotha down -- literally!
I'm gonna hit the white barrier like a battering ram
On a black black phantom scooter
When the metal is hot and the 50cc engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light but not the barrier
Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole
Everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks
And nothing really rolls
And nothing's ever worth the cost of a 50cc scooter
Like a black out of hell
Like a black out of hell
Like a black out of hell
Like a black out of hell
Like a black out of hell
StinkyMcFeet [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 2:39pm
+2
the white man probally put that white poll in the way of the black man trying to keep him down can i get an amen
horseface-1981 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 4:18pm
+2
ITS MISSION IMPOSIBLE MR BLACK AKA JACKET TROT TROT TROT
horseface-1981 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 4:36pm
hey madmike is thats jackets transport when i catch him ile sit on his face first
StinkyMcFeet [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 4:51pm
+2
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category: Funny | views: 14338 | posted on: 08/27/2009
The scooter may not work as planned, but that's a damned good fence.
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hubbledriver [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:01am
+7
first
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Tapeworm [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:06am
+9
First post or first fence post?
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hubbledriver [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:18am
+3
both hate thems bikes,they all ways remind me of junkies eeeeeehhhhhh eeeeeehhhhhh eeeeeehhhhhh
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bollockstoit [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:52am
Starting the old tradition off again are we Hubble! Bloke was gay enough anyway for just having a scooter in the first place
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qps [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:52am
+1
Stop blaming bikes! If it had been their fault then there would be none biker left. Yes, they are dangerous but so is ignorance...
D&D (drink and drive), you tend to drive slower, you don't get pissed at everyone driving like a jerk and tend to ignore little mishaps like crashing into a fence, at least I do...
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bollockstoit [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 6:04am
Getting and driving is great fun. Did it once, it was the most chilled out drive I've had in my entire life.
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StinkyMcFeet [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 1:32pm
+1
The last time i drove after it seemed like i was going 200 mph ,forgot were i was going then ate some cardboard
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zilla [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 1:46pm
+1
You can't even call that a bike..besides he drove it like he stole it.
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dano4112 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:03am
+2
That wasn't a new scooter, he was testing the fence and his new nut cup.
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nihilist_85 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:05am
+2
lame bonus vid
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CompareTheDideedDoodedADi edDotCom [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:06am
+3
Fake.
Compare the did he do a died dot com, compare the DIDEED DOODED A DIED DOT COM - SIMPLES!
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ugggggggg [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:07am
+4
Motorbikes should/must/have included (on purchase)A HANDY HINTS Booklet.this must /may inclde the following"never drive into a hard rock"and stuff.petition your governments and police men/women asap! stop this carnage.asap.ok.
hemp hemp hemp
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en jaywest [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:07am
+1
LOL! he slid off the fence like a cartoon!
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Pumekuhp [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:11am
+2
Damn, that shit must be good, jay. Pass it on down!
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Krazy [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:10am
+1
How much does your life stink when you cant handle a crappy 30mph moped?
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ToEjaMxD [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:13am
+2
Black thugs with white caps and new scooters are awesome!
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ThePinkSkinnedBusToTunaTo wn [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:17am
+7
Evil kernegro
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OnlyOneOar [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 8:23am
+1
LMAO! funny
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Dbap [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:22am
+2
Movin' on the queens' highway looking like a streak of...........
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lagertron [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:23am
+2
damn if he made it to the road he could of hit a bus
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khaktuz [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:23am
+2
damned
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BACK HAND? [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:26am
+3
See god hates people who ride scooters as well
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TOOL [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:51am
+2
right turn clyde, RIGHT TURN CLYDE.
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surf [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:51am
+3
Just like a white fence to knock the brother down...
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yoduchebags [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:52am
lol new scooter no mo
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droo [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:54am
+2
Hope didn't get his white pants dirty.
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OnlyOneOar [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 5:55am
+8
Hate crime?
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The High Life [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 6:10am
+3
Gangsta's on scooter's now?
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surf [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 6:57am
+7
No. Gate Crime.
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soupcon [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 7:25am
+4
Hate crime? Because he took out a Pole?
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OnlyOneOar [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 8:16am
+3
there's no hate involved when a brutha takes out a white Pole but the white Pole took out the brutha so regardless of the facts it was hateful therefore criminal.
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soupcon [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 9:23am
+1
Hateful and rather violent!
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sciureus [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 10:57am
+3
Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Jeremiah Wright are gonna be all over this. Motorbikes should/must have included (on purchase) a HANDY HINTS booklet. This must/may include an Ebonics translation.
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Stuffleupapuss [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 11:14am
+2
This was a gang initiation, now he's a bloody crip
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jitwad [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 6:05am
+2
Oh that's what happened to my scooter.
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TOOL [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 6:16am
+1
You break it, you buy it.
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sg81469 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 6:27am
+2
Dumbass, even your hat is trying to get away from you.
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NUIYZ [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 6:31am
+4
at anything over 10 mph, his lips began to beat wildly, causing massive turbulence
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Peaks [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 6:47am
+1
Straddle that post, Bitch!! Yeah!
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lollox [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 6:49am
+1
When did monkeys learned to drive?
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johnboy357 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 6:52am
+1
Thank god It wasn't another horse.
Iam sure he'll be back to listening to the Fine Young Cannibals in no time.
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DaRusski [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 6:52am
I didn't know circus monkeys can ride scooters for a short perid of time.
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johnboy357 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 7:47am
+1
DaRusski-
Watch and learn.
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=4Afz6oTHAbo
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dnew75 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 7:02am
+1
You know he worked really hard and saved a up for a long time to buy that scooter....
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Clozza_Mert. [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 7:06am
Damnn....I sure hope that scooters ok....
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jitwad [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 7:09am
+1
His attempt at fencing was foiled
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blamehofman [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 7:09am
+2
There's a message to all you black criminals , never trust a white fence
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besssofia666 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 7:20am
опасный чел на дороге
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kellyde [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 7:32am
Hey guys, would you like to date a cougar? Or are you a cougar yourself? Okay, no matter you are looking for an NSA, FWB or serious relationship. You'll want to check this out:**== Matchcougar-c O m ==**It's where cougars and younger men can meet(Cougar is the slang for woman who is mature, experienced and want to date a younger man).
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lagertron [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 8:06am
+4
ok i'll take 2 cougars thankyou
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HehHehHeh [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 8:06am
+3
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falaloa [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 8:07am
Holy shit that scooter Died...!!!!!
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falaloa [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 8:15am
Did the scooter Died?
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The High Life [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 8:22am
Could ya find another joke?
How about did Man Crashes Into Fence Testing New Scooter Lived??
Either way Spanky's got something to say...
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SBFC4LIFE [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 8:18am
+1
Is the Man that Crashes Into a Fence whilst Testing a New Scooter Died?
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SpankyMcMeat [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 8:17am
+1
Shut the fuck up.
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Homerbear46 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 11:02am
...probably did "deid" when the scooter's 22stone owner, "Lil' D" came out the circle-K and saw his beloved ride in fragments.
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chuck.norris [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 8:44am
+3
1 min apart
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SpankyMcMeat [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 9:31am
+5
You got a problem with that, pussy?
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dano4112 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 1:06pm
+1
He's mad cause no one's sposed to be faster than Chuck Norris...
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Outatheway [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 1:25pm
+1
HE CRASHED BECAUSE HE WAS IN A HURRY TO GETS ME MY MONEY$$$
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Peaks [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 9:21am
That fucking thing came apart like it was made of Lego's.
I guess it's back to playing in the dirt.
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AiAi1984 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 9:37am
+1
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
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helifreak [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 9:45am
bellend
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RapedAndLeftForDead [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 9:56am
+1
is it wrong for guys to enjoy sucking cock?
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Geepers [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 10:06am
what man?
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horseface-1981 [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 10:20am
+2
JACKETS A BLACK MAN NOW HIS GHOST ANY WAY WITH CURLY HAIR
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MachuPichu [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 10:23am
+1
Just a white pole trying to keep a brotha down -- literally!
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lagertron [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 11:59am
WOW!!! notice how his white cap suddenly turns black on impact . THAT'S MAGIC BLACK MAGIC
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lagertron [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 12:25pm
I'm gonna hit the white barrier like a battering ram
On a black black phantom scooter
When the metal is hot and the 50cc engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light but not the barrier
Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole
Everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks
And nothing really rolls
And nothing's ever worth the cost of a 50cc scooter
Like a black out of hell
Like a black out of hell
Like a black out of hell
Like a black out of hell
Like a black out of hell
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TheDuke [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 1:23pm
+1
I heard brothers like to rail whites, but I didn't think this is what they meant.
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MasterShake [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 1:58pm
Epic Fucking Fail
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CAMACHO [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 2:25pm
now that looked like it hurt really bad
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GeorgeCarlin [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 2:28pm
the circus needs another porche monkey
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StinkyMcFeet [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 2:39pm
+2
the white man probally put that white poll in the way of the black man trying to keep him down can i get an amen
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gbtwest [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 3:20pm
a full grown man on a scoorer? wtf?
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Jacket hates DORKS [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 3:37pm
+1
One less DORK MY MISSION IS WORKING
Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY
Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY
Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY
Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY
Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY
One less DORK MY MISSION IS WORKING
Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY
Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY
Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY
Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY
Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY Lmao @the baboon
by ItsAllGoodInDaHood, August 27 2009 : 3:48am
hey man, i saw ur comments in OOOs box.. still DITD about yer misses eh? dont worry about it when it gets that bad ur better off without n you can look forward to being a man which is something that every woman will try to strip you off of. ive just come out a one year relationship last week n ive already cut down on drinkin and drugs which i musta been using to cope with the bitches needs, i mean 3 minutes in bed is a LOOOONG time
BABOON AGITH NOW ALONE ON IS PSP DORK MONKEY
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Hartman [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 4:04pm
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BULLSHIT! I'LL BET YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO'D FUCK A FELLA IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE GODDAMN COMMON COURTESY OF GIVING HIM A REACH-AROUND!! I'LL BE WAYCHING YOU, SCUMBAG!
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TurboGuy [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 3:55pm
Maybe if the post was as wide as barn door, he might have missed it.
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shut the fuck up!
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please trample the hell out of him..
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hey madmike is thats jackets transport when i catch him ile sit on his face first
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Female (♀) is the sex of an organism, or a part of an organism, which produces mobile ova (egg cells). The ova are defined as the larger gametes in a heterogamous reproduction system, while the smaller, usually motile gamete, the spermatozoon, is produced by the male. A female individual cannot reproduce sexually without access to the gametes of a male (an exception is parthenogenesis). Some organisms can reproduce both sexually and asexually.
There is no single genetic mechanism behind sex differences in different species and the existence of two sexes seems to have evolved multiple times independently in different evolutionary lineages. Other than the defining difference in the type of gamete produced, differences between males and females in one lineage cannot always be predicted by differences in another. The concept is not limited to animals; egg cells are produced by chytrids, diatoms, water moulds and land plants, among others. In land plants, female and male designate not only the egg- and sperm-producing organisms and structures, but also the structures of the sporophytes that give rise to male and female plants.
Contents [hide]
1 Etymology and usage
2 Mammalian female
3 Symbol
4 Sex determination
4.1 Genetic determination
4.2 Environmental determination
5 See also
6 Sources
7 References
[edit] Etymology and usage
The word female comes from the Latin femella, the diminutive form of femina, meaning "woman," which is not actually related to the word "male." In the late 14th century, the English spelling was altered so that the word paralleled the spelling of "male."
[edit] Mammalian female
The distinguishing characteristic of the class Mammalia is the presence of mammary glands. The mammary glands are modified sweat glands that produce milk, which is used to feed the young during the period of time shortly after birth. Only mammals have the capacity to produce milk. The presence of mammary glands is most obvious on humans, due to the tendency of the female human body to store large amounts of fatty tissue near the nipples, resulting in prominent breasts, although today some human females also surgically augment their breast size. However, mammary glands are present in all mammals, although they are vestigial in the male of the species.
The mammalian female is characterized by having two copies of the X chromosome as opposed to the male which carries only one X and one smaller Y chromosome. To compensate for the difference in size, one of the female's X chromosomes is randomly inactivated in each cell. In birds, by contrast, it is the female who is heterozygous and carries a Z and a W chromosome whilst the male carries two Z chromosomes.
Mammalian females are characterized in that they all bear live young (with the rare exception of monotremes, which lay eggs). This is not totally unique, as some animals, such as guppies have analogous reproductive structures. In addition, some other non-mammalian animals, such as sharks, whose eggs hatch inside their bodies also have the appearance of bearing live young.
[edit] Symbol
A common symbol used to represent the female sex is ♀ (Unicode: U+2640 Alt codes: Alt+12), a circle with a small cross underneath. According to Schott[1], "The most established view is that the male and female symbols "are derived from contractions in Greek script of the Greek names of these planets, namely Thouros (Mars) and Phosphoros (Venus). These derivations have been traced by Renkama[2] who illustrated how Greek letters can be transformed into the graphic male and female symbols still recognised today." Thouros was abbreviated by θρ, and Phosphoros by Φκ, which were contracted into the modern symbols.
[edit] Sex determination
Main article: Sex-determination system
The sex of a particular organism may be determined by a number of factors. These may be genetic or environmental, or may naturally change during the course of an organism's life. Although most species with male and female sexes have individuals that are either male or female, hermaphroditic animals have both male and female reproductive organs.
[edit] Genetic determination
Most mammals, including humans, are genetically determined as such by the XY sex-determination system where males have an XY (as opposed to XX) sex chromosome. During reproduction, a male can give either an X sperm or a Y sperm, while a female can only give an X egg. A Y sperm and an X egg produce a boy, while an X sperm and an X egg produce a girl. The ZW sex-determination system, where males have a ZZ (as opposed to ZW) sex chromosome may be found in birds and some insects and other organisms. Members of Hymenoptera, such as ants and bees, are determined by haplodiploidy, where most males are haploid and females and some sterile males are diploid.
[edit] Environmental determination
Some species develop into one sex or the other depending on local environmental conditions, e.g. many crocodilians' sex is influenced by the temperature of their eggs. Other species (such as the goby) are capable of transforming, as adults, from one sex to the other in response to local reproductive conditions (such as a shortage of males). In humans and most mammals, sex is determined chromosomally -- a Y sperm will produce a male offspring and an X sperm a female.
[edit] See also
Look up female in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.
Wikimedia Commons has media related to: Females
Woman
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Transman
Womyn
[edit] Sources
Ayers, Donald M. English Words from Latin and Greek Elements. Second Edition. 1986. University of Arizona Press. United States.
[edit] References
^ Schott GD. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll: Sex symbols ancient and modern: their origins and iconography on the pedigree.BMJ 2005;331:1509-1510 (24 December), doi:10.1136/bmj.331.7531. 1509
^ Renkema HW. Oorspong, beteekenis en toepassing van de in de botanie gebuikelijke teekens ter aanduiding van het geslacht en den levensduur. In: Jeswiet J, ed. Gedendenkboek J Valckenier Suringar. Wageningen: Nederlandsche Dendrologische Vereeniging, 1942: 96-108.
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whattheshit? [ban] | Aug 27 09 : 6:57pm
Tyrone breaks in his investment purchase for his business :DOPE PEDDLER INC.:
forgot to break down that huge stroller,dont worry your baggage handler will do it*
* warning baggage handler not responsible for strollers not able to fold back open due to damage!!!
saleen_21hilary [ban] | Aug 28 09 : 1:10pm
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he probably stole it 
he IS black...
testing the fence i'd say. CHECK ... it is nigga prooff
saleen_21hilary [ban] | Aug 28 09 : 1:10pm
he probably stole it he IS black...
testing the fence i'd say. CHECK ... it is nigga prooff
saleen_21hilary [ban] | Aug 28 09 : 1:10pm
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he probably stole it he IS black...
testing the fence i'd say. CHECK ... it is nigga prooff
josephdonald [ban] | Aug 28 09 : 4:26pm
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ITS WASN'T NEW
HE WASN'T TESTING (THIS IS HIS EVERYDAY VEHICLE)
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