Any moment the Stiller and Meara of Nothing Toxic will be here.

Think he just saw the Head Bridesmaid he was due to fuck!!!

Thats a true friend...giving the groom another chance to run the fuck away!!!

Check out Token, 4th in line.

And with that, the chance of boning a hot Bride's maid passed out too!

I think the priest's cum just wasn't settling in his stomach.

ooo! ouch.
he got a BAD batch!
@video
what a fucking pussy.

little boys dont make cum. they still shoot puppy water.

Did he just hump the alter

Is that god's way of telling you to GTFO of my house....

**sings**
his name was flipper flipper faster than lighting

Ohh boy ! Ohh boy !

You having another gay fantasy ballbag?

The groom farted.

or the bride

Strite on nose!!!

you never want to be seen on your back in a holy place.

and you know, why?

The fuckin' pansy assed priest didn't even get on his knees and prey...ah well, at least he's a fan of Cam'ron's...sings/raps** damn shut up, he's snitchin' oh boy' this niggas bitchin', boy, he's twistin', oh boy...

TIMBER!
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If I ever pass out I hope I'm not dry humping the stairs

that's ME MARRYING THAT BIRD FROM THE OTHER VID ,better put my armour back on!

SUSHI THAT'S JUST FUCKING WRONG !!! PUT IT FUCKING BACK NOW

Don't know what you mean mate, i thought you just had a thing for the skank!?

he fell for the bride himself.

@horseface, He fell down and couldnt giddy up.

http://www.efukt.com/2057 0_Boyfriend_Of_The_Month. html

The Groom didn't mind...but, the Best Man just couldn't stand that cunt stink anymore!
SHOWER BITCH!

LOL "cunt stink" ... reminds me of a natural blond bombshell I used to eat out near Oakland California. Drop dead gorgeous girl and all's you wanted to do was go down on her she looked so good but her crotch reeked so fukn bad. It was her only downfall. But I'd drive from San Jose to Oakland drinking vodka the whole way just so I could stomach going down on her. And then I'd puke the whole drive back.

Nasty.

@triple O...Unreal! I knew a girl just like that. Many years back! she was a sweet strawberry-blonde that could have been right out of a fucking magazine! She couldn't have been made better if you tried carving her out of clay.
Her snatch was a problem though!
I ate and fucked her once and that was it. Such a beauty, and such a waste.

LOL I've been with fat-assed "2am bombshells" who didn't reek at all. Bizarre isn't it? Well not that my crotch is all rose petals, to be fair, but this Californian was a model under contract with Dial soap of all things and had alot going for herself but the reek over rode everything and even the vodka couldn't contain it. You could sandblast that shit and it would still linger.

I hear ya. It's a roll of the dice.
(Dial soap, wow).

"Not that my crotch is all rose petals"... If the curtains match the carpet I would bet it's as red!

OoO- Maybe you should of drank the vodka right outa her stink hole.
At least the stinky bitch I had apoligized.

@OOO A blonde in Oakland? She must have taken a wrong turn in Berkely!

Yeah I thought "blonde" and "Oakland" would raise a flag with some astute observer, she was actually in Alameda (naval community).
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And this is all crude and shit, demeaning to women, it's not right. Speaking of demeaning women anyone know where PinkTunaTown's been?

LOL @oar..."If it tastes like Chicken keep on Lickin , If it tastes like Trout get the Fuck Out"...

wow peaks

Oh! and ur all innocent and shit? lol.
To Ya!

i lived in aussie for a while, what i did once was,i hid a fish in a beutiful girls fanny! lol, i often wonder if anyone goes down on her and thinks..fuck this cunt stinks!!

yeah he got the bride's test results they are all colored blue

I was waiting for the domino effect... Or the graphic that this came out on America's Funniest Home Videos in 1996.

Forgive me father for I have seizure.

That was his impression of a fish out of water.

all the excitement got to him

"Look, mah, no hands!"

@vid of the girl shaving her head....WHO GIVES A FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!
@ all of you
I rented a movie yesterday and I was stunned to see a "BREAK.COM" commercial during the previews !!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! ?!?!?!?!
Still sucking his dick Brian...wanna be on DVDS too ?
Not with your skills baby....you suck...hum again you suck well so I guess some day one of your dicks will cum and say ....."ok I got something for you" and you'll take pills and maybe it will go away. or not...anyway....when you get 18 you can go buy a and call a hooker... Ok.
Have a bad fucking day you fuck !

Well....that went well....ffffff I'm ok now
FUCK THAT VID......oups

This is why I don't stop taking my meds.

Snakester. I have good news! Word on the street is tomorrow there is going to be an "exciting" video featuring mimes! I for one can hardly wait.

Jesus
Oh no wait....he does not exist !
......................... ..........
Elvis...at least he was real !

he was just trying to get a scope of the brides knickers and when things didn't work out he pretended he was a fish. simple

That knucklehead , always up to something.

Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six.
Gets them everytime!

I think it was the "in sickness and in health" bit that he had the synaptic event.

i bet he says oh boy oh boy when he's humping a choir boy, i think the best man's thinking abought what he did with the bride the night before

Durka Durka - Muhummed Jihad.

You are what you eat.. best i've ever tasted was a 200 lb chick who ate ice cream all the time. A playboy model who eats curry is gonna smell like the middle east.

bride ,were did you get him the fucking mong house.

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Is the Best Man that Passes Out Cold During a Wedding Died?

Shut the fuck up.

Boooooo! Waste of time even though i clicked on it after reading the title and knew it was going to be boring anyways!

He stole the show, good work wanker

muhahaha like a fuking tree

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To much and before the wedding!

church isnt the best place to hump stairs ...

That's not what your momma said.

Is this the "yo momma" joke train?
Okay, cool.
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Yo momma so fat that she got on the elevator and pressed up, but went down.
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Yo momma so fat, she rolled over in bed and killed everybody in China.
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Yo momma so fat that when she goes to KFC she orders the big bucket on the roof.

it isnt ..

Durka Durka V111

thats fuck all new to me! happens to me most every sat night in the fuckin local. fuckn piss head best men!! get the fuck outta here!

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It's okay, his brain stem broke his fall.

One of the only things you can learn from the military is that you never, ever, and I mean never, lock your knees while your standing long periods of time. I don't understand the mechanism but it makes you pass out. I was outside in 90 degree heat during a ceremony once. We were all decked out in our white uniforms and someone locked their knees, passed out on concrete face first. Knocked out 5 teeth and broke his nose, and blood was everywhere. I know, great story bro. Moral of the story is...don't lock your fuckin knees!

I wonder if the Bestman was ever an Alter Boy for that Priest....

TIMMMMMBERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! !!!!

Hymn fell over,psalms down too.

this happened in an old zombie film day of the living dead old black and white not sure of name, opening scene grave yard. this is a simeler,yes bad spelling i now,thing where he hits his head on a step.WELL i now of some one pissed getting out of a taxi of whitch had to double park,he cought his foot on the footwell and tripped full lenght face down on the curb,well it shatterd some vertibray in his spine,co`s the spine was bent back to much.he was lucky to walk againe with a lot of theropy,but the strangest thing it if he is in doors and its raining he can feel rain drops on his body ,if he sease a spider he can feel it on him, can`t feel hot or cold differance and a lot of other strange things.any way he looked like a twitcher some one shoot him ,in the head

The groom needs to reconsider his definition of "best."

the man felt an intense pain from the other man willingly give away his balls...and from standing too long in these ungodly long ceremonies of castration!
for once i didnt want to screw up some bags!!!

It must have been a fall wedding

The pussy stank from the bride was to much to handle

it happens when after a night of partying someone slips coffee in your vodka

Piss cakes?

not funny see this and if u laugh give me thumbs up http://www.machovideo.com /video/Make_love_not_war_ 16375/

DATS WAT HE GETS 4 BEING A LIL BITCH

fat little kid looking for his next meal

NICE T U B HUBBLE - SOME PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ALL THE ATTENTION Ó¿Ô (Ô Ô)

NICE T U B HUBBLE - SOME PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION Ô¿Ô (Ô) Ô)

o my gooood

nice clear clip

THATS EMBARISING.

LMAØ IT'S FUNNYR IN SLØW MØ

ouu boy !! :DDD

wtf is a tub hubble? quit saying that shit.