The only other sport that's pretty much as boring to watch as golf. Soccer is just a nice word for kickball. The only reason anyone would watch is for shots like this. (my kick is big)

HOW BIG IS IT δ¿δ

i bet your a fan of that rugby hybrid called ''football'', over 3 billion people play this game everyday, so fuck your kickball

umm theres a typo in the description..
you obviously meant to say theres still only 1 ball on the field

Never mind he can have his balls looked at in the communal bath later.

yeahg