If he holds his hands to the side of his face, he would make a nice Dutch painting.

That would be a Norwegian painting, not Dutch.

Norwegian painters suck. I won't put their shit on my walls.

I got some nice fat clown shit for your walls.

I like how you work with corn and peanuts to accentuate the circus theme. Bravo!

That's how my face feels after having a tooth repaired at the dentist office. Maybe it will wear off for him.

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