How To TRIGGER A Pornstar

How To TRIGGER A Pornstar

Those poor sluts were getting ready to dodge that cum like Neo dodges bullets. Next time just tell them it's completely organic, gluten free, vegan safe, pasture-raised semen. They'll guzzle it up like nobody's business!

11/14/17 2,407 Funny

Yep, That's His Aunt

Yep, That's His Aunt

There is an old German proverb that says nothing brings family closer than a rimjob, and once you see this aunt and nephew giving it a go you'll realize just how true that is.

12/09/17 2,390 Sexy

This Is The Face Of PAINAL

This Is The Face Of PAINAL

You see that blood dude? That means you've hit the bottom and broken something she probably needs in order to discharge her bowels properly.

12/07/17 2,016 Sexy

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!?

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!?

I've seen some loose bitches in my time, but for this to even be physically possible I assume this slut has been letting the animals at her local zoo have a go at her asshole every day for the past 5 years.

11/06/17 1,992 WTF

Cali Sluts Are Something Else...

Cali Sluts Are Something Else...

Whoa lady, those juices you squirted all over that stairwell are going to get someone killed. Get a mop for Christ's sake!

12/08/17 1,919 Sexy

Don't Mess With This Grandpa

Don't Mess With This Grandpa

If the person you're squaring up with seems hesitant and keeps repeating "I'm gonna hurt ya" that's when you just walk away. Also if you happen to have a chin softer than a taco shell...

11/17/17 1,911 Fights

This Is Fucked Up! Very, Very Fucked Up!

This Is Fucked Up! Very, Very Fucked Up!

No matter how loud this bitch screams, every item found in your average Japanese supermarket is going up her turd-cutter (I'm just assuming you can buy ready made piss enemas in Japanese supermarkets).

11/12/17 1,876 WTF

Black Friday 2017 Fights Compilation

Black Friday 2017 Fights Compilation

Oh so that's why it's called Black Friday...because you ain't leaving the store without a black eye or two. The true meaning of the Christmas season!

11/25/17 1,844 Fights

Japanese Porn Is Fucking Crazy

Japanese Porn Is Fucking Crazy

Ask any Japanese porn director and he'll tell you nothing sets up a gang rape scene quite like tricking your star into thinking her friend just got burned alive. It makes the tears and screams of agony more believable!

11/08/17 1,696 Shocking

Don't Mess With Someone Who Says He Spent 21 years In Prison

Don't Mess With Someone Who Says He Spent 21 years In Prison

"That's all you need to dew". Mountain Dew needs to sign this man for an advertising campaign, stat!

12/01/17 1,656 Fights

THE PORN NOOB

THE PORN NOOB

Porn injuries generally involve a girl's asshole being turned inside out, but this one is all psychological...and it's the dude who suffers for once.

12/05/17 1,530 Fail

Fox Hunter Whips The Hell Out Of Protester

Fox Hunter Whips The Hell Out Of Protester

Damn! She just whipped him like it was the early 1800s. Lucky fella, normally I have to pay good money to have a woman strike me over and over again with a riding crop.

11/21/17 1,302 Fights

Brazilian Gang Beats, Shoots And Chops A Guy's Fingers Off

Brazilian Gang Beats, Shoots And Chops A Guy's Fingers Off

As bad as that was, the real fucked up thing is he actually got off lucky when you consider what Brazilian gangs are normally known for doing to someone that pisses them off.

12/02/17 1,243 Shocking

This Bar Fight Takes Drunken Brawls To A Whole New Level Of Hilarious

This Bar Fight Takes Drunken Brawls To A Whole New Level Of Hilarious

This drunken brawl had a comical amount of missed punches and air swings, yet somehow, against all the odds, still ended with one dude getting a good night's sleep.

11/09/17 1,190 Fights

FAMILY OF THE YEAR

FAMILY OF THE YEAR

Some girls have their mother's eyes, other girls have their mother's kindhearted spirit. Then there is this slut. She has her mother's blowjob skills since she's had years of practical classes with dear old mama.

12/13/17 1,212 Sexy

Crazy Racist Trashing A Burger King Gets A Brutal Beating

Crazy Racist Trashing A Burger King Gets A Brutal Beating

Poor Gary Busey just wanted a Whopper, but instead he got tased, kicked, stomped, stood on, punched, and slapped. I believe Burger King calls that an Ass Whopper with extra cheese.

11/11/17 1,138 Fights