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"That's all you need to dew". Mountain Dew needs to sign this man for an advertising campaign, stat!
As bad as that was, the real fucked up thing is he actually got off lucky when you consider what Brazilian gangs are normally known for doing to someone that pisses them off.
Before all they had was Rosy Palm and her five sisters for a bit of fun time. Now I guess they have Mary Kate and Ashley, two nasty gaping holes.
Well, you know what they say. Third time's a charm!
What he did was monumentally stupid, but yet, the bigger crime was wearing white pants this late in the season!