The King of the Mountain has very little authority when he's off the mountain and on a train. The BART officer was nice enough to provide him an escort off the train and into a window waiting nearby.     more

(125) | category: Shocking | views: 32708 | posted on: 11/24/2009

There's not much left to fight over in Russia-- there's the Yakov Smirnoff box set, managing Dolph Lundgren's career, and this puddle. This is by far the biggest prize.     more

(88) | category: Fights | views: 27496 | posted on: 11/24/2009

I'm pretty sure that the record execs taught her that once you go down, you keep going until the job is done.     more

(90) | category: Funny | views: 25624 | posted on: 11/24/2009

The kid in the muscle shirt used the element of surprise to his advantage. Everyone was surprised he'd actually show up in a muscle shirt.     more

(71) | category: Fights | views: 33987 | posted on: 11/24/2009

The thing to remember about latinos is they have a solid work ethic, so when they give you the business, they really follow-through!     more

(70) | category: Shocking | views: 22453 | posted on: 11/24/2009

It's getting to the point where merely living in Russia is hazardous to your health.     more

(74) | category: Cool | views: 21945 | posted on: 11/24/2009

The only thing he has left in the world is the videotape of his home being destroyed.     more

(75) | category: Funny | views: 18296 | posted on: 11/24/2009

Wow, this guy just failed across land, sea, and air. If only that were something to be proud of!     more

(53) | category: Accidents | views: 10601 | posted on: 11/24/2009

Her wifebeater and my condoms are both 1) ribbed for her pleasure and 2) to be pulled off by her.     more

(46) | category: Sexy | views: 20416 | posted on: 11/24/2009

I think we can agree that it's pretty cruel to go the literal route when you announce your latest round of firings.     more

(116) | category: Shocking | views: 39622 | posted on: 11/23/2009

This massive girl brawl reminds us that it's not really a catfight until at least one boob pops out.     more

(112) | category: Fights | views: 31163 | posted on: 11/23/2009

Wow, that's probably the fastest Windows upgrade I've ever seen.     more

(86) | category: Shocking | views: 19296 | posted on: 11/23/2009

What was this bus carrying? The marching band, their instruments, and their weapons cache?     more

(65) | category: Accidents | views: 19366 | posted on: 11/23/2009

A safety harness is the only thing that prevented this window washer from becoming just another thing needing to be cleaned off.     more

(77) | category: Shocking | views: 35932 | posted on: 11/23/2009

You do not-- I repeat-- you do not EVER pre-empt Miami Vice in India.     more

(58) | category: Shocking | views: 10136 | posted on: 11/23/2009